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Bob Hearts Abishola (2019– )
No Funny Moments and No Chemistry
14 October 2019
Billy Gardell, the incredibly unfunny actor who was previously in Mark and Molly where he had no chemistry of any kind with Melissa McCarthy, is now stalking his Nigerian nurse, who also has absolutely no attraction of any kind to Billy (playing Bob).

Bob had a heart attack, and his Nigerian nurse Abishola sang to him, and he fell in love with her. Now he is systematically stalking her around the hospital in order to force her to be in a relationship with him.

This should be an episode of Law & Order: SVU, not a romantic comedy series. There is nothing romantic or funny about humorless Billy Gardell trying to force himself on anyone.
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Jexi (2019)
Awful Acting and Awful Story
13 October 2019
Adam Devine and his perpetually retarded face are hard to imagine as a lead in any movie, but here he is, in love with his phone. That should tell you just how moronic this movie is. Bad and Stupid Story. PASS.
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Gemini Man (2019)
Too much Will Smith
10 October 2019
How many egomaniac actors have done movies where they fight themselves? Jean Clod Van Damme did one about twenty years ago. It sucked as bad as this one.

Will Smith talking and fighting with his clone for an entire movie is way too much. Less of Will Smith is more.

Will Smith should focus on movies where he plays a tree, a rock, a mute, or some other character that can take advantage of his lack of acting skills and obnoxious personality.
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The Original TV Series was a lot better
10 October 2019
Back in the 1960s, the original TV series captured the off-beat humor in a warm and friendly manner. The characters were lovable. This animated movie is horrible by comparison. There is nothing warm and friendly about this grotesque version of The Addams Family.

The Addams Family is based on a newspaper comic strip that was started in the early 1900s. It is very old and dated at this point. The Addams Family was really making fun of immigrants, and how people perceived them and their lifestyles as odd or creepy back in the early 1900s.

Now it is over a hundred years later, and the off-beat wacky family of monsters isn't funny anymore. They need a permanent vacation.
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NFL on FOX (1994– )
Horrible Terry Bradshaw
9 October 2019
Wow, this show is not bad until the horribly unfunny Terry Bradshaw make all his not-funny jokes and dumb remarks. That's when I switch the channel. Terry Bradshaw is the Hee Haw Hillbilly character, and while having a clown on the NFL Football Show may be funny to some, I have never heard Bradshaw contribute anything useful regarding football. He needs to retire off the show, and go back to pig farming.
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Ink Master (2012– )
Interesting Art, Fake Competition
27 September 2019
I have watched every season, and it is down to enjoying the tattoo art process, which is about one third of the show. After the first couple of seasons, it was pretty clear that winning artists are pre-chosen for the final round, and they are going to win no matter how awful their tattoo is on any specific week.

The final episode used to be two hours of these characters just trash talking, and it was impossible to watch. Even at one hour, the final episode every season is the worst one. The giant back tattoos are usually not that good. Whoever made the best full back tattoo never wins. It is by far a rigged competition.

Every season, there are at least two men who are real jerks, and one or two women who are very arrogant and snotty. The rest of the artists in the competition spend their spare time either hating each other, or arguing. The fighting every week makes up about one third of every episode.

The Flash Challenge is some random contest where the competing artists do some totally useless activity, like making houses out of popsicle sticks. This big waste of time takes up the first one third of every episode. Most of the time, if you start watching after 30 minutes, you have not missed much. The best way to watch this show is to view it one week after every episode, and then you can fast forward through all the garbage time, like the flash challenges.

The three judges have very little personality. Dave Navarro used to be a guitarist on Jane's Addiction. He often does not give his opinion at all. He is not a tattoo artist, so the only reason he is on this show is because he is the closest thing to a "celebrity" that they could get. The other two judges are tattoo artists nobody ever heard of, but they claim to be famous.
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Peyton's Places: The Lombardi Trophy (2019)
Season 1, Episode 9
Please Stay Retired
27 September 2019
Manning visits his brother, Eli Manning, who has been sinking the New York Giants for three years and refuses to retire. The two of them sit at the dinner table and make replica Lombardi Trophies from cereal boxes. I am still amazed, thinking that silly nonsense like this could get on TV.

Manning also had an interview with the guy who orders the Lombardi Trophy, and an old interview with the guy who designed it. I could have gotten more information in five seconds on Wikipedia.
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Family of Freaks
17 September 2019
The Father of the Kardashians was a shyster lawyer. That shows were they got their immorality. Along comes Bruce Jenner as the old hag's boy toy, and eventually she declawed her husband and turned him into a transsexual. That is all you need to know about the dynamics of this scummy family of professional hustlers and freaks.
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30 for 30: Deion's Double Play (2019)
Season 3, Episode 27
Drug Addict Thug
16 September 2019
Here is a guy that should be doing twenty years in prison. Deion has been involved in numerous illegal and shady activities, but he has skated thanks to his money and celebrity status. Along with that, his life has been full of drug use and abuse.
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The Waltons (1971–1981)
Hillbillies Having Fun
12 September 2019
The Waltons is a very syrupy and annoying show about a hillbilly family who all agree about everything. They love to take hot baths together in the mineral springs, and smell each other's farts.

