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The Foreigner (2003)
I love Steven Seagal
This was a Steven Seagul movie that was a little bit different than the others. In this movie he goes on a murderous revenge killing spree for no reason really. Honestly, when we watched this movie we had absolutely no idea what was going on for a storyline. It wasn't a typical Seagal movie though. One time, some black British dude hid in Seagals apartment, and knocked him out from behind, then tied a rope around his neck and interrogated him. I KNOW...KNOCKED HIM OUT!!? Well, eventually, Seagal outsmarted him and blew him up with a bomb the size of a shoebox that completely flattened a train station. Another time some black dude dressed in a silk suit that worked for the government got the jump on Seagal. Well, Seagul outsmarted him and threw a bomb at him that was attached to a CD. It cut into the guys stomach and blew him up. Seagal through out the line "I just love a BBQ". Suddenly, the movie just ended with a less than impressive fight sequence involving a guy picking up a chair, just to break it and attack Seagal with a stumpy chair leg.
Memorable Moments: Mother thinking about daughter, but apparently her only memory is of her trying to jump rope, but sucks at it and always hits her feet Bad guy constantly smoking and sneaking around, but no-one EVER sees or smells the smoke. This movie holds the record for most guns with silencers on it. They even put a silencer on an AK-47. Bad guy breaking chair to get little leg to attack Seagal, his little hop turn around, just to get chopped in the throat and killed. The numerous ways Seagal can kill a man just by pushing him into a pond or tripping him.
by UberBrian