El casado casa quiere (1948)

Julio Villarreal: Tio Jorge

Quotes 

• Tio Jorge : Upon arriving in Los Angeles, I went to the office there and met the new employee. She's a young woman just graduated from college. She's marvelous, gorgeous, young, pretty, well-educated. I've never met a woman like her. She speaks Spanish, English, and Latin. She plays the piano and the flute. She dances like a wild bronco. She plays checkers all over Los Angeles. She beat me every time. She runs her father's office better than mine. And she plays as hard as she works.

• Tio Jorge : I swear that Tinita convinced me of what I thought impossible - that there are angels who walk on earth in high heels.

• Señor Conejo : Besides these two, my oldest son is in medical school.

  Tio Jorge : He's going to be a doctor?

  Señor Conejo : Not exactly. He was born with two heads and is in a bottle of alcohol.

• Quico Posada : The weaker sex must be studied closely. You live in California now, but I grew up on a farm. It's the best place to study the weaker sex. There are all sorts of females there. There are cows, mares, and ewes.

  Tio Jorge : What do they have to do with women?

  Quico Posada : Females are females, no matter the species. For example, a worthless mare and marvelous stallion. The male approaches the female and attempts to mate. Logically, the mare would assent to this, right? But something else happens. The mare kicks the stallion in the chest until he backs off.

  Tio Jorge : What does the stallion do?

  Quico Posada : He takes it like a man. He knows that when she tires of kicking him in the chest, she'll assent.