6/10
"I'll tell you this much, the next hitchhiker is s... outta luck, I swear to God."
24 April 2005
Warning: Spoilers
OK, so you thought this was a horror flick. Here for your consideration are the top ten reasons why "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" is a highly underrated educational film:

1. Don't pick up hitchhikers for any reason, especially if they're going to kill themselves in your back seat.

2. When you come across a strange house and you see body parts hanging from the ceiling, it's time to go.

3. When you're ready to shoot a schizoid redneck sheriff, be sure the gun is loaded.

4. Don't accept tea from strangers.

5. When the man with the big chainsaw comes after you, JUST RUN AWAY!

6. If you're covered in blood and screaming hysterically, chances are you won't succeed as a hitchhiker.

7. Bathtubs can hold a lot of blood.

8. A plain old meat cleaver makes a perfectly good weapon and an acceptable choice for self defense.

9. It's OK to cheer for the maniac who runs over the local redneck sheriff.

10. If you have any fingernails left by the end of this film, find a good manicurist.
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