David Landau credited as playing...
Jennings
- Jennings: If this is a singing lesson I'm a ring-tailed monkey!
- Professor Wagstaff: This is a singing lesson, and keep your family out of it.
- Jennings: What are you doing here?
- Baravelli: Me? I'm the music teacher. I give her singing lessons.
- Jennings: [to Connie] Since when are you taking singing lessons?
- Baravelli: Since you came in.
- Jennings: [to Wagstaff] What are you doing here?
- Professor Wagstaff: I'm the plumber. I'm just hanging around in case something goes wrong with her pipes.
- [to audience]
- Professor Wagstaff: That's the first time I've used that joke in twenty years.
- Jennings: I love good music.
- Professor Wagstaff: So do I, let's get out of here.
- Jennings: Sit down!
- Professor Wagstaff: [to the audience] I've got to stay here, but there's no reason why you folks shouldn't go out into the lobby until this thing blows over.
- Jennings: [at the College Widow's apartment] Pretty popular place, huh?
- Professor Wagstaff: Yes, a hot dog stand would clean up here.
- Jennings: I want to talk to Baravelli. Now, you wouldn't mind stepping out, would you?
- Professor Wagstaff: Well, I'd love to step out, but, I'd have to see the girl first.
- Jennings: Baravelli, I've got a proposition for you.
- Professor Wagstaff: Watch yourself, Baravelli. He's almost as crooked as you are.