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Dawn of the Dragonslayer (2011)
Decent low budget romantic fantasy!
Dawn of the dragonslayer! well the title denotes more suspense and action than the movie actually delivers, but as with terrible horrible movies with their awesome box cover art,this is not all that surprising. but there are a few surprises found within, like the beautifully shot locations and decent camera work.dialogue script can be juvenile at times, but for the most part the actors and actresses deliver their lines with some sincerity. On the other hand the lead character who plays will (Richard McWilliams) oh man this dude either can not act, maybe it's due to lack of script depth or dialogue...but either way the way he delivers his lines are so mundane and without any kind of human emotion.....Nicola Posener as kate does a good job, showing much more emotion..plus she has the looks and beauty that matches her role perfectly. the dragon CGI is below par of course but i've seen worse. just wish there were little more action and abit more grit.....I was raised in the 80's were all fantasy movie's had some gore and boobies, but hey atleast this one could be watched with the family. The title had me thinking of a rhapsody of fire album, but man if only the movie had delivered the bombast that band can deliver.
Multiple Maniacs (1970)
John Waters trying to hard as usual!
So yeah....Another Garbage movie from a a very sexually disturbed film artist... still trying to figure out the appeal of John Waters, and having a hard time when i view drudgery like this.I am a big fan of Cry-baby and wish he would make more light hearted affairs like that. Seems like most prefer his older more obscure material, and well i'm not one of them. The plot is ridiculous, acting is annoying and even though i don't mind a good shock, gore or exploitation flick, mind you if they are entertaining in some way, but this is just shock for the hell of being shock. john waters tries to hard to shock all the senses, and in turn overshadows the great potential of subtle social commentary found within, that is usually so brief that it never really has time to seep deep enough into to the pscyhe and ponder one to think further, because the viewer is usually immediately bombarded by following scenes of perversions and deprivity.
another john waters dissapointment for me.. well hell atleast he gave us cry- baby!
Dark Angel: The Ascent (1994)
Angela Featherstone puts this movie a few stars above pure dread.
This is one that always allured me by cover art and title alone, knowing it was a low budget full moon release, my expecations as an actual good movie were slim but yet i was optimisitc in viewing non the less..... You have some really good idea's tossed amixed rushed scenes and hit or miss acting.... Angela has some solid morally thought provoking lines here and her persona and look is captivating and sensual if not also innocent in her own twisted way! this is one of those movie's were the bad guy could be the good guy , and you find yourself feeling more sympathetic towards her and her crude actions, more so than the victims.
This is not something i would go out of my way to own, but i wouldn't oppose another viewing in social setting, having a few beers cutting loose.
La morte vivante (1982)
living dead from boredom girl......
Well i must say the living dead girl works so much better as a song(rob zombie) cause i just watched the 1982 jean claude movie and damn it was boring, and unfortunately so because it had potential. With its beautiful french countryside shots and dreamy atmosphere, and lead dead hottie Françoise Blanchard actually had some decent acting going on there. The plot slightly flirts with character depth at times, hinting at the psychological and moral awarness of said dead girl living lol
Well off to watch cannibal women in the avocado jungle of death.....which the title alone is more entertaining than the movie i watched
A act of labored patients to watch.. do not recommend at all.
Some of the most horrible directing, editing i have ever seen. This isnt a movie moreso than a hour long goth music video without the music
Abbey Grace (2016)
The dog should have won a oscar for carrying this movie!
The dog was the best actor in the movie, which probably explains why the first 20 minutes of the film was focused on the dog itself.... 2 stars just for effort but truthfully everything about this movie is just plain stupid and saturated in contrived pretension..
The Woods (2006)
Sleeper title for those into Psychological witchy thrillers!
Acting was actually pretty good.. pacing was decent and the story was intriguing enough to keep me tuned to the end.