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Robin Hood (2018)
It's history b**ches!
A crusader and a Muslim join forces in medieval Britain to fight injustice... Hahahahaha..... 1 star.
Holmes & Watson (2018)
Ruined my popcorn.
I love the experience of going to the movies, loading up with popcorn and Coca-Cola and sitting in big comfy chairs. It doesn't matter if the movie is good or bad. Then Holmes & Watson came along and changed all that.
This film is a mess from start to finish, if you're expecting to see another Step Brothers or Talladega Nights, you will be sorely disappointed.
Crazy Rich Asians (2018)
A complete racist mess...
As an Asian myself, I feel embarrassed that this movie resorted to racist cliches and west bashing because it's the current "thing" to do..
This type of comedy will be regarded as quaint and out of date in a few years.
The Christmas Chronicles (2018)
Ditch the kid...
Kurt Russell is an awesome Santa but that little girl is an obnoxious unlikeable pest.
The guy who directed this trash calls himself Director X..... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Happytime Murders (2018)
The Suckytime Murders
How many times can Melissa McCarthy tell the same joke and still expect to get laughs?
The loud obnoxious shtick was kinda funny in The Heat but it's just annoying now.
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (2018)
Stop watching after Buster
Five stars for Buster Scruggs, zero stars for the rest.
The Girl in the Spider's Web (2018)
Hollywood loves cashing in on dead people. This movie wasn't wanted or needed.
There's no level Hollywood won't sink to, to make a $. Very sad.
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
George Romero was Nostradamus
A great metaphor into open border politics and allowing every 3rd worlder into your peaceful homeland.
Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)
The Mercury life story we all wanted.
I know a lot of whingers are complaining that this movie lacks Freddie's "dark little secrets" but I prefer to keep those rumors to the tabloids and other less reputable publications.
Stop dragging the great Freddie Mercury name into your sordid little worlds!!
The Grinch (2018)
We have the terrible Ace Ventura version, what would possibly possess you to make another one???
Oh dear.... Rowling tried to go all political in this new Harry Potter movie but just ended up creating a huge mess with too many subplots. Keep your politics and public service announcements out of your entertainment and just do your job, Rowling.....
Black Panther (2018)
Advanced civilization in Africa.
So apparently there's a hidden advanced civilization in Africa (lol) that has kept to itself all these years and refused to lift a finger to help fellow Africans from starvation and slavery.... Oh yeah, did I mention they are heros and have lived peacefully in a paradise ethnostate for hundreds of years?
A Wrinkle in Time (2018)
Let's cast Oprah Winfrey and a big diverse collection of nobodies that are all the colors of the rainbow.
It doesn't matter about making a good movie now because we were inclusive 'n stuff.
Another Disney Mess
A big bloated expensive disaster made for the shallow vacuous generation that inhabit the world now....
Mayans M.C. (2018)
General Hospital M.C
Sons Of Anarchy was just a daytime soap on motorcycles. It was way overrated by an audience that pretended it didn't notice the melodramatic storylines because it had motorcycles and "tough" guys in it.
This spin off looks exactly the same.
In 20 years, S.O.A and Myans M.C will be camp classics.
The Good Place (2016)
Great first season, terrible second season... What a shame.
The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)
I consumed a lot of alcohol before viewing this catastrophe, at around the 39 min mark I really needed to switch this embarrassing mess off but felt too nauseous to reach the remote control to do so. So unfortunately I had to leave it on until I passed out... Worst Day Ever.
Jessica Jones (2015)
Boring and pointless.. I hope they cancel it and pretend it never happened.
The Defenders (2017)
10+ episodes of boring talk.
How about just making a 90 min movie instead of boring us to death with 10 hours of nothing happening??
Luke Cage (2016)
Netflix churns out a lot of garbage. So it's always good news when they scrap trash like this and Iron Fist. I hope they do the same with Jessica Jones and The Defenders.
Daredevil is marginally better but not by much, the last season sucked and I haven't bothered to watch The Punisher....
Amazing simply amazing! Sandler and Kevin James are a tour de force in this international spy saga. Bravo!
Will & Grace (1998)
There are literally 4056 things I hate about this show, unfortunately I can't list them all here but suffice to say it's terrible. Thank you. :)
Black Earth Rising (2018)
A complete mess
I am sure this show seemed like a good idea at the time but no, sadly it's a complete shambles..
Murphy Brown (1988)
Murphy Brown is smug, bloated and 40 years out of date, and the show is terrible too..