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Watch A Couple Episodes Before You Judge
I just finished watching episode 4 of the first season of idiotsitter which featured a guest appearance by Channing Tatum, who I figured did the show because he costarred in the movie 22 jump street with Jillian bell who is the idiot in the show. I have been a fan of Jillian on the show workaholics for years and am pleased to see her get a shot at starring in her own show. the first episode of the season left a bit to be desired but I have to say the show is growing on me quickly. I enjoyed the third episode "the funeral one" so much I even watched it a couple times. yes this show is about 2 girls acting idiotically and that's not everyone's brand of humor but it is mine as I grew up watching and loving shows like beavis and butt-head and married with children. I really believe this and shows like this are for smart people to laugh at as where stupid people will only think they are too smart for it. Id say I judge a comedy show by how many jokes land for me and this one hits the mark. I hope it continues to be funny or get funnier unlike broad city which had a great first season but disappointing second (in my opinion anyway). I have always thought men are much funnier then women but shows like this are changing my mind. give this show a chance and I think you'll like it
Star Trek Continues (2013)
no no no
my review of this is gonna be based on the 5 minutes i watched before i turned it off. yes it looks exactly like the 60's star trek but who wants to see that? and if you do then watch the awesome original, not this load. the acting is just these turds doing impressions of the cast very poorly and annoyingly. the only reason to watch this is if you are in it or know somebody that is and even then you should be embarrassed! i am only 30 and started with nex gen then went back and watched the original and have seen every incarnation sense and i love the new movies. this is way worse then the one with scott backkula. also I need to point out that this is not so bad, that it is good (funny).
Hell Baby (2013)
It Has Its Moments
I was a huge fan of Reno 911 and the state, so this movie was a must see for me. i also love rob corddry so i will see anything he is in. so with all this movie had behind it i guess its easy to see why i was disappointed with my hopes being so high. don't get me wrong the movie is funny enough to watch to the end but it never had me rolling or really any quotable lines to it.
Rob Corddry was funny with his natural reactions like always but i thought the stand out performance in the movie was from Keegan Michael Key, he made every scene he was in funny. ben and tom's roles in the movie just seemed out of place till the very end. "Leslie Bibb really brought something to this role" is a phrase you will never hear someone say. i wonder why they didn't cast Kerri Kenney for the wife role instead the movie moved along nicely till the last 15-20 mins when it just falls flat and totally ran out of steam (baby tossing).
all in all its worth a watch if you got spare time.
Lesbian Babysitters 9 (2013)
only 1 babysitter?
so i have to admit i didn't see lesbian babysitters 1-8. i will review this as a stand alone movie.
the plot is simple enough. a same sex couple has a 4 month old baby (that is never seen in the movie) and they need a new babysitter because they both have busy lives and the babysitter they have now, they don't trust for some reason so they hire a new one.
the first sex scene is of the two mature moms banging after the plot setup then we go into an odd montage of the babysitter washing dishes without soap and picking up toys in the living room.
next we have a scene with the babysitter who turns out to also be a lesbian. her and her goth looking girlfriends chat about the new babysitting gig then get it on. *this was my favorite part*.
we then find out in the story that one of the moms is cheating with her students because she is a teacher of sorts and witness the other mature woman find out by checking her e-mail and attempt to cry but it just looks like shes trying to poop. later she trys to cry again and looks like she is laughing.
cut to the next sex scene of the cheating wife and her co-ed companion doing it.
then movie ends with the cheated on wife having sex with the babysitter.
the acting is bad and they fumble over every other line but all the girls do look like they are enjoying each other. its 2 hours but only 4 sex scenes.
Beware the Batman (2013)
great new batman cartoon
so you are wondering if this batman cartoon is gonna be entertaining to you as a serious batman fan and adult? the answer is yes. i didn't like bold and beautiful, the last batman cartoon it was more for kids. there's nothing campy or hokey about this.
how is this batman different? the whole show is CG (computer generated) and it was off putting at first but i got into it before the end of the first episode. Alfred batman's butler, is way different then ever imagined in any movie or cartoon before. again as a die-hard batman fan it took getting used to but i think its gonna work in the long run of the show.
i have only seen the first episode but it was a good start and there were action scenes that made me go "wow" and "that was cool". can't wait for more. IF YOU ARE A BATMAN FAN CHECK IT OUT!
Girls Gone Dead (2012)
porn stars not doing porn
As a life long howard stern fan i had to watch this movie after spotting beetlejuice on the cover. for those of you that don't know he is the black midget with the tiny head on the cover and he is a beyond retarded person.
So right off the bat i am gonna tell you this movie blows big time. i am sure you already suspected that but you are reading the reviews to find out just how much it sucks and if it is so bad it ends up being good. sorry that is not the case.
the movie is about an hour and 45 mins but it feels like 4 hours of torture. honestly i didn't see the whole movie because at 1 point i started reading a magazine then later i was browsing the internet. it was all i could do to get through the movie.
im gonna list a few things that weren't bad because that's easier. the soundtrack, although it had no recognizable songs (except shack your ass bitch, from the stern show) the ones i heard were good. jerry lawler's performance was passable. not great but much better then everyone else. lots and lots of titties but they are porn stars so who really cares? the special effects aka the blood and guts were the only thing done right in this movie considering what it cost to make.
now the really bad. the sheer amount of head shaking in this movie makes me want to shake my head. and there is a part at the end (if you make it that far) where the girls are squatting repeatedly in fear, i am not sure anybody really directed this movie. the background or ambient music is stock or public domain because i know I've heard it in other bad low budget movies. horns and flutes and so on. there is nothing original or special about this movie.
i say skip it unless you got some buddies over and you want to play a drinking game involving drinking when you see head shakes or boobs.
Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)
Obviously intentionally bad this time
so there is just so much in this movie that's awful on purpose that it has none of the magic of the first movie. I've read a lot of people claiming its real like the first birdemic but thats insane because its so much worse and everyone involved in the first movie know how bad it was but was enjoyed by many like myself so this is what we got. the location cut scenes are twice as long for crying out loud. there's a part where they are drinking soda and then there's a cut and all of the cans change completely, you can't make that mistake! i say don't bother watching this and go out and film your own birdemic sequel with your friends or you could probably just hire Alan Bagh