The Midnight Patrol (1933)
Oliver Hardy: Officer Oliver Hardy
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Quotes
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Car Dispatcher : Calling Car Thirteen.
Oliver : That's us.
Car Dispatcher : Calling Car One-Three.
Stanley : I thought he said Thirteen.
Oliver : Shut up.
Car Dispatcher : Look out, boys, somebody's stealing your spare tire. That is all.
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Stanley : [sitting in the driver's seat while Hardy examines the squad car's engine to see why it won't fire] Maybe we're outta gas.
Oliver : [glancing up from under the hood with his famous restrained-fury haughtily-arrogant gaze in reaction to Laurel's apparent incompetence] Mind - - your own - - BIZness!
Stanley : [reaches down to the dashboard and pulls out a large knob - - probably the choke or throttle - - causing a huge jet of clear liquid to shoot out of the intake-valve and straight into Hardy's face as he's peering down and tinkering with it] What happened?
Oliver : [disgustedly scowling back at Laurel with a drenched dripping face] We're NOT out of GAS!
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Oliver : Do something to help me. Don't stand there looking at me!