Jack Albertson credited as playing...
Post Office Mail Sorter Next to Lou
- Al: [finding Susan's letter to Kris] Hey, Lou! C'mere!
- Lou: Yeah?
- Al: Hey, here's a new one! I seen 'em write to Santa Claus North Pole, South Pole and every other place, here's a kid writes 'Kris Kringle New York County Courthouse,' can you beat that?
- Lou: The kid's right.
- Al: Yeah?
- Lou: They got him on trial down there. He claims that he's Santy Claus and the D.A. claims that he's nuts.
- [holds out paper]
- Lou: Here, read it for yourself, right on the front page.
- Al: [getting an idea] Hey, uh... hey Lou, how many Santy Claus letters we got down at the dead letter office?
- Lou: I dunno, there must be about fifty thousand of 'em, bags and bags all over the joint and there's more coming in every day.
- Al: Yeah. Hey uh, hey Lou...
- Lou: Yeah?
- Al: Uh, it'd be kinda nice to get rid of 'em, wouldn't it huh?
- Lou: Yeah but... hey, that's a wonderful idea...
- Al: I mean after all, why should we be bothered with all that stuff, huh? Why don't ya get a couple of trucks up here, big ones, right away! Load 'em with all that Santa Claus mail and deliver 'em to Mr. Kringle down at the Courthouse!