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Ready Player One (2018)
Nostalgia is the mind-killer.
Nostalgia is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my nostalgia. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the nostalgia has gone there will be nothing. Only a really bad movie based on a really bad book will remain.
Pitch Perfect (2012)
Worse than expected. And I didn't expect much.
OK, I expected Pitch Perfect to be stupid, but I did NOT expect all the trite homophobia. The one gay character (only one? In a film about acapella singing?) is a sexual predator who preys on straight people. Which is NOT a joke even though everyone seems to think it's hilarious. That character is like a gay stereotype from the 1940s. Roy Moore would approve.
But the worst thing about this film is the singing. OF COURSE they're pitch perfect because they're autotuned to high heaven. It hurt my ears. And my soul. There wasn't a single human-sounding note in the entire film. Plus, I kept watching the choreography thinking they were messing it up on purpose and that they'd tighten it up by the end. But no. They just couldn't do it. And the choreo stank, BTW. I can't believe I'm going to say this because my expectations were VERY low, but I was super disappointed by this film. Do not like.
Room by Room (1994)
great show - if you're decorating your old trailer.
I don't know who comes up with the concepts for this show, but I'm pretty sure their double-wide trailer has gingham curtains and a toaster cozy. If your idea of interior design is creating a room that says, "My great-grandmother would LOVE it here!" you may appreciate this show. Otherwise, it may have some merit as an unintentional comedy.
Shari Hiller is simply an untalented, misguided Martha Stewart clone, and Matt Fox is not nearly as sly as his last name might suggest. The projects on the show are always unsightly and unsophisticated. The hosts have a combined personality equal to that of 2 large bags of Idaho baking potatoes.