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Royal New Year's Eve (2017)
Who's the star, me or this dress?
Sam Page has got a reprieve from me for this gem. The Perfect Christmas Present was such a disaster I had banished him from Christmas Island. But this piece of work was his best by face. How did he pull off that accent with a straight face...it was just too much. May The Price of Parmistan live forever. Schram is OK. That was Cheryl Ladd?
What is this even about?
The Royal Mounties are fighting some kind of gang war on the northern border. I don't know. Stuff happens, there is one bad guy who kind of saves Christmas I think. There is a tree. Krakow brings her usual...nobody dresses sexy.
Christmas Connection (2017)
Can you be to hot for Christmas?
Brook Burns is on fire in this movie. A walking masterpiece of womanly artwork. It is hard to believe that she would fall for this guy and his dopey family. She needs to be married to a real estate billionaire. It'a nice story and well done, but who cares.
Christmas Next Door (2017)
starts out painful but ends well
This was rough going for a while but it does come around. Good all around cast and decent writing. Let's get to the fact that Tara Yelland is the real star of this movie. Hot as a firecracker.
Sharing Christmas (2017)
A little over the top.
It's not that great of a store. I feel I know a little too much about the real estate market in New York. At least there is no ice sculpting. I have no idea who Dave Koz is....that was kind of funny. Ellen Hollman is fine...the leading guy is a little weird but tolerable.
The Christmas Cottage (2017)
This is not that bad
I liked this movie. Good supporting cast. The guy was not too annoying and the girl was sweet. Overall, It had a decent story. I would watch again.
Stick to selling cars
Jill Wagner should stick to pushing Lincolns. She is a very attractive woman with amazing shoes, but this is just not her role. A Christmas sweetheart should be sweet. Wagner looks like a mean girl who beat other girls up a t soccer practice. Macfarlane is OK, but a little weird at times. Someone died so that is a plus.
Christmas Encore (2017)
Perhaps the worst
There is really nothing redeeming about this movie. It just doesn't get it. It really has nothing to do with Christmas. Just doesn't work. Maggie Lawson has got nothing going on. Ugh, Noting works in this movie.
Rocky Mountain Christmas (2017)
I'm not sure that Lindy Booth is quite ready to move up from supporting character to leading lady. She is a red head and that is going in her favor, however, she just doesn't have the look just yet. A few more years and she may be ready. No way these two will ever have a long term relationship. pathetic ending.
Romance at Reindeer Lodge (2017)
Nicky Whelan is very pretty, however, her hair throughout this movie is a disaster area. She never appears in anything better than a sloppy sweater also. Big disappointment. The rest of the cast is fine and the story is moves along well. The guy from CHiPs is awesome.
A Gift to Remember (2017)
very witty title
I cannot get enough of Ali Liebert. She's a girl with a big toothy smile, dimples and come curves in a ll the right places. Overall, a good story that was very well done. All the cast is palatable, except the dog. Baily isthe most annoying creatures ever to appear on film. Some kind of terrier. I hate terriers.
Christmas Getaway (2017)
Doesn't get much better than this
A nearly perfect Christmas Movie. Wow. Where has Bridget Regan been all my life. I think this year she takes the crown away from Alicia Witt. What a beauty. I wish she would have worn something a little sexier in the movie. But we got nothing in that regard. Nothing. Grandma is also bringing it in this movie. The guy needs a shave. I wish the rivalry for the man would have gotten a little nastier. I believe that may be a 64 Chevelle. Yeah, right.
Christmas at Holly Lodge (2017)
She looks way too old for him.
I fell in love with Alison Sweeney watching DOOL in the 90's when she was the conniving monster Sammi Brady, so she can do no wrong. Still after all these years she looks good in a tight pair of jeans. Young ladies should take notes. Overall, the story is good with good supporting characters. I'm just not buying this guy Evan he looks way too young for her. Couldn't get past that.
Christmas in Angel Falls (2017)
Nearly perfect except for the way too good looking firemen
Rachel Boston does have all the qualities I like to see in a leading lady in a Christmas movie, however she never appears in anything sexier that a droopy sweater. Minus one star at least. The story is good and even some of the sub plots are intriguing in as much as they can be in these types of movies. I think we all knew what was eventually going to happen once an angel unexpectedly finds love.
