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Love After Lockup (2018– )
1/10
Trash mindless garbage.
15 November 2018
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Gee, nothing is sacred anymore. I mean, people are meeting up and are getting engaged to up ex convicts. Damn. I'm 21, and I can't even get a job. This show is annoying evertime I see it as preview when watching reruns of Law & Order: Criminal Intent.
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Game Shakers (2015– )
1/10
Save Your Brain Cells!
12 November 2018
I know my review is a little late, but when I first watched the pilot episode of Game Shakers, I almost got a headache from Babe's and Kenzie's constant screaming. Babe reminds me of a Sam Puckett from I-Carly while Kenzie reminded of Carly from I-Carly. And also, the kid who played Hudson reminded me of a blonde hair and blue eye version of a young Paul Anka, but as a thin Gibby knockoff. He wouldn't stop laughing and I was like, "wtf?" Wow, Nickelodeon, you really hit a new low!
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5/10
An I-Carly and Bizaardvark Rip Off
13 October 2018
When I was watching Coop & Cami, it reminded me of an I-Carly and Bizaardvark knock off, but if you add the brother and sister duo of Donny and Marie Osmond, and they live in the 21st century of blogging and streaming videos. They seem they're always together in every video that they do. The kitchen scene set up in their house on Coop & Cami reminds of the kitchen from "See Dad Run." with Scott Baio. I kind of like Charolette because she's retable and reminds me of myself watching this and Susan Dey's character (Laurie Partridge). Charolette also looks like a young Anna Paquin. The mom, Jenna, reminds me of Lucy from "13 Going On 30."
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Bunnicula (2016– )
8/10
I would rather watch this than annoying virus Teen Titians GO!
10 October 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I would rather watch Bunnicula than annoying trash Total DramaRa and Teen Titans GO!
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Raven's Home (2017– )
8/10
I only watch this show for Raven Baxter
5 October 2018
Now, I just turn 21, and I grew up and Loved "That's So Raven." Raven Symone was so funny and taught me about life lessons and stuf. That was back when The Disney produced real teen and kids shows. Not like that idiot-stick Bizzardvark, Laverne & Shriely and I-Carly trash with douchebag Jake Paul and soon Coop & Cami, a Donny and Marie and I-Carly knock off crap that they have on now. However, back at Raven's Home, that show reminds me of an "Kate and Alley" because Chelsea is single mom with a ten year old boy, Levi and they both live in Raven's apartment in Chicago, Illinois. So far the show is pretty decent and I only like it because Raven is funny in this.
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Bizaardvark (2016– )
1/10
A Laverene & Shirley and i-Carly Rip Off
3 October 2018
I can't believe I spent wasted my summer with these annoying girls and Bernie Schotz who reminds me of Judge Harry Stone from "Night Court" (1984-1992) played by the late Harry Anderson (1952-2018), who in real life was a magician. He would be rolling in his grave knowing that this kid is acting like him. There is also a guy in his late 30s named "Viking Guy" aka Scott who dresses up as a Viking. I mean, I think its weird to have a guy in his mid to late 30s to hang around with a bunch of adolescent kids. Like, does he have a girlfriend, or a family? A Career? I think "Viking Guy" aka Scott is delusional on dressing up as a viking. He's the type of guy I would see at a comic con. Not on a trash, brain cell and summer wasteland show that both ripped off I-Carly, Laverne and Shirley, and Three's Company with Amelia who looks like knock off version of Suzanne Summers's character. Season 3 of Bizzardvark got worse. In the first episode of season 3, Number one, it ripped Laverne and Shirley because like them, they move onto a beach into a summer beach house. Number two, the new kids Zane and Rodney are like the 5th grader version of Lenny and Squiggy because when they are first introduced, they of course scream, run around, and are completely obnoxious. It's as if both Laverne and Shirley would first meet Lenny and Squiggy. They first asked Paige and Franke for candy? Good Gee Will-A-kerls! As grown ups they're probably going to ask for drugs like crack (cocaine). You know, For Kids! Speaking of them, Zane looks like a young, fetus Sean Astin and Rodney looks like a young Danny Devito and Jonah Hill. When Rodney usually does his skit of, "What's in My Hair?!" is auto-tune garbage! Repeating to the say the most. Its goes into your mind and gets stuck in there. Who wrote this trash for them?! Just thinking about it, it makes me want to go to the bathroom and swallow a bunch of pills. Disney is dead too me! Now it's all about adolescent kids making videos. I mean, find that very creepy because they are predators out there who would likes these poor children and will eventually kid napp them. Thank Goodness I grew up when these shows were only about on the high school life not adolescent kids making online videos. And thew guy who plays Liam is suppose a stern-typical British person, but in real life the guy who plays him is from North Carolina, USA. And I can't forget about Amelia's little sister, Willow. I kind like her (thats the only reason) because she wants to be herself but her sister, Amelia, doesn't understand that people change. I like Willow's outfits because she reminds me of 1977 Stevie Nicks, a hippie in general, and me growing up by dressing like that. although Willow's face looks like that girl from "My Girl" (1991).
