Dickie Jones credited as playing...
Pinocchio • Alexander
- The Blue Fairy: You must learn to choose between right and wrong.
- Pinocchio: Right and wrong? But how will I know?
- Jiminy Cricket: [watching] How'll he know!
- The Blue Fairy: [to Pinocchio] Your conscience will tell you.
- Pinocchio: What's a conscience?
- Jiminy Cricket: What's a conscience! I'll tell ya! A conscience is that still small voice that people won't listen to. That's just the trouble with the world today...
- Pinocchio: Are you my conscience?
- Jiminy Cricket: Who, me?
- Pinocchio: Father, whatcha crying for?
- [Geppetto hears him, but his mind doesn't get the message]
- Geppetto: Because... you're dead, Pinocchio.
- Pinocchio: No! No, I'm not.
- Geppetto: Yes. Yes, you are. Now, lie down...
- Pinocchio: But father, I'm alive. See?
- [Looks at himself]
- Pinocchio: And... and I'm... I'm real. I'm a real boy!
- [THAT makes Geppetto look up]
- Geppetto: You're alive! And... and you are a real boy!
- Lampwick: [picks up Jiminy] Hey, who's the beetle?
- Jiminy Cricket: Let go! Put me down!
- Pinocchio: He's my conscience. He tells me what's right and wrong.
- Lampwick: What? You mean to tell me you take orders from a grasshopper?
- Jiminy Cricket: Grasshopper? Look here, you - you impudent young pup! It wouldn't hurt you to take orders from your grasshop - er, your conscience, if you have one!
- Jiminy Cricket: [pointing to Honest John] Remember what I said about temptations? That's him.
- Pinocchio: Oh, no, Jiminy. That's Mr. Honest John.
- Jiminy Cricket: [shocked] Honest John?
- [Pinocchio, having heard that Geppetto is alive after being swallowed by Monstro, makes the bold decision to save him and takes off]
- Jiminy Cricket: Hey, where ya goin'?
- Pinocchio: I'm going to find him!
- Jiminy Cricket: [following after Pinocchio] But Pinocch, are you crazy? Don't you realize he's in a whale?
- Pinocchio: I've *gotta* go to him!
- Jiminy Cricket: [following after] Hey, Pinocch! Wait! Listen here, son!
- [Pinocchio just keeps going straight to a high cliff overlooking the ocean, Jiminy following all the way]
- Jiminy Cricket: But this Monstro, I've heard of him; he's a whale of a whale!
- [Pinocchio starts tying a rock to his donkey tail]
- Jiminy Cricket: Why, he swallows whole ships alive!
- [Hhelps tie Pinocchio's tail to the rock completely]
- Jiminy Cricket: Tie it good and tight now. And besides, it's dangerous! Why, I...
- Pinocchio: Good-bye, Jiminy.
- Jiminy Cricket: Good-bye? I may be live bait down there, but I'm with ya!
- Jiminy Cricket: Now, you see, the world is full of temptations.
- Pinocchio: Temptations?
- Jiminy Cricket: Yep, temptations. They're the wrong things that seem right at the time... but... uh... even though the right things may seem wrong sometimes, or sometimes the wrong things...
- [chuckles]
- Jiminy Cricket: may be right at the wrong time, or visa versa.
- Jiminy Cricket: [clears throat] Understand?
- Pinocchio: [Shakes his head] Uh-uh. But I'm gonna do right.
- Jiminy Cricket: Atta boy, Pinoke! And I'm gonna help ya.
- The Blue Fairy: Little puppet made of pine, awake. The gift of life is thine.
- [She touches her wand to Pinocchio who wakes and begins to move]
- Jiminy Cricket: Whew! What they can't do these days!
- Pinocchio: I can move!
- [covers his mouth]
- Pinocchio: I can talk!
- [stands as the Blue Fairy chuckles]
- Pinocchio: I can walk!
- [falls back down clumsily]
- The Blue Fairy: Yes, Pinocchio. I've given you life.
- Pinocchio: Why?
- The Blue Fairy: Because tonight, Geppetto wished for a real boy.