Magical Christmas Ornaments (2017)
A Very Special Porn Star Christmas
I'm sorry but the leading lady in a Christmas movie should have a certain Girl Next Door/ BFF quality to her. Marie looks like a porn star. Overall, this story is good and the production is right on track. However, at times it seemed like I was watching an extended commercial for Hallmark Christmas Ornaments. A little product placement is OK, but let's not create an entire movie themed around pushing our product. That being said, I need to get some Hallmark Christmas ornaments.
Christmas In Evergreen (2017)
Maybe too much Christmas
Turn down the fake snow machine a little. Ashley Williams has an amazing smile...that's about it. She never wears anything sexier than an old sweater. There is no feel of chemistry in this movie. That being said it is a nice movie. Everyone seemed to try real hard and it is worth a viewing, but it's missing a lot of things. It sort of feels like a religious cult's first attempt at a Christmas movie. Can one have too much Lynda Boyd? No.
With Love, Christmas (2017)
Emille Ullerup is a true beauty that it is a little hard to believe that she ain't got no man by now. Not much as far as sexy outfits until the end and even then some spanx would not have been a bad idea. Aaron O'Connell is way too good looking to be playing this loner loser type. After a year he would have taken every girl in the office for a sleigh ride. I need more Rebecca Davis, like a poor man's Lake Bell.
This movie is good it moves along just fine.
Coming Home for Christmas (2017)
I hate spunk
Danica McKellar plays a spunky girl who is going to fix a Christmas for a wealthy dysfunctional family. I hate spunk! She has a great body and really holds up well after all these years, but I can't get past her droopy eyes. Andrew Francis is about the most irritating guy in Canadawood. Lay off the hair product and stop being evil. All this being said, it is watchable. Looking forward to seeing Chelan Simmons in more movies.
Finding Santa (2017)
Jodie Sweetin has a great personality that I found to be charming. But, I hate it when the leading man is better looking than the fraulein. Most of the time, Jody has stringy unwashed hair. Come on. The story was kind of dopey, but hey, it's a Christmas movie. Lighten' up. Not much sexiness, except for her tight sweaters, which basically carry the movie.
Switched for Christmas (2017)
Candace Cameron Bure is my new Christmas sweetheart. While we don't see much sexiness from her, no hot dresses or anything really close, except for some nice tight jeans, I still liked the movie. She has very bubbly charm that is infectious. I want to celebrate Christmas with her every year. It must have been a tough shoot. Everything around her works pretty well. It tough to mix in two love stories into one move but it seems to work.
Christmas Homecoming (2017)
At various moments I wanted to shoot myself.
First of all and most important, Julie Benz is smoking hot. Most of the time she is parading around in heels showing off great legs. A+++ Michael Shanks was trippin' me out cause at various times I thought he was going to go full blown serial killer. That being said.....this is a thoroughly depressing movie...I either wanted to shoot myself or jump out a window to end theirs and my own agony. Watch it once and never go back. Too depressing.
A Joyous Christmas (2017)
Bonnie Bedelia gives an excellent performance. I'm not really a fan of Natalie Knepp, but she does win me over as the movie goes along. She is never in a sexy dress and there is not much body to look at but her hair is nice and she has a few good moments. I felt the story moved along well and has some good twists and turns.
A Song for Christmas (2017)
I wanted to hate it, but couldn't.
I thought this was going to be a real stink bomb. But, you know it wasn't too bad. I don't listen to country music, but as far as I know this is exactly the kind of stuff that passes for quality nowadays. All the Christmas points are dotted and it seemed to work. Although, the lead fellow needs to have his hair messed up a bit. Too much product.
12 Days (2017)
Catherine Bell is top shelf lady material...however...something has happened to her face. Her checks just seemed to be so puffy...maybe she had a cold or something during filming. I just couldn't get past that. I have to go watch old Jag episodes to get over this. Overall, it was a good movie.
The Christmas Train (2017)
Let's Go Hiking in the Colorado Wilderness....Right
Ever see two people together and you think, "They just don't look right together." That is our lead characters. Kimberly Williams-Paisley is totally a hot babe in a Sandra Bullock in her prime kind of way. She carries the movie. But this Mulrobey guy is tough to look at when he is on screen. He has something like John Kerry hair...way to thick and big. Danny Glover...well, is Danny Glover. If you want to see his best work, I recommend..The Saint of Fort Washington. I can live with the script. Wasn't that bad.