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Stuck in the Middle (2016–2018)
1/10
A Boring Malcolm in the Middle Rip Off.
3 October 2018
All Harley does on this show is complains every time she breaks fourth wall, meaning, Harley talks to the audience. Like the episode she was getting ready for her 15th Birthday. When watching that, I was like, I don't care about your party, Harley. No one does. Finally at her party, she dressed and danced very seductively because she began to spread her legs and stuff. As a 21 year old woman, I regret watching that. And Daphne looks horrible. She has messy outfits on and her hair looks a sloppy 1989 Paula Abdul, Punky Brewster, and a germlin.
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Bizaardvark (2016– )
1/10
Season 3 reminds me of a "Laverne & Shirley" rip off. Gary Marshall is ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE!!!
3 October 2018
Season 3 episode 1, Paige and Frankie moves into "The Vuggle House" on the beach kind of like when "Laverne and Shirley" moved out to California from Milwaukee, WI except this is not the early 1980s set in the early 1960s. And I love watching reruns "Laverne and Shirley" ever since I was 16. But unfortunately, here in "Bizaardvark" we have an Asain Girl, A Spanish girl, a white nerdy Jew kid named Bernie Schotz, who reminds me of Judge Harry Stone and Bull both from "Night Court" because of how goofy and FUNNY they were. Amelia acts like Southern bimbo and likes her make up. She looks like 1977 Suzanne Sommers from "Three's Company." So, here in season 3 they meet new two ten year old kids named Zane and Rodney. I swear, one of the two news boys looks like a fetus Sean Astin just by the look he has on. When Zane and Rodney were both first introduced, they remind me of Lenny and Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley because they came out of no where, were running, screaming, and acting VERY ANNOYING!!
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Bunk'd (2015–2018)
2/10
This is was wasted Summer Trash! I regret spending my summer with the three New Kids on this show!
1 October 2018
This show was annoying once the news came. And I thought little Oliver was a troublesome from The Brady Bunch before it got canceled. Anyway, back on season 3 Of Bunk'd, Destiny acted like a little brat for a 9 year old because she kept on being obsessed with her beauty pageant life back in Florida. With her young Pasta looking, curly hair. On season 3 episode 2 called Let's Bouce, Zuri grew up went from annoying Anssia Jones's character from "Family Affair" knock off to a mature sixteen year old who likes country music. I felt sorry for Zuri because she reminded me of myself when I was her age and I still I'm like her as a 21 year old. Anyway, the reason why I felt sorry for Zuri on that episode because she had to put up with Destiny's annoying decorating pageant life. Zuri had a point on how the room can't just be about Destiny and her pageant life. She suggested how about a poster of Blake Shelton. Of course little Destiny said " Ok, we can put up anything as long as it's not a picture of Blake Shelton,". Then Zuri was pissed at Destiny for not having that idea. That's like me going to a place like that and I put up a poster of Scott Baio or Ralph Macchio. I would be pretty pissed too, Zuri. The only reason why I gave it a two stars was because Zuri was the relatable character.
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Bizaardvark (2016– )
1/10
My Brian Cells committed Suicide. Dumb Trash!
