
andersonenvy
Joined Sep 2005
Welcome to the new profile
We're still working on updating some profile features. To see the badges, ratings breakdowns, and polls for this profile, please go to the previous version.
Ratings1.5K
andersonenvy's rating
Reviews11
andersonenvy's rating
This has to be one of the silliest films I've ever seen. Words can't really describe: It really seems like the entire story and screenplay were written by a child... It reminds me of when I was a kid and would play with my action figures, and they'd be fighting monsters, but then they could fly, but then they'd save the princess, and then they'd teleport to other planets and stuff. And yet, even despite the sheer randomness of the plot, it ends up being completely predictable. I mean, from the very beginning we know Carter isn't really in the tomb, but come on you really just use the 'Rome and Juliet' cop-out? He literally just says "Toxin. Derived from the Puffer-Fish. Simulates death." That's how silly this movie is. I'm really not sure how this film was even green-lit, but it's no surprise that it set a few records for biggest movie flop of all time (the budget for this movie was $250,000,000 and it only earned $75,000). I just don't understand how this movie even exists.
Of all of the films of the past century, many have been dubbed "The Greatest"... Citizen Kane, Gone With The Wind, and Psycho have all vied for this coveted title. However, all three of these films, as well as every other movie ever made in history, pales in comparison to The Greatest Movie Ever Made, which is not only an instant classic, but also a genuine hope for the future of film and all high art in general. One can only assume that all future discussions of art, truth, and soul will use this film as a frame of reference to what perfection can be. The Greatest Movie Ever Made is a cinematic masterpiece that not only encapsulates the essence of renowned art and outstanding film, but encapsulates life itself. 10/10 (and I never give tens!)