Billy Gilbert credited as playing...
Sneezy
- Snow White: Once there was a princess...
- Doc: Was the princess - you?
- Snow White: And she fell in love.
- Sneezy: Was it hard to do?
- Snow White: It was very easy. Anyone could see that the Prince was charming. The only one for me.
- Doc: Was he strong and handsome?
- Sneezy: Was he big and tall?
- Snow White: There's nobody like him, anywhere at all.
- Bashful: Did he say he loved ya?
- Happy: Did he steal a kiss?
- Snow White: [singing] He was so romantic/I could not resist.
- Grumpy: [the animals are trying to get their attention] They ain't acting this way for nothin'!
- Sleepy: [Yawning] Maybe the old Queen's, uh, got Snow White.
- Dwarfs: [In shock] The Queen! Snow White!
- Grumpy: The Queen'll kill her! We've gotta save her!
- Doc: Yes! Yes! We--we've gotta save her!
- Sneezy: Sh--She'll kill her!
- Happy: What'll we do?
- Doc: Yeah, yes, wha-what'll we do?
- Grumpy: [Takes charge] Come on!
- [leaps onto the back of the nearest deer and rides off]
- Snow White: [to the Seven Dwarfs] Please don't send me away. If you do, she'll kill me.
- Dwarfs: Kill you?
- Happy: Who will?
- Sneezy: Yes, who?
- Snow White: My stepmother, the queen.
- Dwarfs: The Queen!
- Bashful: She's wicked!
- Happy: She's bad!
- Sneezy: She's mighty mean!
- Grumpy: She's an old witch! And I'm warnin' ya, if that queen finds her here, she'll swoop down and wreak her vengeance on us!
- Snow White: But she doesn't know where I am.
- Grumpy: She don't, eh? She knows everything. She's full of black magic! She can even make herself invisible. Pfft! Might be in this room right now!
- Sneezy: [raising his hand and pointing to the sink] Hey, someone stole our dishes!
- Happy: They ain't stole, they're hid in the cupboard.
- Bashful: My cup's been washed. Sugar's gone.
- Happy: Something's cooking.
- [sniffs a few times]
- Happy: Smells good.
- Grumpy: [shoving Happy and Dopey away] Don't touch that, ya fools! Might be poison.
- [the kettle spews steam at the three of them and the lid rattles]
- Grumpy: See? It's witch's brew.