- Dr. Maurice Lamar: So, you're Madam Caron's husband, huh?
- Marcel Caron: I am, yes. On those rare occasions when you're not messing around with her.
- Dr. Maurice Lamar: Messing around? I'll have you understand...
- Marcel Caron: Doctor, you've sinned with your scissors and other surgical instruments. You've lured her with lotions, corrupted her with... uh, what was the name of that goo? Crème Supreme.
- Marcel Caron: In India, when a husband is about to divorce his wife, he puts a betel nut under her pillow. Therefore I say, madam, betel nuts to you.
- Dr. Maurice Lamar: But sweet, this is our honeymoon.
- Eve Caron: Yes, honey, but let's wait for the moon.