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9/10
In The (few still standing) Cinemas Near You!
24 November 2019
Both Filmportal and Wikipedia give the date of the opening as April 7, 1945. This makes Noltenius Brothers quite special - as the last of the twelve German films which received its premiere between January 1 and the capitulation of Germany on May 7, 1945. To be precise, another film - Via Mala - received it's first public showing on the same day (in the small town of Mayrhofen, where the filming took place, but no longer made it to the cinemas until 1948). So, exactly one month before Day Zero, there was a good day for German cinema.

The Noltenius Brothers is exactly what you would imagine it to be: very serious, sombre, dignified; a story about honor and duty and responsibility. Everything is played out indoors (as it was, by the late 1944, rather difficult to film anything outdoors and still try to hide the fact there's a war on), in an old patrician household, which serves as a reminder of an era that would be gone forever any moment. It's a "modern" film (meaning the action supposedly takes place in the present), but the whole story-line would have worked better, had the setting been changed to say, late 1800s - we get a bunch of very dignified gentlemen of the town council having very dignified meetings; at home there is a rather boring mousey little hausfrau, supposedly torn by some inner emotions when meeting again 'the other brother' whom she did not marry some twenty years ago. What makes it interesting, is, of course, the fact that we are seeing 1945 - but a warped, fun-house mirror version of that year, where there is no war, people are dancing and lingering in deep thoughts at the grand pianos, as if in a frozen dream. The atmosphere is similar to Opfergang (1944), in itself a much more interesting film (and in color).

This poor film only managed to stay in cinemas (those, that were still standing) for a week or so, as the battle for Berlin with it's brutal door-to-door combat began the very next week. So I believe that for many warn-torn people in Berlin, who were never sure if they would live to see the next morning, this must have been their final escape room from the grim realities outside.
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Dom s liliyami (2013– )
8/10
The House With the Lilies
14 September 2019
Simple in appearance, this is quite an engaging Russian soap saga about an orphan in the post-WWII Russian communist party high ranking official's family. The story keeps you watching and forgetting the low production values. The first four or five episodes go smoothly; then we move forward in time and the spectacular child actress (the real life daughter of the protagonist Sergey Makhovikov ) grows older and we get an array of less interesting actresses coupled by a pot pourrri of 40+ men pretending to be students in their twenties. Olesya Sudzilovskaya gives a tour de force performance as a wicked/lovable stepmother; the series is worth watching for her performance alone. Sergey Makhovikov and her daughter, the teenager Sasha Makhovikova are true flag bearers of Russian acting school. I have no idea if this is available anywhere in the world, but as soap sagas go, this one is definitely worth a watch.
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7/10
Beatnik Jazz Madness
8 September 2019
From the earliest Melies films, The Phantom of the Opera , to The Black Swan, the ballet girls facing monsters and demons (either inner or external) are always a nice formula. Il mostro dell' opera doesn't have much to add to the pile, but yet there are some intriguing moments which set it apart from the rest of the bunch.

Most importantly, we really do have a cast full of proper dancers. Of these, Milena Vukotic really was an accomplished ballerina. The leading lady in the double role of modern-day Giulia and mediaeval Laura, Barbara Haward, is a very pretty, sensitive actress and evidently another classically trained ballerina - and yet she seems to have disappeared from the face of the earth after that movie. Anyone knows ANYTHING about her?

The musical numbers are not merely showstoppers, but actually supposed to be stemming from the narrative, i.e. like in a 1930s musical, where random people begin to sing and dance and just happen to know the intricate choreography and the choral arrangements. To make the stage cleaning process more fun, they burst into a Charleston; to keep the (utterly bloodless and sexless) vampire at bay, they decide to 'dance the devil away', even though it's never explained why frenzied rolling around to big band bebop should help one in this department.