- Pinocchio: Am I a real boy?
- The Blue Fairy: No, Pinocchio. To make Geppetto's wish come true will be entirely up to you.
- Pinocchio: Up to me?
- The Blue Fairy: Prove yourself brave, truthful and unselfish, and someday you *will* be a real boy.
- Geppetto: [Inside Monstro the whale] Get out? Oh, no, no, son. I have tried every way. Why, I even built a raft.
- Pinocchio: [noticing it] A raft? That's it! We'll take the raft. And when the whale opens his mouth...
- Geppetto: No, no, no, no. Now listen, son. He only opens his mouth when he's eating. Then everything comes in; nothing goes out.
- Pinocchio: Oh.
- Geppetto: It's hopeless, Pinocchio. Come, we'll make a nice fire and we cook some of the fish.
- Pinocchio: A fire? That's it!
- Geppetto: Yes, and then we'll all eat again.
- Pinocchio: A great big fire; lots of smoke!
- Geppetto: Smoke? Oh, yes, sure. Smoked fish will taste good.
- Pinocchio: Quick, some wood!
- [grabs some pieces of wood and a wooden chair and places the wood in Geppetto's arms]
- Geppetto: Pinocchio, not the chair!
- Pinocchio: Hurry, Father, more wood!
- [smashes the chair over a wooden barrel while Geppetto adds the wood pieces]
- Geppetto: But what'll we sit on?
- Pinocchio: We won't need it. We're getting out!
- [Grabs a lit lantern and smashes it over the pile of wood, causing a fire to start. He then adds a blanket to create smoke then promptly starts blowing and fanning on the smoke to force it up. The smoke curls upward toward the top of Monstro]
- Geppetto: Getting out? But how?
- Pinocchio: We'll make him sneeze!
- Geppetto: Make him sneeze? Oh, that will make him mad!
- Geppetto: Now close your eyes and go to sleep.
- Pinocchio: Why?
- Geppetto: Everybody has to sleep. Figaro goes to sleep - and Cleo - and besides, tomorrow, you've got to go to school.
- Pinocchio: Why?
- Geppetto: Oh, to learn things and get smart.
- Pinocchio: Why?
- Geppetto: [starts to fall asleep] Because.
- Pinocchio: Oh.
- Geppetto: Oh, Pinocchio! How did you get down here?
- Pinocchio: I fell down.
- Geppetto: Oh, you did... Oh! You are talking!
- Pinocchio: Uh-huh.
- Geppetto: No! No. no, no!
- Pinocchio: Yes, and I can move too.
- Geppetto: No, no, you can't! I'm dreaming in my sleep! Oh, wake me up! Wake me up!
- [pours a pitcher of water over his head]
- Geppetto: Now we see who's dreaming. Go on, say something.
- Pinocchio: ...Gee, you're funny. Do it again!
- Geppetto: You *do* talk!
- Pinocchio: Yes! The Blue Fairy came.
- Geppetto: The Blue Fairy?
- Pinocchio: Uh-huh, and I got a conscience.
- Geppetto: A conscience?
- [Jiminy proudly points to himself]
- Pinocchio: And someday, I'm gonna be a real boy!
- Geppetto: A real boy! It's my wish! It's come true!
- Pinocchio: [looking for Geppetto, who has been swallowed by Monstro the whale] Father!
- Jiminy Cricket: Father! Huh? He ain't *my* father. Uh, Mr. Geppetto!
- Foulfellow: [he and Gideon have "diagnosed" Pinocchio's "condition"] My boy, you are *allergic.*
- Pinocchio: Allergic?
- Foulfellow: Yes, and there is only one cure: a vacation on Pleasure Island!
- Pinocchio: Pleasure Island?
- Foulfellow: Yes!
- [ge and Gideon dance]
- Foulfellow: That happy land of carefree boys, where every day's a holiday!
- Pinocchio: [leaving] But I can't go. I...
- Foulfellow: [he and Gideon stop him] Why, of course you can go. I'm giving you my ticket.
- [he produces an ace of spades card and gives it to Pinocchio]
- Foulfellow: Here.
