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This film's attempt to blend comedy and romance falls flat, leaving a disjointed and ultimately unsatisfying experience. The humor feels forced, relying on tired tropes and predictable punchlines, while the romantic subplot lacks any genuine chemistry between the leads. The dialogue is clunky and unnatural, further hindering any emotional connection with the characters. It's evident that the producers failed to grasp the nuances of the rom-com genre. A more thorough study of successful films like 'When Harry Met Sally...' or 'Crazy, Stupid, Love.' would have been beneficial. Instead, we're left with a poorly executed mishmash that misses the mark on both comedic timing and romantic sincerity.

This is somewhat a reboot or rehash attempts to recapture the magic of the original, but falls flat. It's a bland and uninspired retelling that lacks the suspense and terror that made the original so iconic. A disappointing rehash that lacks the innovation and horror of the original. Boring and uninspired, it fails to add anything new to the Alien mythology.

The film's lost its shine, and offers nothing new to the Alien mythos. A soulless, corporate cash grab that disrespects the legacy of the original. It's a bland, uninspired rehash that's as scary as a wet noodle.

If you're looking for a horror film that will actually make you jump, look elsewhere.

This cinematic masterpiece was clearly crafted by a visionary who simply couldn't be bothered with film school. The plot twists were so unexpected, they left me wondering if I accidentally stumbled into an abstract art exhibit. The acting? Let's just say they delivered their lines with all the passion of a room temperature napkin.

Truly, cinema has peaked. Forget B-movies, this is a ZZZ-movie. I can only imagine the director, cackling maniacally as they unleashed this cinematic atrocity upon the world. But hey, at least it wasn't that long. A small consolation prize for the two hours of my life I'll never get back.