A massive lesbian group menage and a black pussycat scaring the living daylights out of some thirty grown-up men and women. Definitely not a wasted 1,5 hours, so have your reefers rolled up.
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Lowlife (2017)
10/10
A Larger-Than-Life Tale Of Smaller-Than-Life People
26 April 2018
Having seen this film at the WhatTheFest? in NY in April, I would like to warn the potential spectator not to fall into the trap of sales pitch, marketing this film as an organ harvesting horror flick, a drug-filled roller-coaster ride or something along these lines. This is a serious, solid, multifaceted drama that Chekhov would be proud to sign with his name. Indeed, not a film for everyone, because of it's unorthodox style and bizarre, yet logical, structure. An absolutely stellar cast gives an electrified performance; cinematography is fresh and innovative and the direction shows signs of ingenious insight into our psyche. The film - part grotesque black comedy, part melodrama - is a story of very different individuals, who overcome every kind of social/racial barriers and unite, when threatened by universal evil. It gives us hope and credit as human race, and that's what great film-making is all about.
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The Endless (I) (2017)
10/10
An Instant Nightmare For A Captious Consumer
31 March 2018
This film is as bizarre and unsettling as it is inventive and refreshing. Would I need to draw parallels, the closest thing that comes to mind is The Saragossa Manuscript by Wojciech Has - both films create a mesmerizing atmosphere of surreal foreboding, put the viewer in a state of sleep paralysis from which you don't want to wake up. The Endless features a stellar cast of (yet) unknown actors, who deserve to be embraced by the mainstream film industry - as deserve Benson and Moorehead. I'm certain that men of their wit and passion wouldn't lose their cutting edge qualities even when softly landing a multi million dollar film deal that might make a weaker spirit complacent.
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8/10
A Crazy Day
11 March 2018
This film had to waif for a long, long time. There were eleven years between the shooting and the release!

A Crazy Day was shot in the summer and autumn of 1944; by the time the Third Reich collapsed, this film was in music synchronization. Other so called "turncoat films" (which were in the middle of post production at the end of the war) were mostly released between 1946-49; some never saw light. Why this one had to wait for ten years, is a mystery. Especially, since this is an unpolitical film - based on The Marriage of Figaro by Beaumarchais.

Once released, the film received only tepid reviews - but then again, times had changed... It's a nice comedy with handsome actors; Ilse Werner was at the height of her career in 1944 - truly a 'modern'.

Ein Toller Tag is one of the 12 colour feature films produced during the WW II in Germany (Agfacolor).
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Galina (2008– )
6/10
The ups and (mostly) downs of the Kremlin princess.
9 July 2017
This rather cheaply produced series about the spoiled daughter of the Soviet Tsar Leonid Brezhnev, is not well made per se, but recreates the atmosphere of the 1950s and 1960s Soviet life very successfully. Actress Elena Plaksina as the young Galina (episodes 1 - 4) is immensely likable and carries the whole production remarkably well, whereas some of the roles are amazingly miscast (they're mostly just unreasonably old). From the technical point of view, this 2008 series, however, hasn't aged well. Still, quite a fun watch if you got into it.
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6/10
Stars of yesteryear
15 June 2016
Hungarian Request Concert - it's just what you'll get. The most popular Hungarian entertainers sing, dance, and recite (often political) poems. There is no plot other than that of wounded soldiers attending a variety performance at the Opera House. Very similar to the German (propaganda) film Wunschkonzert (Request Concert), it's main point is to boost morale during the darkest days of the war and to showcase some of the theatrical talent, probably bearing the rustic audience in mind. It's otherwise mostly academic (a Strauss waltz, some semi-operatic songs), yet towards the end there's a very nifty tap-dancing showstopper to a fascinating boogie tune - very very modern for 1944. Strangely enough there's one specialty by the international superstar Rosita Serrano - she sings Tipi Tipi Tin in Spanish, slightly vulgar and provocative as was her way. This number seems to have nothing to do with the film; it's probably some kind of leftover from a different production or filmed while Miss Serrano (a huge star in the Nazi Germany) was performing in Budapest. Beautiful Zita Szelecki, who had to flee Hungary, because of her Hungarista involvement, at the end of the war, gives a poetry rendition. Opera ballet performs a rousing national finale. You would need a reason to watch this film; otherwise you might be very disappointed.
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10/10
Where can we see it?
14 June 2016
According to official sources, by spring 1945, 75% of material was ready and the opening night was planned for June 1945. Most of the film crew were killed, when their hotel in Würtzburg (the filming location) was bombed in March, 1945. Reportedly two reels of film and two rolls of sound still survive. It would be great to see these shots of one of the very last colour films of the Third Reich that was left unfinished. Angelica Hauff was really beautiful, she must have looked gorgeous in colour. I'm giving this film ten stars because that's the only way to comment on it, and I'm explaining why I did so, because I need to have ten lines of text in order to submit this review. :)
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4/10
A fake Lubitsch, decades too late
4 January 2016
This film has aged badly. Actually, it must have looked outdated even in 1957. The story might have worked under Lubitsch, some 25 years earlier, but this time the effort comes across as forcibly cute, with dainty situations and precious giggles crammed into the boring and predictable narrative, all drowned under a syrupy score of soaring violins. The pretentious sweetness is often nauseating. Chevalier is too old to be a young girl's father; he (over)employs his famous bedroom smile, but what was sexy 25 years earlier opposite Jeanette McDonald, is now downright creepy, especially since the girl is supposed to be his own daughter. Cooper is too old too and knows it, appearing very uncomfortable and letting some rather embarrassing moments slip in (I've never actually seen him act badly before). Hepburn is the only one to enjoy, but she doesn't really have very much to do.

