Joseph Kearns credited as playing...
Doorknob
- [Alice reaches the door to escape from the mob]
- Doorknob: [tries to open the door] D'oh! I'm - still locked, you know!
- Alice: [in horror] But the queen! I simply *must* get out!
- Doorknob: [chuckles] But you *are* outside.
- Alice: [releases her grip on the Doorknob] What?
- Doorknob: [opens his mouth] See for yourself.
- [Alice sees through his mouth and sees herself asleep with Dinah also sleeping on her lap by a tree in a beautiful meadow]
- Alice: Why - why that's me! I'm asleep!
- Queen of Hearts: [shouting from a distance, advancing toward Alice along with a mob of other characters] Don't let her get away! Off with her head!
- Alice: [in terror, through the Doorknob's mouth] Alice, wake up! Please, wake up, Alice!
- Queen of Hearts: [comes closer with the rest of the mob] Off with her head!
- Alice: Alice! Please, wake up, Alice!
- [as the mob draws nearer, the screen goes into swirling multicolor until it shows Alice sleeping by the tree]
- Alice: [voiceover] Alice! Alice! Alice!
- Alice's sister: [changes to her sister's] Alice! Alice! Will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson?
- Alice: [drinks from bottle] Mmm... tastes like cherry tart.
- [shrinks down]
- Alice: Custard.
- [shrinks down]
- Alice: Pineapple.
- [shrinks down]
- Alice: Roast turkey.
- [now at minimum size]
- Alice: Goodness! What did I do?
- Doorknob: [chuckles] You almost went out like a candle!
- Alice: But look, I'm just the right size!
- Doorknob: Oh - no use.
- [laughs]
- Doorknob: I forgot to tell you.
- [laughs]
- Doorknob: I'm locked!
- [laughs]
- Alice: Oh, no!
- Doorknob: But of course, you've got the key, so...
- Alice: What key?
- Doorknob: Now, don't tell me you've left it up there!