How utterly fake and cheesy can it get ?
A prince from a small country in Europe? With a British accent ? Never !
Even if the accent had actually been British .. but it is not.
The middle aged and out of condition Barnaby is the bodyguard ? Never!
Why on earth would someone like this leading lady with shoulders like razorblades agree to wear a halter neck dress,.pretty it may be but certainly not displaying those shoulders.
And the 'Lady' whatever her name is refers to cutlery as ''flat ware'' ? Never !
Such a convoluted story . Why could he not have just been some billionaire or something ?
Review of Royal New Year's Eve