Even when I was a kid, I thought that The Waltons was bizarre. The extremely effeminate John Boy spent so much time taking baths with his creepy Grandpa that I wondered about the nature of their relationship.

This show was so off the wall that people had to believe it was all good-hearted hillbilly fun, or else it was just purely perverted as hell.

The actors on this show were mostly rejects from Gunsmoke. Ralph Waite was played a loser or henchman on every Western he did before The Waltons. Grandpa was usually a thug or 3rd string outlaw when he was in a Western. The Mom was another loser from Gunsmoke episodes. The rest of the cast was unknowns.

Like so many weirdo shows from the 1960s, the reason it was popular probably had a lot to do with there only being 3 TV channels back in those days. It was only ABC, CBS, or NBC for original programming. PBS only had classical music and BBC shows that were usually several years old when they got to PBS. The Independent TV stations played old movies and re-runs of old TV shows.
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World's Dumbest (2008–2014)
Hilarious Videos of Heartbreaks & Crashes
3 September 2019
Nothing more fun than watching people crashing into walls, falling down stairs, breaking their arms and legs, and bleeding all over the place as the comedians make funny jokes about the tragic mishaps.
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19 Kids and Counting (2008–2015)
Horrible Show, Horrible Family
29 August 2019
19 kids and they kept planning more. The parents often do not know who these kids are. The show follows them around buying in bulk, and stacking all the tons of canned foods, toilet paper, etc. in their gigantic pantry closets.

Family events are like a roll call at a prison. Having so many kids to the point that they are treated like numbers is sad and depressing. These are horrible parents, and this show is a testament to their insanity.
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Nasty Vicious Hags
23 August 2019
Skeletor (Bethany Frankel) brings a dark cloud to whatever she does. Her fellow millionaire hags of New York are the most vile trash I have ever seen. Nor surprising, a few of them have criminal records. Sad to think that this is the best of New York, but I guess that says a lot about New York.
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Younger (2015– )
Fashion Tramps
22 August 2019
The series follows the lives of a bunch of sleazy career climbers who want to make it big in the fashion world. The lead character, slack-jawed Sutton Foster, plays an old woman in her late forties who pretends to be 26 so she can get a second chance at a fashion career. Along the way, she sleeps with every man, woman, or beast that can possibly advance her career. Six years into this show, Foster is looking closer to 50 than 26.

All her friends are equally ambitious. They are all switching off partners based on whoever can help the most at any given time. None of them has a heart, and none are capable of a meaningful relationship. Their endless emotional dilemmas over who to sleep with next are hypocritical at best. All the guys on this show are fine with being cheated on regularly. They get passed around too, so it seems like everyone wins.

Fashion business is marginally dealt with as an excuse to put people in bed with each other. There is no emotional commitment here. They all pretend they have deep feelings, but their lives are an endless merry-go-round of sexual partners.
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Monk (2002–2009)
Moronic Imbecile Character from Wings TV series
21 August 2019
Never liked him in Wings, then he took the same moronic imbecile character to Monk and solved crimes the dysfunctional Special Education way.

Never understood what was funny or entertaining about a mentally disabled character playing the role of a police detective. Monk had to overcome so many phobias just to get to step one of any investigation. In the real world, 99% of the homicide cases would not have been investigated because Monk was so slow, dysfunctional, and incompetent.
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The Mule (2018)
Incredibly dull, boring, and pointless
18 August 2019
Clint Eastwood, in his quest to win another Oscar, created the perfect Hollywood all talk, no action movie. The camera spends an incredible amount of time on the body language of the elderly Eastwood. The goal is to show how old and fragile he is. There are way too many close-ups of his withered underarm skin flaps as Eastwood is picking things up. Once was enough.

The rest of the movie is all talk between his family that has an endless list of complaints about him, and the drug-dealers that he works for, who also have a list of complaints about his performance as a drug mule.

Eventually, the drug dealers decide it is time to give Clint their employee review. That is the dramatic climax of the movie, and it takes place off-camera. Eastwood even takes out the smallest amount of action in this movie. A very pathetic attempt to kiss up to the liberals in Hollywood. Like Stallone making the new Rambo movie without any violence.

There is nothing except talking, talking, and more talking in this movie. I dozed off every time I tried to watch it. Finally, I started at the end of the movie, and rewound it in bits so that I could see the last twenty minutes without falling asleep. Take a few no-doze before you try to watch this movie.
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Snowbeast (1977 TV Movie)
Great for Clint Walker and GI Joe Fans
17 August 2019
Snowbeast is pretty entertaining. The story is a mostly ripping off JAWS. It is set at a ski resort, and instead of a big shark, the monster is a big Yeti or Sasquatch. The Yeti is pulling guests off the ski slopes and eating them. Tourists are terrified.

