I think more movies should have exclamation marks in their titles. I also believe that more movies should have Brother Theodore in them, so hey - Message Parlor Murders! Is two for two.
Detective Rizotti and O'Mara are hunting the killer of numerous massage parlor workers - one of them, Rosie, often gave Rizotti the rub down - and now O'Mara is getting close to Rosie's roommate Gwen (Sandra Peabody, The Last House on the Left, Legacy of Satan, Teenage Hitchhikers). Of course, she's the kind of girl who only appears in movies, someone who doesn't rub nor tug, but instead acts like an analyst for her clients. Maybe their co-pays didn't cover therapy or we hadn't yet worked out the mental health side of care in 1973, but going to a massage girl at the Lust Lounge for psychotherapy seems like not the best idea I've heard today.
Maybe the killer is a man they call Mr. Creepy. It could also be someone trying to work out the seven deadly sins 22 years before Kevin Spacey. That theory seems to work, but hey, the seventies were a downer time and perhaps not everyone makes it out of this alive.
Somehow, this was also released as Massage Parlor Hookers! With the horror parts cut out. How long was that movie, 22 minutes?
Detective Rizotti and O'Mara are hunting the killer of numerous massage parlor workers - one of them, Rosie, often gave Rizotti the rub down - and now O'Mara is getting close to Rosie's roommate Gwen (Sandra Peabody, The Last House on the Left, Legacy of Satan, Teenage Hitchhikers). Of course, she's the kind of girl who only appears in movies, someone who doesn't rub nor tug, but instead acts like an analyst for her clients. Maybe their co-pays didn't cover therapy or we hadn't yet worked out the mental health side of care in 1973, but going to a massage girl at the Lust Lounge for psychotherapy seems like not the best idea I've heard today.
Maybe the killer is a man they call Mr. Creepy. It could also be someone trying to work out the seven deadly sins 22 years before Kevin Spacey. That theory seems to work, but hey, the seventies were a downer time and perhaps not everyone makes it out of this alive.
Somehow, this was also released as Massage Parlor Hookers! With the horror parts cut out. How long was that movie, 22 minutes?