Lou Costello credited as playing...
Orville
- [first lines]
- Miss Frances Planey: Orville, after you've finished flying the jet ships for the children, bring them back to the orphanage. Then cut the lawn and water the plants.
- Orville: All right, Miss Planey.
- Orville: I'm Orville.
- Dr. Orvilla: [to Lester] See, Orville. He don't even know how to say the name. The name is Orvilla!
- Orville: No, Orville.
- Dr. Orvilla: [to Lester] He's the quack pots.
- [to Orville, giving him his briefcase]
- Dr. Orvilla: Do you mind-a hold this please?
- Orville: No, sir.
- Dr. Orvilla: [slaps Orville] The name is Orvilla.
- Orville: [gives Dr. Orvilla back his briefcase] Now, I don't go for that kind of stuff.
- [slaps Dr. Orvilla]
- Orville: Now, cut it out. My name is Orville.
- Dr. Orvilla: [mumbles in Italian] I'm-a gonna give you a buckaroo.
- [hands Orville his briefcase and slaps him]
- Dr. Orvilla: The name is Orvilla!
- Orville: [hands back Dr. Orvilla's briefcase] Now, you hold that. Now, you cut it out!
- [slaps Dr. Orvilla]
- Orville: Slappin' me in the face like that. My name is Orville.
- Dr. Orvilla: You make-a me lose my temper, you.
- [hands back his briefcase to Orville]
- Dr. Orvilla: The name is Orvilla!
- [slaps Orville so hard he falls down on a chair]
- Dr. Orvilla: [to Lester] How can he be Orvilla? He don't even-a speak-a like-a me?
- Orville: I tink I speak even-a betterin' than you.
- Dr. Orvilla: No mock-a me.
- Orville: Whose-a mockin'-a you?
- [Dr. Orvilla slaps Orville, Orville slaps Dr. Orvilla, etc. etc]
- Orville: Hey, Dr. Wilson, is there anything else I can do?
- Dr. Wilson: I'm afraid not, Orville. This kind of work requires a high IQ.
- Orville: A what?
- Dr. Wilson: [louder] High IQ.
- Orville: High IQ, too.
- Mugsy: [to Allura] Ah, fair flower of Venus. The sight of you makes my lips burn for your kisses. It kindles the fires of love in my heart. The flames sear my soul.
- Orville: Squirt the hose on him, put the fire out, and put him in the dungeon.
- Venusian Captain Olivia: Yes, oh mighty King.