There are so many better romantic comedies... if you feel like saluting Lubitsch, just watch a Lubitsch instead.
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Outbreak 1939 (2009 TV Movie)
10/10
Breathtaking and moving
16 December 2015
This is indeed one of the best war documentaries ever made. It may not seem as such: the 'action' takes place during one single day, September 3, 1939, when Britain and France declared war on Germany. This film concentrates on the fears and hopes of people in England, as they were forced to adapt to the sudden new reality. But what makes it unique, is the participation of a great amount of wonderful people, who share their memories of that day. Most of these people are from the UK, but there are also people from Germany, France and Poland. All of a sudden everything comes alive and touches the viewer deeply. With a lot of archive footage and sound clips, this hour-by-hour account of that grim day can leave no-one cold and teaches us all a lot about the nature of war, as seen by a bystander, who unexpectedly finds himself / herself in the midst of tragedy.
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Ramona (1910)
4/10
Injustice to the cinema goer
17 November 2015
Regrettably, this is not a good film by any standards. Aside from fine location photography, it's a complete mess. Of course, it's an epic tale of love and suffering, squeezed into less than 20 minutes, filmed probably in a couple of days. But even under these circumstances it should have been better. As the film proceeds, it becomes more and more ludicrous, with white men perpetually stepping into the frame, declaring "This is my land!". The acting is disastrous. Mary Pickford has only two expressions in her acting book; the tragic death of Alessandro (Henry B. Walthall) sadly comes across as one of the funniest in the silent films. Only veteran Francis J. Grandon gives a decent, less-than-rabid performance in one of his last films, before he turned into directing. All said, the film is presented on BluRay in good quality and has a soaring (contemporary) score, played by violin and piano. Wouldn't hurt one to watch it, but make sure this isn't your first encounter with Miss Pickford. She has done better.
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8/10
Swing band battle in one of the last Nazi-made films
3 May 2015
What makes this film an interesting one, is the fact that it belongs to the category of 'Überlaufer' or 'Turncoat' films - 60 or so films that were shot during the last year of the Nazi regime, but released only after the war. Some were approved for release during the summer of 1945 by the Nazi censorship; some were forbidden. Most, however, were either in the editing or post production stage and were completed once the dust had settled and film industry resumed its work.

In other words - Liebe nach Noten (Love According to Notes) was all but finished by the time the Third Reich fell in May 1945 and thus had the possibility to start anew after the war - in 1947, as 'Du bist Musik für mich' ('You're my music'). Needless to say that it's a harmless musical comedy (with some refreshingly feminist undertones) and, as most of the musical comedies of the Nazi era, have no political connotations whatsoever. Actually, the title song 'Your house is on my way home' was released already during the war as an appetizer, recorded by the famed Willy Berking big band (instrumental version).