It is up to Clint Walker, Bo Svenson, Yvette Mimieux, and Robert Logan to put together the GI Joe Adventure team that searches for the Yeti and stops it from chomping on more tourists!!

As a kid, I saw this movie along with my Adventure Team action figures and the Yeti set. It fits together perfectly. Playing along with the movie certainly made the movie a lot better than it probably was. If you have any Yeti and action figures, I suggest you watch this movie and play along. It will be fun!!
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Chrisley Knows Best (2014– )
Phony Plastic Mannequin Under Federal Indictment
14 August 2019
This robotic plastic artificial humanoid just got indicted by the Federal Government. I wonder if the show will continue? Sadly, Chrisley and his family are a great example of everything that is wrong with the USA. It is like watching Nero fiddle as Rome burned.
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Children's Soft Core Scary Movie
12 August 2019
I thought the best scene would be the spiders coming out of the girl's face, and that is just panned through in a second, and no shots of the face, or the presumably gross abscess are shown. Just spiders running on the floor. No shots of anyone squashing them either. They just magically disappear after all the characters yell and jump around.

There is nothing very scary about this story. It is very slow paced, and kind of boring. The lead character, played by Zoe Coletti, spends a lot of time crying and whining about what she did, and that gets old really fast. There is no explanation as to why the various creatures do what they do, or where they come from. The ending is totally Nickelodeon-Disney. This looks like it should have been a TV series for kids.
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Fameless (2015– )
Fake but sometimes Funny
11 August 2019
Every reality show is fake. They are all scripted. Everyone is pretending it is real, but it is now. Fameless is no exception. I have watched a few episodes, and I look at it as a comedy show about a reality show.

Some episodes have funny moments. If I can get a couple of laughs from Fameless, then it is good enough. Reality TV is usually pretty awful, so nobody should expect much.
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Love After Lockup (2018– )
Fat Drunken Bugs Bunny & Lizzie
9 August 2019
So most of these couples are gross to watch. They inmates and their lovers all belong in prison. There is no difference between any of them. These are the trashiest people I have ever seen on any television show, including prison shows. The bottom of the barrel. Television has finally hit rock bottom.

The only entertaining couple that I saw was the fat drunken guy with the buck teeth and his girlfriend Lizzie. She spent 10 years in prison. Even though she is a pretty lady, it is very evident that she is a hard core criminal. Every time I see her truck driver boyfriend, I imagine if Bugs Bunny had become a fat old drunken bum. He just emotes a down on his luck Bugs Bunny.

This is an awful show. I saw a couple of episodes "On Demand" just to see what the end would be for Bugs Bunny and Lizzie. For the most part, I skipped the rest of the couples, as they are just truly the dregs of the earth. If there is a God, all of these folks will be in prison soon, before they can unleash more evil on society.
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Queen of the South (2016– )
Stereotypes of Hispanic Criminals
9 August 2019
Very sad series that glorifies drug dealers, crime, and corruption. This series uses every possible degrading stereotype of the Hispanic drug culture, and exploits it to the maximum. The characters are sleazy, evil, vile people, and this series celebrates evil. A horrible show, a sad example of the evil that is on television for children to watch.
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Hodges Half Dozen (2017– )
They Cannot Stop Breeding
7 August 2019
Another TV series about people who cannot stop breeding more kids. Who wants to see another litter of rugrats?

What is the point of these shows? Watching them buy food in bulk? Shopping for eight people? Stockpiling canned foods?? What is funny or uplifting about people that have a bunch of kids so they can get a TV series out of it?? At some point, the family becomes like a factory or a business. It is depressing.
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Horribly choppy and deadly boring
4 August 2019
Voodoo, haunted areas, ghosts, and zombies should be a scary fun, and exciting topic. Unfortunately, in Haunted Jamaica, the constant cutting to printed explanations destroys any continuity, and makes it impossible to watch.

People are in the middle of saying something, and it cuts out to an explanation or definition page for 10-15 seconds. What a buzzkill. After a while, I could not even watch the participants, because any second while they were making their presentations, it would cut off to a page with definitions of what they were talking about. A lot of the cuts were totally unnecessary, and a waste of time.

Overall, this documentary is horrible, and instead of providing documentation and information about Jamaican Voodoo and the occult, it seems very fake, and like very bogus investigation and effort was put into this.

Not surprisingly, the original film-maker, Michael Philip Edwards (3 first names?) had shelved the project for several years, and the footage was bought and salvaged by Joe Fontana, who cut and pasted together a very rough and rudimentary final cut. It could have been a lot better with less editing.
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Morning Joe (2007– )
No Credibility
31 July 2019
The two hosts were both married to other people when they started working together. Now they are both married to each other. Where is it OK for two co-workers to both cheat on each others' spouses, shack up, and then get married? At most places, they would have been terminated.

What is the integrity of the hosts? What is their credibility? What is their personal morality? Why would I want to know the opinion of these two sleazy characters?
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