- Dan Sabinas: What's your name, son?
- Cornie Quinell: Cornelius. Cornie, for short. Hey, what'd you do with my hamburger?
- Dan Sabinas: Cornie.
- [laughs]
- Dan Sabinas: Say, that's pretty corny.
- Cornie Quinell: [singing] First, I'd like to introduce my daughter, Ah, my friends, my daughter's quite a dish, If you strike her tail, Then you've struck water, And wham! My daughter turns into a fish...
- Slim Shelby: The ranch is so big, you know.
- Cornie Quinell: Oh, yeah. Miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles.
- Cornie Quinell: You just relax. I'm going downstairs and mosey around the lobby.
- Debbie Telford: You just mosey us out of here. Pronto!
- Debbie Telford: How can I stick around in a bathing suit?
- Cornie Quinell: Well, it's simple. Get in that pool and stay there.
- Debbie Telford: Till I'm what color?
- Slim Shelby: [singing] Take it slow, Emma, And save yourself, A lady don't go lickety-split, And such behavior ain't befittin', Whoa, Emma, Control yourself!
- Debbie Telford: Oh, Cornie, I'm so hungry.
- Cornie Quinell: I know honey, but, you promised me to stick with me through thick or thin.
- Debbie Telford: Yeah, but the longer I stick, the thinner I get.
- Cornie Quinell: Well, here's to you. And that's something I could never understand. A guy always says, "Here's to you" and then they drink it themselves.
- Slim Shelby: I'm gonna sit on my fence and whittle me a whistle.
- Debbie Telford: What's a whistle for?
- Slim Shelby: Oh, to call my wife when I want her to bring my lunch.
- Cornie Quinell: Look, if I'd never seen him before and he'd never seen me, how did I know him when he saw me?
- Debbie Telford: Oh, yeah. That makes sense.
- Cornie Quinell: It does? Explain it to me.
- Sunshine Jackson: I've been waiting a long time for this moment, Danny boy, and I'm really gonna thrill you. Okay, sit down, pappy. Hit it boys!
- [singing]
- Sunshine Jackson: I want that building to hit me, I want that lightning to strike, I want to jump as though something bit me, Yeah, yeah, yeah that's what I'd like, I want that mad, emotional spasm, That makes you lose your head, I know a gal who has 'em, And the gal who has 'em said: It's dynamite! The kick is dynamite! The trick is bumpin' into love some unexpected night, It lights the fuse that gets your foolish heart, And then a bang! bang! bang! bang! tears you apart...