Otherwise, the film is moderately entertaining. The story is only so-so; there are no real stars aside from Rudolf Prack - future beauty Sonja Ziemann is only 18 and too cute to be taken seriously; Olly Holzmann who had a brief career during the war is seen in her last role; super elegant Elfe Gerhart never became a star of greater magnitude. The real star is the music by Michael Jary: well played by on screen bands, very well recorded and very well filmed. If you want to hear (and see) German swing orchestras of the Nazi era - to be more precise, a battle between a male and a female orchestra - you would enjoy that film very much.
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Band Waggon (1940)
9/10
Special interest value mostly
12 March 2014
Arthur Askey's films must have a lot of sentimental value, but his comedy hasn't aged well. In fact, he's very irritating in most of his films. What makes The Band Waggon interesting, is the only opportunity to see the greatest British dance band leader Jack Hylton and his orchestra in their only screen performance. It's a pity they didn't do more films. The songs aren't great hits, but solid good material. The other thing that makes this film interesting is its fascination with the television. It's one of the very first films, where TV is the leading character. Sure, the process is shown in a fantastic manner which is very far from the reality, but it's great fun to watch the final sequence. The overblown showstopper Melody Maker Man - dozens of performers busting their arses while the only member of the audience fails to utterly notice the goings-on around him - is an often used gimmick, but very funny indeed. Be sure to watch the proper DVD release and not a bootleg copy.
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7/10
Mishmash with some class
25 December 2013
Nothing with Heester in it can be utterly bad. But even his luminous presence doesn't redeem every feature. Luck With Ladies is mediocre, marred by the story line, which takes off well but turns into a hopeless mishmash that comes off as plain ludicrous, making you wish Jopie would finally start singing. He is sporting a nice beard, which is quite unusual and makes him appear strangely modern and sexy. His acting shows moments of relaxed brilliance; as for his singing he doesn't have much do show (two musical numbers and no real hit songs). Herta Mayen in her first starring role does what most of the pretty German actresses of the era did: makes a frantic effort to look unbearably cute. She succeeds. Otherwise she is very charming, sings well and moves with grace, but one can understand why she didn't become quite the A-level star and why she disappeared from the screen just a few years later.

The film is nicely shot and well directed, the mandatory grand finale is a typical showstopper with scantily clad girls and sailors; both Heesters and Mayen look especially charming. It's a pity, that the writers did such a poor job and that the composer was unable to turn out some good hits - it's one of the very few Heesters films that didn't feature a top ten hit of the year.
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9/10
Total escapism to no-man's dreamland
24 December 2013
This film needs to be seen in context. Usually this is said about the films of the Nazi period - but this time we need to be honest enough to realize, that this film was made in a country, which had just lost the war and which was living under occupation (occupations, to be more precise). Hardly plausible, that the majority of the Germans considered the events of 1945 'a liberation'. It was an utter defeat and the film industry, which had been functioning until the very end of the Third Reich (the filming in Prag continued even after Berlin had fallen), had come to a total halt.

On October 15, 1946, Die Mörder sind unter uns, (Murderers Among Us) premiered in the Soviet sector. This is a film that deals with the guilt of the German people. On December 20, the Western cinema made it's debut with Sag die Wahrheit. This cinematic reply couldn't have been more different - this film is as far from reality of 1946 as can be. We see beautiful people wining and dining in unbearable elegance, solving their love problems, displaying the latest fashions. It's a direct descendant to the Nazi cinema, which created a carefree alternative reality that was designed to offer the viewers 90 minutes of oblivion.

Of course, the roots of this film lay in the Nazi cinema: the director had begun filming that particular script in early 1945. With a different cast, the film was shot until the morning of April 26, 1945, as the Soviets stormed the Tempelhof studios and the power cables were cut. Reportedly the leading lady, Hertha Feiler (the half Jewish wife of the leading man, Heinz Rühmann), was repeatedly raped in front of her husband. These were the last feet of footage, shot in the Third Reich (not counting Prag productions). After the war, the project was taken up again, with Weiss again directing, but with major replacements in the cast (Rühmann was banned for a while and couldn't do any film work). Actually, only minor roles were recreated - Ingrid Lutz and Else Reval appear to be recast. Could it be that some scenes have been filmed already in the spring of 1945? It's an interesting point, but then there are many films called 'Überläufer' or 'defectors' which were begun in the Nazi era and finished after the war, thus creating a strange cinematic bridge between two very different worlds.

