Review of Crazed

Crazed (2014)
1/10
Ronan, your tales are stale......
20 February 2016
Warning: Spoilers
Ronan Pierce is fuelled by a tragic past, and the recent abduction of his wife McKenzie has Ronan's appetite for vengeance unbounded.

Searching for clues, Ronan unleashes his rage on a city full of psychopaths, gangs, corruption and the unrivalled evil of the Luna Cartel.

Responsible for both his daughter's death and his wife's abduction, the Luna Cartel enslave thousands of young beautiful women from around the world and harvest organs from all of it's other victims.

Joined by his partner Rex and a circus clown named Karina, Ronan paints the town red in his search for bloody justice.....

What happens when you write the film, produce the film, and star in the film? You get a vanity project that may make sense to the makers and their friends, but makes absolutely no sense to anyone else whatsoever.

It's basically a rip off of Sin City, with out hero roaming the night streets looking for answers whilst he should be looking for a pharmacist.

Because that voice is just too gravelly for its own good...........unless he's trying to channel Christian Bales Batman.

It's poorly acted, poorly written, and the look Ronan has on his face every time he kills someone or watches another torture DVD, he looks as if he's about to go into a Grand Mal seizure.

Don't be fooled by the poster, it's Grindhouse roots are not there, it's just an excuse for what appear to be loads of friends and Kane Hodder to swear as many times as they can in ninety minutes, and it's as boring as trying to remember the full title of this tripe.
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