E.H. Calvert credited as playing...
Professor in Wagstaff's Study
- Professor Wagstaff: Tomorrow we start tearing down the college.
- Professor in Wagstaff's Study, Professor in Wagstaff's Study: But, Professor, where will the students sleep?
- Professor Wagstaff: Where they always sleep: in the classroom.
- Professor Wagstaff: And I say to you gentlemen that this college is a failure. The trouble is we're neglecting football for education.
- Professor in Wagstaff's Study, Professor in Wagstaff's Study: Exactly. The professor is right.
- Professor Wagstaff: Oh, I'm right, am I? Well, I'm not right, I'm wrong. I just said that to test you. Now I know where I'm at - I'm dealing with a couple of snakes. What I meant to say was that there's too much football and not enough education.
- Professor in Wagstaff's Study, Professor in Wagstaff's Study: That's what I think.
- Professor Wagstaff: Oh, you do, do you? Well, you're wrong again! If there was a snake here, I'd apologize.