As German classic comedies go, this is not a bad film. It's basically a witty farce and I am sure that the audience loved it - nothing and no-one speaks of defeat, of poverty, of fear or miserly. There are no ruins, no shortage of anything. For the viewer, it must have been a trip into the past - if only a very recent past. The official reviews, however, trashed the film completely. A new era had begun; the German cinema was supposed to lead the way with a sharp social commentary, not make its entrance with a banal comedy of manners. "These people are country clubbing and flirting to jazz music, and none of them seem to know, what honest work is," one critic wrote.

The cast is very likable and it's a pity, that it's not a musical comedy: almost everyone in the cast, notably the ladies (Ingeborg von Kusserow, Sonja Ziemann, Ingrid Lutz, Mady Rahl) as well as Gustav Fröhlich had several hit records to their names throughout their career.

Tell The Truth becomes a double entendre: it was as impossible to say certain things in 1946, as it had been between 1933-45. I admire the courage of the filmmakers to produce something that is so obviously turning its back to the reality that it becomes a loud social commentary in itself.
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Maske in Blau (1943)
6/10
Worth for musical moments - don't expect much more.
24 December 2013
This films falls short of being a classic wartime musical. Clara Tabody proves to be quite apt, but - nothing more than a 'poor man's Marika Rökk'. Indeed - they are both Hungarian, they look alike, they sing and dance in a similar vein. Nevertheless, Tabody lacks the star charisma that Rökk possesses; she also doesn't get quite the same treatment as Rökk did in her best wartime musicals. Tabody sometimes comes across as a bit awkward - her dance movements, especially, are often quite embarrassing, lacking in grace and femininity. She is often weirdly overdressed, never appearing classy and elegant but rather somewhat messy. The film isn't bad, but it's far from being good. There are some sparkling musical moments - the jam sessions in the hotel courtyard (musicians playing from the hotel windows) and in the night club, and the way they slide into singing. The final 'Mexican' revue is quite well done - and quite boldly, compared to the US musicals of the era, where you had to hide the navel of a female right into the 1950s. Yet, after watching this film, you feel somewhat sorry for Tabody - she was a 'might-have-been' even before her ambition wasn't fully realized.
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Nightmare (2005)
8/10
Quite a fresh and interesting quickie.
18 April 2012
Whatever the artistic qualities of this film, I have to say that it has (at least) one redeeming point: it is a very interesting watch. One can only wander, what it would look like, had the director secured a hollywoodian budget for this project where poverty is occasionally visible, even though well masked. It is quite lynchian and just like with most every Lynch film, you find yourself enjoying the going-ons immensely, yet at the same time being deeply afraid that the ending will fail to produce a satisfactory solution. In this case, the film doesn't just end in coitus interruptus (a technique that makes Lynch very irritating) but does offer an 'instant satisfaction', that unrolls during the last 1 minute or so. Yet, as with all things instant, after the first rapture has evaporated, the whole thing seems somewhat silly and artificial. Nevertheless, the film captivated me, kept me guessing and was a very good way to spend 1,5 hours.
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Tango Cabaret (2001)
7/10
Biopic with a twist
1 January 2012
This is a highly interesting and alternative way to stage a biopic of a still living person, using her in the title role. What could easily have turned into a mockery or a rather tacky Joan Rivers-like "Me Me Me" outpouring, has successfully emerged into an entertaining and informative piece of surreal filmmaking, which conveys the life and emotions of the subject (Miss Samulin) to the viewer effortlessly, albeit in a somewhat dangerous and to many tastes sacrilegious fashion. I know Miss Samulin to be an eternal, almost immortal beauty, the toast of every party, the embodiment of vitality and charm; now I also know her to be a very sensitive actress and a brave woman to expose some of the dramatic and tragic aspects of her life to the public without any sentimentalism, sometimes in the dressing of grotesque. The film is a Fellini-like journey into the subconscious alternative reality; I have no idea how this would work, if one wouldn't know, that instead of being a witty mockumentary, it is an actual cinematic portrait of a real woman. Perhaps it would work even better.
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9/10
A Satisfactory Suck
29 June 2011
As a film, it's a nice one. As a genre - a modern vampire - flick, it might easily deserve a full tenner. It's one of the most intelligent, mature (no pun intended on the ladies, who have had about 300 years to ripe), technically apt movies about the life of a vampire in the modern world. The story might be only so-so, but the solid actors, the production values, the direction and the overall classy look of the outcome more than compensates for the (very slight) shortcomings of the structure. Basically a lesbian love (or lust) story, it never gets sappy or lame, whether dealing with girl-on-girl or straight passion. It's quite different from American vamp flicks (True Blood bares similarities in the overall mood), especially those vamp flicks, which pretend to be European. Wie sind die Nacht is a solid piece of good entertainment without most of the clichés of a traditional 'I suck your blood' romp. It's a vampire film, which never once mentions the word 'vampire'. My only negative complaint would be the appearance of Charlotte (the utterly gorgeous Jennifer Ulrich): why do we always assume, that a vampire sort of gets stuck to the fashion of the era he/she was actually young in? Look at Tom Cruise in The Vampire Chronicles: the guy has been around for - what? 250 years? And he NEVER gets tired of ruffs, laces and buckled shoes? Never once ventures to try out jeans, fishnet shirts, disco boots, zoot suits --- no?! I mean come on! - a vampire, if anyone, should be willing to always change its appearance, for the sake of sheer boredom! Yet, Charlotte, who was made a vampire in 1923, never outgrows the Charleston dress, even though she is a remarkably pretty dish. Hard to believe. But hey, the ladies have killed off all the male vampires in the world, so they may very well wear what ever they desire. Enjoyable!
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A Cursed Monarchy (2005– )
5/10
Les Miniseries Maudites
23 July 2009
Just sat through the 5 films of this series, about 7,5 hours in total. I have to say I left the seat with mixed emotions. The stuff itself is interesting, the dialog well written. But there is a lot to tip the scales to the negative. When I say the production is cheap, I don't mean it's done on a shoestring budget: on the contrary. There are lavish production numbers, gigantic sets, and probably Gerard Depardieu's fee for a typical 10 minute walkover, designed to save a mediocre film, is stellar in itself. I'm thinking more of the emotional and stylistic poverty that flies in your face every now and then. It's a total mishmash of intentions: the writers seem to have striven towards a historically correct, serious drama (as far as I understand it's a pretty close remake of an early 70s series). The casting director has herded together an international cast of actors with very different styles and abilities. There are good, insightful performances, such as given by Tchéky Karyo and Julie Gayet; then there are cheesy, dubbed, but enjoyable performances (Luca Barbareschi); and finally there are totally atrocious, bad, plain wrong performances such as Jeanne Balibar's Béatrice d'Hirson, who walks and talks like a heavily painted, booze soaked 1940s film noir tramp, dresses like Lady GaGa and at one point even wears yellow rubber gloves in a laboratory (in the year of our good Lord 1315). There's a limit to everything.

