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Skateboard Sliders (1999)
One of those videos that never grows old.
This was a something of a blockbuster on the gay porno scene and still apparently taking in a good profit. One can see why, though, since the sex in it is great and the men having it are gorgeous. They aren't your typical skaters. They are built like Calvin Klein models, skate like they have no prior experience, and none of them look a day under 20. But luckily, they start shedding their jeans and kneepads (or at least the jeans) immediately, and with only very minimal story to amble through, the have some of the wildest sex ever.
The situations are realistic. A youthful tryst in an underground passageway ('Don't worry, I've been here many times...') turns into a threesome with mature Dino Phillips. The only unlikely scenes are the dream sequences that are had by our lusty hero Tyler, and he imagines various combos being orchestrated by his boss. None of these fantasies actually involve Tyler doing anything directly with the object of his affections so (spoiler coming) when they do get together it's all the more satisfying.
The narration, spoken by Tommy Sax, is horrible. Typical bad porn narration, poorly written and poorly delivered. The whole movie would be better if there was none at all. But ever with the narration intact, it's still one you can watch again and again and still not get bored.
Authentic Adventures (1997)
Authentic Adventures, a German video from 1997, is still being talked about and still selling really well, and for good reason. It is bizarre, shocking, gross and extremely sexy.
It is all set on a complex of abandoned buildings. Skinhead army guys chase each other around (sometimes with paintball guns), and when they catch each other, the obvious happens. A couple of characters get imprisoned, one is almost rescued by an outsider (no, not just yet), and a couple boys get their vengeance on another in a gruesome mud/oil wrestling session.
The large cast, varied location, equally varied action and genuine chemistry between the performers is all superbly brought together. The cast is made up of a very sexy selection of realistic-looking dudes of various ages and body types. Most are skinny, with long arms and hard washboard abs. Most of them have piercing and tattoos, but my favorite character in this one, Thom Barron, is completely au naturel. Spending most of the movie in a pair of army boots and nothing else (not like the others wear much either), Barron has a commanding presence that befits his stern but thoroughly sexy face. His body is amazing, and his endowment profound. Plus he has great chemistry with each of his partners, and seems just as into them as they are to him. I'll see anything he's in.
Vanilla queens will find this video to be a little disturbing. Consider it's setting, a dirty warehouse, and it's target audience, the sado masochism crowd. Anyone who's had fantasies about being chained up of blindfolded or being enslaved or seeking revenge or left hanging by your wrists for long periods of time completely helpless, will find in this movie great appeal. I know I did. It's not a hard video to find, so if you think you're brave enough, check it out.