- Artie - Shooting Gallery Attendant: Hey gov', sir, try your luck on Mussolini, Hiro Hito, or Hitler. Hit 'em where their hearts ought to be and listen to the 'ollow sound.
- [last lines]
- Sherlock Holmes: Yes, Watson, Miss Spedding deserves credit for picking the most logical spot in the world... to commit my murder.
- Dr. John H. Watson: Oh, where is that?
- Sherlock Holmes: In the middle of a crowd.
- Inspector Lestrade: Him and his meet me here and meet me there. Where the... Where is he anyhow?
- Dr. John H. Watson: I'm blessed if I know. He said wait here by the shooting gallery and look inconspicuous.
- Inspector Lestrade: Inconspicuous? Oh...
- [Lestrade starts whistling and inspecting the ceiling]
- Dr. John H. Watson: He said inconspicuous, Lestrade, not half-witted.
- Sherlock Holmes: [on the pajama suicides] Indubidably, these murders are the work of a well-organized gang and directing them is one of the most fiendishly clever minds in all Europe today.
- Inspector Lestrade: Any notion who?
- Sherlock Holmes: I suspect a woman. Do you have tobacco around this place, Watson?
- Dr. John H. Watson: Yes, I've packed it. A woman? You amaze me, Holmes. Why a woman?
- Sherlock Holmes: Because the method, whatever it is, is particularly subtle and cruel. Feline, not canine.
- Inspector Lestrade: Poppy-cock. Canine, feline, quinine, when a bloke does himself in, that's suicide.
- Sherlock Holmes: Unless the bloke is driven to suicide and then in that case it's murder.
- Dr. John H. Watson: Driven? That *sounds* like a woman, doesn't it?
- Sherlock Holmes: Definitely, a female Moriarty. Clever, ruthless... and above all, cautious.
- Sherlock Holmes: I'm sorry, Watson, the pleasures of the chase are no longer for me. I'm through with crime now and forever.
- Mrs. Hudson: Now now, Doctor Watson - don't get down in the dumps. What can't be cured must be endured you know.
- [first lines]
- News Vendor: Read all about the pyjama suicide. Here you are, governor. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Read all about it, another pyjama suicide.
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