oscaralbert Review of Get a Horse!

Get a Horse! (2013)

The moral of this picture is that you cannot be a jockey unless you . . .

[7/10 · 7 July 2022]

. . . GET A HORSE! Though this bit of folk wisdom might seem to be simply self-evident, it is amazing how many people are slow on the uptake. For instance, just think about all of those characters populating slasher flicks. Whether you're talking franchises such as SCREAM, FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH, HALLOWEEN and NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD or stand-alone fright fests such as RESERVOIR DOGS and ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD, no one facing imminent doom seems able to meet their predicament with an ounce of Common Sense, while everyone in the film audience is shouting--often out loud--GET A HEARSE!