Star Jones(I)

Her 2004 million-dollar wedding, held at Saint Bartholomew's Church in New York City in front of 500 guests, had three matrons of honor, twelve bridesmaids, two junior bridesmaids, three best men, twelve groomsmen, three junior groomsmen, six footmen, four ring bearers, and four flower girls. She wore a Reem Acra taffeta gown and a 27-foot crystal-encrusted veil. Corporate sponsors "donated" (footed the bill) for the entire outlandish extravaganza.

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