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Mega Python vs. Gatoroid (2011)
Movie kills off its title character in the most stupidest way
When someone's hanging by a rope ladder out of a helicopter and there are murderous creatures on the ground, you pull the helicopter up to save the person, not hover over it and that's exactly what the pilot or the director did. It's so stupid that it's annoying.
I gave 1 rating for its title character, out of respect, who dies. She deserved better fate. R. I. P.
I don't think you need more to hear about this movie.
Vicious Fun (2020)
Well, Some movie reviews don'y lie apparently.
I was a bit skeptical at first after reading this movie reviews myself, and for a good reason: I've been duped before by good movie reviews. But after watching the movie, for once, I agree with them.
The script is average good for a non-A-list movie but what's prominent is the direction, background music score, the blood, the gore!
And the ultimate satisfaction of watching all the serial killers die in horrible deaths in a single movie, for once. It's so satisfying!
For those who'll watch this movie, it's totally worth it and I'm not even lying because I don't have to.
Amityville Vampire (2021)
Tight shirt, cleavage and bare breasts - That's it.
If you are looking for another Amityville thrill and horror piece, or even a not-so-great horror movie, look elsewhere.
But if you like very graphic death scenes with blood and gore, women flashing big breasts and showing great breast cleavage, you'll find some in this one. Some conversations might look very lengthy and unnecessary in here, but that don't contribute much to boost the quality of the movie.
Last Ride (2011)
Except that girl in pink top at the beginning, nothing is worth watching here.
Yep, you read it right. If you are looking for horrifying found footage thrill, there isn't one. Almost all of the attacks are off-camera followed by large amount of blood on victims. A lot of running and walking through the woods. For a first person camera work, it's pretty annoying.
It's sort of an unwritten rule or an open secret of slasher-horror genre to kill off the cutest or prettiest girl in the beginning; so in this case, they've chosen Emma Law, the actress as the cute girl in pink top for the first lamb to slaughter. She even acted well, given her small screen time. So, if you start to watch this movie, you might like it for first 5-10 minutes, then the rest is a waste of time if you are already accustomed enough with found footage horror movies.
Everyone Must Die! (2012)
Another boob infested c-grade movie
If you are big on watching big breasted women in a slasher flick, it's for you. It's got nudity and so much blood and gore, That's it.
Don't expect it to be more than that. I don't think even the performers themselves have tried to "act". Fight scenes, logic behind situations and dialogue delivery are so lame that you almost feel a cringe for watching this movie.
The Anomalyst (2020)
Don't Waste Time
For a typical horror TV series, it's really a let down. It highly implies a low budget production with worse execution in every department.
Just move on, watch anything except this one.
Ice House (2020)
A mediocre crime-thriller
In a nutshell:
Two best friends, Grant and Wayne, spend time on a Ice House, fishing. Grant knows that his wife, Courtney is cheating with other men and he also finds out that his wife might also be cheating on him with Wayne. So, Grant tries to kill Wayne, knocks him out. When Wayne wakes up, Grant offers him money to kill his wife by overdosing with the drug she normally takes. Wayne rejects, fight ensues. Wayne reveals to him that Courtney has also offered him money to kill Grant. A furious Grant then tries to drown him but Wayne tricks him and Grant gets drowned instead. It is also revealed later that Wayne kills Courtney too, through the way Grant asked him to do. Wayne then takes the money stash from Grant and Courtney's house.
Alert: Several nude scenes.
ETs Among Us 4: The Reality of ET/Human Hybrids (2020)
It's an Opinion, not a Documentary
Without providing any physical witness, videos, media about real-life encounters or lack thereof, An apparent expert of alien biology, despite being a psychotherapist herself, just conveys her opinion or fantasy about ET/Human Hybrids. She merely and mostly used artists imagination to substantiate her claims; even correlating human-animal bonding, abnormal human abilities as her so called hybrid-like traits presumptuously.
If it was possible for me to give this a negative rating, I would, in a heart-bit.
Boo (2005)
It's "Goo" rather than "Boo"
While the script, acting and directing weren't that bad, it's the death scenes that made the movie weird and one of a kind.