Towering over everyone is the great immortal Jeanne Moreau, who probably couldn't care less who she has to act against and tear to pieces (yes, it's a blood sport up there) and is engaged solely in giving a tour de force performance to forever silence all other actresses around her. No wonder the director(s) found this Sodom and Gomorrah of great personalities unmanageable, so he (they) just didn't give a damn and instead of a flowing narrative gave us a random selection of scenes and episodes. Everything is lit in a cheap (yes, I've said it), sharp, colorful giallo light, making it Eurotrash at the best and a made-for-cable quickie at the worst. Only this quickie lasts for hours on end.

The cherry on the top is the art direction. It's absolutely impossible to grasp the intentions of the dress, make up and set departments. The costumes are a mix of Mad Max and Xena with an occasional "period gown" thrown in to add to the confusion. I already mentioned the yellow rubber gloves and sexy latex leotards worn by Miss Balibar. It gets worse as the series progress. Jeanne Moreau gets to change her outfits almost in the middle of her scenes. In her glossy glamour dresses, shoulder pads, Ascot hats, wearing heavy modern lipstick and beauty pageant hairdos, she looks like an eighties transvestite, but nobody seems to notice or object to that. It seems many of the actresses just walk to the set with whatever they had on. The illusion keeps chattering, if ever there was one.

