9/10
Wow - Hidden Treasures!
11 August 2006
Now, this is an AWFUL movie but it is also one of those trainwreck gems where everything is so bad, so off, so wrong that you will laugh your ass off with your friends and the right kinds of "drinks" and "stuff". The acting is terrible and this film has a performance that stands there with one of the worst performances ever captured on film (and yes, WORSE then the teenage girl in TROLL 2). A girl places a Valley bimbo named Crystal and first off, she CANT do a Valley Girl impression! Not at all. Right now, you could stop an old person on the street and ask them to do one and it will be better than what this girl does. But the director must be tone-deaf because he has her do ot ALL THE TIME plus she wears those frayed, cut off t-shirts and jiggles her breasts all the time. It is so disturbing. This movie is unbelievable - it has EVERYTHING and EVERY Cliché - a potty-mouthed granny, a drunk monkey, Japanese tourists taking pictures, topless bimbos, bikers who beat up everyone, you name it! The plot (that that there is) a young teen pulls a prank and to be punished is forced to read this script! No - but he has to go work at hot tub company and oh, the hi jinx ensue! This movie is a winner as a loser!
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