Jumping Jacks (1952)
Jerry Lewis: Hap Smith
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Quotes
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Sgt. McClusky : You know I'm beginning to like you.
Hap Smith : You are? Is that good?
Sgt. McClusky : Yeah! And I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
Hap Smith : What?
Sgt. McClusky : I'm not half as tough as I sound.
Hap Smith : You're not?
Sgt. McClusky : Nah! It's just something that comes over me. Sometimes I think I'm my own worst enemy.
Hap Smith : No, you're not, Sarge. Not as long as I'm alive.
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Chick Allen : There's nothing to it. You get on a plane, you go up 20,000 feet, jump out, and your chute opens automatically.
Hap Smith : Yeah? What if it doesn't open?
Chick Allen : Then you pull your reserve parachute.
Hap Smith : What if that doesn't open?
Chick Allen : Well, we haven't had a complaint yet... from a guy whose shoot didn't open.
[Laughs]