In movie/series lore, it is unprecedented to see a ghostly possessed body getting explode after being shot, dispersing gooey gore and guts all over, which this movie showed perfectly, given its budget.
Also, the concept of interlaced scenes with present and past was just the cherry on top.
So, viewers that love watching horror mixed with goo and gore, will definitely enjoy this movie.
Titanic II (2010)
A Total Garbage except One scene
How to save your time efficiently while watching this movie:
1.Make sure you are alone.
2.Start watching the movie.
3.Jump to timestamp 06:20 and pause the scene.
4.Take Your Time.
5.Exit the movie.
You'll thank me later.
RIP: Rest in Pieces (2020)
Typical limbs ripping gore saga with a slight touch of nudity
As a low budget movie, it has a below decent level storyline but what really stands out is the level of gut-wrenching gore used in this. The nudity wasn't too much, just on a statutory level. Only the gore watchers will love this movie.
Gaspar X Paristexas - Upside Down (2020)
Typical modern romance song, but Judit...
From a musical point of view, it's a decent, run-of-the-mill relationship song with the undertone of social media. But from a viewer's perspective, the song feels only good because of on-screen presence of Judit. Although the first half of the video boldly objectified her with low cut tops and huge cleavages to emphasize the man's obsession with her physical beauty, the later part of her on-screen portion gave her a rather meaningful way to act out according to the lyrics, stating about her games with his mind. At the end, however, it went back to she being objectified again with her busty body on a bed.
It's just a long way of saying, "I wonder how many people will watch this video for the song rather than for Judit Guerra."
The Majorettes (1986)
Boobs, Deaths and Explosions
This movie could have been better with stronger linkage between slasher-thriller and revenge-Rambo-violence. Because these two genres that are being tried to get mashed up in this movie, look better when someone scrutinize them separately. On one side, there is a serial killer with meticulous tactics killing majorette girls, leaving no clue whatsoever. A pervert gets caught up with the killer while taking topless nude photos of the girls inside the locker room. Girls showing a lot of boobs on locker room & bars, keeping up the good name of slasher genre nudity. On another side, there is this gang, all boozed up, talking about violence, kills one of the protagonist girls and the revenge ensues with the male protagonist taking the gang out with similar tactics showed on Rambo movies. The explosion scenes were too ingenious to be in a C-grade film like that. The shootings in killing the bad guys were almost satisfactory from the male protagonist's point of view. But the film took a dark turn in the slasher genre of this movie where the killer remained out in the open, destroyed all the evidence to link him to the murders. The real sinister scene that gave me the creeps was the final scene when the killer was standing so close, looking right at the girls, the small children who will turn out to be the future majorettes.
Jasmine Lingerie AW2018 Kiev Fashion (2018)
Highly enjoyable yet somehow a bit weird.
As a typical lingerie fashion show, it did great. All the models were fabulous with all of their outfits. But Solomia Maievska, one of the models, stood out as the highlight of the show. Her stunning brunette facial charm, matching with naturally buxom beauty, stole the show very swiftly. Only thing that made it visually weird, was some of the public, casually walking across the fashion ramp while the models were walking gracefully on the ramp. It somehow undercut the models' exhibition, from the background.
American Rampage (1989)
A short film stretched up to 90 mins
The film would be way shorter if they hadn't add unnecessary nude scenes. Moreover, those scenes were even longer than they should be, given the situations. It's just one of those films with a Linnea Quigley nude cameo with uninteresting, average plots. If you want to have feeling of voyeurism, this movie is just for you.
The only plus point is its action scenes which are just a little above the worst screenplay.
My Tutor (1983)
Stereotype theme but witty story-telling
I've watched this movie after 35 years since it's release and still it hooked me up for the entire time despite having typical, usual theme. That's because of its surprising twists in usual moments, witty actions of characters and the graphic visualizations of teenage fantasy that puts us into nostalgia. Eventually it wraps up almost every character's story arc beautifully where even some small characters get the center attention. That's how it became surprisingly outstanding despite having a run-of-the-mill story to tell.