The sets... where do I begin? Sure, they had the money. Perhaps the producers were afraid that a historical epic wouldn't sell well enough, so a set design genius was brought in to "update" the Gothic world. Obviously heavily influenced by the Riddic Chronicles, the action seems to take place in a gigantic space ship. Unless it takes place outdoors. In that case it seems to take place on Venus, since in every single outdoor shot there is a superimposed 3D heaven with supernova effects, bright red / blue / green / purple clouds and a wind speed of at least 600 MpH. There is also a very interesting scene where they build a Gothic cathedral. If you watch carefully, you'll learn, that they actually built top-down.

Watch it, enjoy it, be blown away. Not quite what it could have been, but never a dull moment.
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9/10
Fresh and original
22 April 2009
Just saw this film on the Horror and Fantasy Festival in Haapsalu, Estonia. This is a remarkably warm, funny and well executed film and Ragnhildur Steinunn Jónsdóttir does very good work in her feature film debut as the brainless bimbo, who suddenly faces the need to earn her own living and gets a job as a salesgirl in nerd universe. It's beautifully shot and edited; the actors are very likable and the storyline is interesting and fresh. The film is funny without overly trying to be so and sweet without being cute. This is fun for both adults and children. Heartily recommended. Congratulations to everyone involved.
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Catacombs (2007)
3/10
The worst movie I have seen this week - and it's Friday already!
13 March 2009
Running running running, screaming screaming screaming, running running running, screaming screaming screaming. "Leave me alone!" "Can anybody hear me?" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhh!" These are the golden lines you'll never forget after surviving that film. Stupid plot, stupid actors, lots of loud noise. Larsvontrierish camera work. Pink.

At first I thought that the Hollywood actors seem to think that Paris is somewhere in Russia - everything that was supposed to sound like French (including French), had a weird Russian accent. Only later did I realize that most of the actors were Romanians. Which is strange, because Romanian is not a Slavonic language.

The over-the-top grand finale is both hilarious, stupid and mildly fascinating. But it doesn't really change my attitude towards the flick. The whole thing looks like a dragged out version of a Tales From The Crypt episode - about 60 minutes too long. Plus, you can't really enjoy a film that doesn't have a single character in it who you can even occasionally feel sorry for.
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The Avengers: Escape in Time (1967)
Season 5, Episode 3
5/10
Escape from reason
24 February 2009
Were they on drugs? Were they naive? Were they just playing around and being plain silly? This episode seems to be written by a group of 10-year old kids who have the opportunity to write for TV and try to squeeze everything they deem exciting into one single episode. I have hard time believing that this was actually written by adults. The story is so utterly pointless and stupid it either entertains you immensely or makes you close your eyes in embarrassment. And I have to say, dear sweet Diana Rigg is even more irritating than usually. Her total inability to act her way out of a latex suit is especially painful in the torture chamber scene, where she still throws her head back whimsically and shoots casual, near-funny one-liners even though she is to be poked in the ar--se with red hot gridiron. She occasionally leaps at a frantic attempt to register fear, but since these attempts are stillborn, the editor wisely only shows us short glimpses at what she imagines to be fear, but what are merely the shots of Miss Rigg NOT throwing her head back whimsically. Patric Macnee has also long since given up his acting abilities for what I believe used to be called something like 'suave elegance'. Makes the viewer desperately yearn for some indication of real and plausible fear in their eyes.

By the way, they do have especially beautiful eye whites in this episode. I wonder if they flossed.
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10/10
Live sound and picture from 1913
26 August 2008
The 5,5 minute version of this short film is represented on a wonderful double disc Les Premiers Pas du Cinema (The Firsts of the Cinema), dedicated to the earliest experiments in colour and sound. The oldest colour films and surviving soundies are well represented on these discs. Nursery Favourites is a marvel. Even though it's presented as a pre-recorded number (singers miming to a commercial record), I strongly disagree. Having watched this performance many times, it is quite clear that this is a live recording - we see the performers and hear them at the same time. The way the singers sing, breathe, bump against the objects, drop things on the ground and add bits of spoken dialog strongly suggests that somewhere is a hidden orchestra and everything is done live in front of a camera. Which probably makes this the first time ever a live performance is recorded on a sound stock. Which makes this marvel from 1913 one of the most fascinating film-sound documents of all times.
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