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300 (2006)
what a disappointment
i was really expecting to see a masterpiece of a movie, instead it was one of the most boring war movies of all time. i know that films aren't always intended to be historically correct, which isn't the issue with 300, i prefer having semi-mythical beasts and what not, thats what makes entertaining movies, but its just the dialogue and the plot was so empty, i mean gerrad butler must have shouted the word Sparta like 300 times in the movie, yes yes we understand all for the glory of sparta, but for god's sake put something else in the movie! i mean some things were unbelievably stupid, boys born are to be dumped off cliff sides and further on beat each other up and fight a wolf in the freezing cold with nothing but a loin cloth on, i mean we get the point that they wanted tough men to be made of them, but the message was conveyed in such a funny way. thats thing, this movie had so much potential, combining the legend of the spartans and 21st century special effects it should've really rocked. but it just sucked big time. one other thing, it was so obvious that when the directors ran out of interesting baddies to throw at the mere 300 men (all sorts of weirdoes, your usual dispensable foot soldiers, then some samurai/persian death dorks, then some moorish bomb throwers, then all sorts of big animals etc... come on its like one big circus) they suddenly looked at their watches and said, OK they'll die from a volley of arrows, which, quite interestingly was depicted at the start of the movie, and they successfully blocked it, but happened to die of it at the end. what a flop, i really liked frank millers sin city, but 300 was really an over produced piece of junk. avoid like the plague, trust me you wont be missing anything special.
The Devil's Rejects (2005)
absolute crap, a complete waste of time
The house of 1000 corpses was pure classic, giving a nice 70's horror theme, dialogue was limited, & the movie turned around actions more than words. i had high expectations for the sequel, but it turned out to be one of the most boring and stupid movies ever!! first of all there was no horror/suspense or any other sort of feel to the movie, just complete & utter crap acting & dialogue, the movie was so boring everyone in the theatre (who as myself, dragged my girlfriend to watch it) were huffing and puffing, the whole movie was pointless and had no direction whatsoever the dialogue was very childish, whenever they spoke with their victims it was like school yard bullying, and the most important thing lacking in the movie is rob zombies kick ass songs!! this movie is a big disappointment
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Superb! simply one of the best movies i've seen in the last couple of years!
Superb! simply one of the best movies i've seen in the last couple of years! yet again the excellent combination of Tim Burton and Johnny Depp has proved to be a wonderful success, the spirit of the book was well preserved, unlike the first movie burtons version reflected the poverty of charlie, and the obnoxiousness of all the other contenders. some may class burtons movies to be creepy or spooky, but i think that it reflected the grim industrial truth that most cities live in. the antics and face expressions that depp did were excellent! hilarious! not to mention the overall comic elements in the movie such as the tragic fate of every single character! this movie is definitely one of the best movies of the year.
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
Most boring comedy ever
How could this movie get 7.3?? the only reason i'm registering with IMDb is to vote ZERO for it! i actually went to the cinema and watched it! it was one of the most boring movies ever! the begging was not too bad, then slowly the movie became so monotonous, i would class it as a stoner movie, but a boring stoner movie. and i cant believe that i need to write ten lines for a comment!!How could this movie get 7.3?? the only reason i'm registering with IMDb is to vote ZERO for it! i actually went to the cinema and watched it! it was one of the most boring movies ever! the begging was not too bad, then slowly the movie became so monotonous, i would class it as a stoner movie, but a boring stoner movie. and i cant believe that i need to write ten lines for a comment!!