30 September 2018
Oh, MY GOD! This show reminds me of a knock off of ICarly and Laverne and Shirley. Except just add an Asian and a Mexican. And Bernie Schotz reminds me of the late Judge Harry Stone played by the late Harry Anderson From Night Court. And Amelia is a blonde bimbo who looks like a skit something out The Amanda Show. There was one episode when Paige and Frankie both had their head up thier asses because they met a girl named Jade and she wound up being a con artists by stealing stuff. I seriously thought Paige and Frankie were high because they had their head up in clouds and DID NOT CALLED UP THE POLICE!!! Meanwhile, Paige's cousin, Tess, hung out with Bernie and acted exactly like Judge Harry Stone From Night Court because he had no clue on what Tess was explaining to him. I honestly felt sorry for Tess. I saw as a therapists or a guidance counselor. I'm pretty sure the late Harry Anderson would be rolling in his grave knowing the Bernie Schotz acts like.
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Bizaardvark (2016– )
1/10
An ICarly Rip Off!
29 September 2018
Every time I watch this show, it reminds of ICarly and Laverne and Shirley, but with a Web camera. Now I grew up with I-Carly not this rip off. I loved watching L&S when I was in my teens. Just last week, I watched an episode of Bizaardvark and Paige and Frankie basically had both of their heads up their a***, metaphorically speaking. The was that the two of them met a new girl at school named Jade, who wounds up being a con artist by stealing.... So one afternoon, Jade, Frankie, and Paige went to "Jade's House" (It wasn't hers!) and the three started to rob the place. While I was watching that episode, I literally began to lose brain cells because of how dumb and stupid they acted. Paige had a ADD moment because she started to realize that was robbing SOMEBODY'S ELESE HOUSE, but then Paige looked into a mirror on how pretty she looked with a pearl necklace. Then Frankie looked liked she was high on something because she thought Jade wasn't a bad person even though she was....! The family those morons stole from looked like an off brand family from the show "My Wife & Kids."
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Bunk'd (2015–2018)
2/10
Season 3 of Bunk'd was Trash! The New Kids were Annoying
29 September 2018
I can't believe I wasted my whole summer watching season 3 of this Bunk'd trash! The three new kids they were introduced were annoying. It reminded me of cousin Oliver from "The Brady Bunch." or Chachi from "Happy Days." or the twin boys from "Full House.". My least character was Destiny. Destiny looked like a very young teen Leif Garret with that curly hair of hers, and would always talks about her pageant life back in Florida. Even Zuri Ross didn't care about Destin'y life. There was one episode of Bunk'd from season 3 episode 2 "Let's Bounce." I felt very sorry for Zuri because she had to put up with Destiny and her pagaent. Zuri was very mature for her age. She reminds me of myself at that age 14-17 on liking old bands and teen idols. Anyway, Zuri recommend on putting up a poster of "Blake Shelton." Of course Destiny was disgusted about that idea because she wanted to make the new bunks look like something out of a Party City catalog. That's like me going to a dorm or a place like that and I'm told I can't put up a poster of Ralph Macchio from "The Outsiders." That made so pissed off. I felt bad for Zuri. Zuri, I couldn't stand that Destiny, that Leif Garrett looking girl either.
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10/10
AWESOME MOVIE!!!
29 September 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I remember I first watched this film when I was 13 years old. This film was my first 80's movie obsession. This movie made me first fall in love with 80's films and made me the person that I am TODAY! I loved George McFly because I was a nerdy alienated adolescent myself. I also remember I got a little aroused when Lorraine McFly (Lea Thompson) was about to make out with Micheal J. Fox, who was suppose to be her son. I found that part a little messed up, but also arousing. Although Biff was a complete jerk towards George McFly and acted like a creep to Lea Thompson's character. I found the part amazing and scary when George McFly had the balls to fight off Biff from him almost raping Lea Thompson. I was scared on how George McFly (Crispin Glover) was trembling, and was about to make a fists, and had a horrified look on his face. I still want a guy like George McFly even though I felt sorry for him.
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Total DramaRama (2018– )
1/10
What am I doing with my life watching this garbage?!
28 September 2018
This is show is dumb Trash, but its ironic that the black guy, the one in charge of the daycare is named "Chef." and wounds up running a daycare. I feel sorry for Chef because he has to put with those snotty kids. My mom doesn't like when this Total DramaRama is on. She says its Dumb Trash and all colorful words.
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