- Pinocchio: Thanks. But I...
- Foulfellow: No, tut-tut-tut, I insist: your health comes first.
- [he and Gideon grab Pinocchio and escort him away]
- Foulfellow: Come, the coach departs at midnight!
- [he sings the Pleasure Island rendition of "Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee" as they escort Pinocchio away]
- Jiminy Cricket: All right, then, here's what we'll tell 'em. You can't go to the theater. Say thank you just the same - you're sorry, but you've got to go to school.
- Pinocchio: Mmm-hmm.
- Foulfellow: Pinocchio! Oh, Pinocchio! Woo-hoo!
- Jiminy Cricket: Here they come, Pinoke. Now, you tell 'em.
- Foulfellow: Woo hoo! Oh, little boy! Ah, there you are. Where were we? Ah, yes. On to the theater!
- Pinocchio: Good-bye, Jiminy! Good-bye!
- Jiminy Cricket: Good-bye? Huh? Good-bye?
- [Sees Pinocchio going off with Foulfellow and Gideon]
- Jiminy Cricket: Hey, Pinoke! You can't go...! There he goes. What'll I do? I'll run and tell his father. No, that'd be snitching. I'll go after him myself.
- Jiminy Cricket: [guietly] Toodle-oo, Stromboli.
- Pinocchio: Goodbye, Mr Stromb...
- Jiminy Cricket: Shhh! Quiet! Let's get out of here before something else happens.
- Foulfellow: [Picks up Pinocchio's schoolbook and apple, which he eats] Well, well. Quite the scholar, I see. Look, Giddy. A man of letters. Here's your book
- [hands book to Pinocchio]
- Pinocchio: I'm going to school.
- Foulfellow: School. Ah, yes. Then perhaps you haven't heard of the easy road to success.
- Pinocchio: Uh-uh.
- Foulfellow: No? I'm speaking, my boy, of the theater! Here's your apple.
- [Hands Pinocchio the apple, eaten down to the core]
- Foulfellow: Bright lights, music, applause! Fame!
- [Wiggles eyebrows]
- Pinocchio: Fame?
- [Wiggles eyebrows too]
- Foulfellow: Yes! And with that personality, that profile, that physique... why, he's a natural-born actor, eh, Giddy?
- Pinocchio: But I'm going...
- Foulfellow: ...straight to the top! Why, I can see your name in lights, lights six feet high! Uh... what is your name?
- Pinocchio: Pinocchio.
- Foulfellow: Pinocchio! P-I-N... er, U-O... Uh, er...
- [chuckles]
- Foulfellow: We're wasting precious time. Come. On to the theater!
- The Blue Fairy: Pinocchio, why didn't you go to school?
- Jiminy Cricket: [Pinocchio looks up at him] Go ahead. Tell her.
- Pinocchio: I was going to school 'til I met somebody.
- The Blue Fairy: Met somebody?
- Pinocchio: Yeah, two big monsters, with big green eyes!
- [His nose grows a little]
- Pinocchio: Why, I...
- The Blue Fairy: Monsters? Weren't you afraid?
- Pinocchio: No, ma'am, but they tied me in a big sack.
- [His nose grows a little more and sprouts leaves]
- The Blue Fairy: You don't say? And where was Sir Jiminy?
- Pinocchio: Huh? Oh, Jiminy?
- Jiminy Cricket: [Jumps in front of Pinocchio] Psst! Leave me out of this.
- Pinocchio: They put him in a little sack.
- [His nose grows even more, taking Jiminy along with it]
- The Blue Fairy: No!
- Pinocchio: Yeah!
- [His nose sprouts flowers]
- The Blue Fairy: How did you escape?
- Pinocchio: I didn't - they chopped me into firewood!
- [His nose grows again, and a nest with baby birds sprouts at the end of it]
- Pinocchio: Oh, look! My nose! What's happened?
- The Blue Fairy: Perhaps you haven't been telling the truth, Pinocchio.
- Jiminy Cricket: Perhaps?
- Pinocchio: Oh, but I have! Every single word!
- [the branch with the nest on his nose whithers, and the birds fly away, whistling]