Bill Thompson credited as playing...
White Rabbit • Dodo
- White Rabbit: [singing] I'm late / I'm late / For a very important date. / No time to say "Hello, Goodbye". / I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.
- White Rabbit: Why, Mary Ann! What are you doing out here?
- Alice: Mary Ann?
- White Rabbit: Don't just do something, stand there... Uh... no no! Go go! Go get my gloves! I'm late!
- Alice: But late for what? That's just what I...
- White Rabbit: My gloves!
- [Blows trumpet]
- White Rabbit: At once, do you hear!
- Alice: Goodness. I suppose I'll be taking orders from Dinah next.
- White Rabbit: Your Majesty, members of the jury, loyal subjects... and the King... the prisoner at the bar stands accused of enticing Her Majesty, the Queen of Hearts, into a game of croquet, thereby and with malice of forethought, molesting, tormenting, and otherwise annoying our beloved...
- Queen of Hearts: Never mind all that! Get to the part where I lose my temper.
- White Rabbit: ...thereby causing the Queen to lose her temper.
- White Rabbit: We need a lazard with a liddle... a lad... can you help us?
- Bill: At your service, gov'nor.
- Dodo: Bill, my lad. Have you ever been down a chimney?
- Bill: Why, gov'nor, I've been down more chimneys...
- Dodo: Excellent, excellent. Now just hop down the chimney and pull that monster out of there.
- Bill: Righto, gov'nor... Monster? Aaaaah!
- White Rabbit: Her Imperial Highness, Her Grace, Her Excellency, Her Royal Majesty, the Queen of Hearts!
- [Crowd cheers]
- White Rabbit: ... And the King.
- Voice in crowd: Hooray!
- Dodo: [singing] We'll blow the thing there out, we'll smoke the monster out!
- White Rabbit: [singing] We'll smoke the monster ou...
- [realizes what he just sang]
- White Rabbit: NO! No-ho! My poor house and furniture!