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6/10
Creative, chaotic, & hard to swallow
4 April 2024
This one was fun and long winded, but ultimately difficult to digest.

Is this the Truman Show of Horror? Perhaps "The Trauma Show" is a better title. Either way, Aster & co. Deliver a wildly vivid and beautiful but too chaotic for its own good film. Every set, scene and effect are incredibly made. Cinematography and sets 8/10.

The story loses a lot of its steam into the third act and dives further into itself. An implosion of wild plot and confusing events leaves you thinking, but ultimately frustrated with your own conclusions. Story/plot an unfortunate 5/10.

Aster's usual unsettling/uncanny characters are well throughout. Joaquin is a great "struggling man" and manages to put you right inside his head. Performances and audio solid 8/10.

In short, this movie kinda feels like your waiting for your mom to comeback to the grocery line while the cashier stares at you the whole time, surrounded by cheap tabloids with covers also staring at you.
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Emily in Paris (2020– )
2/10
I watched this high with my Wife and...
24 June 2021
This is the most cringe, amateur and out of touch writing and acting I've ever seen. Truly, there are moments that blew my mind, in the most terrible sense.

She is essentially everything wrong about Americans, moved to France. That being said, I had a ton of laughs at the terrible choices. Watch this high with your partners. Thats why its a two.
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Mortal Kombat (2021)
2/10
Very Bad (spoilers)
30 April 2021
Warning: Spoilers
This movie is very bad. I highly suggest avoiding it if you found the 95 adaptation a cult classic. Immediately we are given a poorly written introduction into the "good vs evil" premise. It also becomes difficult to follow how exactly these tournaments work within the realms as described. These hand to hand battles are awful, so much so that I felt like I was watching the rehearsals. It becomes clear that a majority of the film attempts to correct and salvage poor writing and fighting with terrible cuts and CGI.
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1/10
Awful writing
9 December 2020
Who doesn't love a good sappy cliche Christmas movie? You wont find it here. Seems like a high school Christmas movie project. 😬
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