Son of a Sailor (1933)
Joe E. Brown: 'Handsome' Callahan
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Quotes
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'Handsome' Callahan : That's the ticket!
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'Handsome' Callahan : Listen, I'll pretend that I'm a dame.
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'Gaga' : Say, Handsome, them fellas up there said you couldn't lick a postage stamp! And they asked me to tell ya.
'Handsome' Callahan : Ah, pay no attention to the deadwood, Gaga. The higher up a man like goes in the Navy, the more jealous the small fry gets.
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'Duke' : How did you get here?
'Handsome' Callahan : I was Shanghai'd.
'Duke' : Shanghai'd?
'Handsome' Callahan : Yeah. Kidnapped by a dame. I was standin' on the corner, minding my own business, when she sneaked up behind me. Shot me with a poison arrow. Threw me in her car. And here I am.
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'Handsome' Callahan : Say, I thought you said you lived on a ranch?
Helen Farnsworth : I do. This is it.
'Handsome' Callahan : What do raise? Elephants?
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Helen Farnsworth : You must know Admiral Farnsworth too?
'Handsome' Callahan : You mean old Gas Bag Farnsworth?
Helen Farnsworth : Gas Bag?
'Handsome' Callahan : Say that guy could talk an ear off a tin horse. If he can fight like he can talk, say listen, all the Navy would need would be him in a rowboat.
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Helen Farnsworth : Can I drop you anywhere?
'Handsome' Callahan : I'm not going anyplace.
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Queenie : You won't forget me, will ya?
'Handsome' Callahan : Forget you? Say listen sister, elephants and sailors never forget.
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'Handsome' Callahan : Take it easy, sister. There's something screwy around here.
Queenie : Yeah and I'm lookin' right at it.
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'Handsome' Callahan : You look tired. Why don't you go to sleep?
Vincent : Oh, I can't sleep, sir. Insomnia. I haven't slept nights since I was a boy. My father used to play me to sleep with his harmonica.
'Handsome' Callahan : Oh, is that so?
Vincent : Yes, sir. He used to play a little tune about a - a little pickaninny, sir.
'Handsome' Callahan : Say, that's a coincidence. I know a little tune about a pickaninny.
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The Baroness : Please sit down.
'Handsome' Callahan : I don't wanna sit down. I've been sittin' all night.
The Baroness : Oh, well, you'll sit to please me, won't you?
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Admiral Farnsworth : Say, I bet you'll never forget that time you two got mixed up with those native dancers down in Tahiti.
'Handsome' Callahan : Yeah, good old Tahati.
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'Handsome' Callahan : I may be right or a may be wrong. Only time will tell.
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'Handsome' Callahan : Not a bad lookin' squaw, either. But, what a kidder! You know what she told me? She said that Mussolini, eleven Admirals, and Babe Ruth was gonna be here this afternoon.
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'Handsome' Callahan : Oh, lady, I can't stay in here with you. It ain't proper.
The Baroness : Oh, please, you can't go. You mustn't. I'm so frightened. Oh, and you're so big and strong.
'Handsome' Callahan : Listen, lady, if I'm gonna stay here, you gotta control yourself.
The Baroness : How can I control myself with you so close. You're asking too much.