nameismike69 Reviews

A Star Is Born (2018)

This sums up Gaga

[1/10 · 9 June 2019]

Dollar Store Madonna knockoff Lady Gaga is proof yet again that there really is very little or no creativity in Hollywood in our modern times.

Such Good Friends (1971)

I am a Dyan Cannon fan

[8/10 · 13 February 2019]

I watched this movie because I am a Dyan Cannon fan. I'm sure the film is ok so I will sit through it so I can watch Dyan Cannon and the other hottie. I love Dyan Cannon. I found this by accident. I never even heard about till 50 years later. I want Dyan Cannon. Any way she will read this and PM me. Thanks.

I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Lohan what did you do !!!

[1/10 · 13 February 2019]

Touchstone films 2007 ... what the ... what did I just watch... My red headed princess this film absolutely made no .... how did this movie get made... 2019 I mean the industry is even more shot. But wow this was the beginning of the end. A corporate movie she made worse after this like home made thing whatever it was. Was this her last movie apparently in the so called mainstream industry. But ended on the ... Lohan wow this was bad. Nothing connected. It was like two non movies in one. Why was this made. How did it get out. How was the script ... I can't write full sentences. I watched this in 2019 cause I needed a Lohan movie to watch. Now I have to find another Lohan to make up for this one. Do Not Watch This Non Movie. This is a Zero... My pretty Red Lohan I'm sorry you made this. In 2019 it's probably worse to get a good role. 2007 marked the end for the cinema in my opinion. I'm not alone with the 1 rating... But since then few movies have been better. So much crap has been made since. I pass every movie that has a post 2006 date on it. I don't know. The End. No I gotta see if Herbie The Volkswagen was better.. Probably not.

IMDb at San Diego Comic-Con: IMDb at San Diego Comic-Con 2018 (2018) Season 3, Episode 1

Oh I wish Kevin Smith upped and passed when his time was right.

[1/10 · 28 October 2018]

I just hate Kevin Smith. His movies him and the fact that movies now are just pure crap. They got all the technology in the world. But there's no David Lynch's or Stanley Kubrick's or all those great film makers anywhere from before the year 1990. There all retired. So your stuck with this horrid theater crap. The seats are falling apart dirty multi plex's and probably recording sex in the restrooms on cell phones or the theater itself.

Better Call Saul (2015– )

I keep watching it and watching it and watching it.... For what ?

[6/10 · 2 October 2018]

Oct 1 2018 episode. Long and what everything goes wrong... I guess that's the whole point to this show. I'll watch the last episode and then wait another year or more. This one seem to take forever to be aired. If they are ending it with Season 5. Please put this out of it's misery. It had potential. It just doesn't anymore. The idea sounded good before this got to paper. Once it did. I don't know. It's just whatever. Not Breaking Bad for miles.

Jane Fonda in Five Acts (2018)

I love Jane what can I say

[10/10 · 28 September 2018]

Always loved Jane Fonda. And excellent documentary. I recommend it. The part about Ted Turner was kind of shallow. But she seems to be doing well off. Cosmetic surgery ... Jane ??? Well the best for 80 I ever seen. You learned about her. Some I had a idea some I didn't. A lot on the Klute years. Not so much on the movies. I'm also a big fan of her brother Peter... The Trip and Easy Rider.

It Lives Inside (2018)

Will you please stop making movies

[1/10 · 23 September 2018]

Stop ... Please 21 century young people in films. Don't make movies anymore. Don't waste your time because that's what this is. It's waste It's excrement. 1 Star rating. That is not poor. That is there is no budget no money was made. No one saw it If anyone did how. But this is a independent film I know. But those films in the multiplexes that have done everything they can so except make movies that have any arts and crafts. They have 3 D surround sound reclining chairs tickets are expensive for mostly crap. The food menu is like a mini restaurant that some deliever your food to your seat. People flood the theaters for 5.5 rating films. Bathroom are a mess. The floors are a mess. The recliner chairs are busted. No one wants to work there. This is a dead industry. It's all about male actors and film makers and Weinstein and people who come forward and say he or she or it touched me I want 10 million and then career ruined for the rest of their life. That's what this is now. It's this 1 star movie.

Bel Canto (I) (2018)

Julianne Moore needs to make movies like Safe

[4/10 · 22 September 2018]

Julianne was the only reason I even watched this. I felt bad that she thought this would be a good film. But the days when I was a fan ( I still am of her ) of her great films she really made acting happen. This filmed bombed so bad but it's not her fault. The movie industry has been more in a down state for years. And now and then a great film but luck gets made. The last film I saw her in was excellent when Still Alice in 2015. Since then I don't know. She reunited with Todd Haynes which I think was good I saw that. But 17,500 gross ??? How much did they pay her. This film made no money is just felt flat. With 4.7 I mean that's bad.

Wonderstruck (2017)

If you stay with the movie the greatness and the tears payoff.

[10/10 · 11 March 2018]

I'm very sad to see all the dislike reviews to this Todd Haynes film. Since he made Safe also with Julianne Moore. It was both there first films together. You'll like this film. I'm not going to give any of it away. I just want to save it from all the bad reviews I see here. It's a 2 hour Todd Haynes film. You have to stick with it even for me it was hard but sometimes with a film you have to go with it. And like the other films I see him do. There always beautiful and the tears for this one was hard to hold back. It all makes sense in the end. And it's a interesting story. The 1970's songs he picked were great. Anyway Todd great job on this. I didn't even know about it. Till today.

Supersonic (2016)

The pre internet British version of Nirvana.

[7/10 · 1 January 2018]

In retrospect. The internet ruined many things and technology ruined many. One of the things was authentic rock music. As you can see what it is 2018. It's absolute severe crap. Nirvana ( which was a excellent innovative band ) was around much longer in the beginning and then died because of Kurt Cobain and now we have the success of the drummer called Foo Fighters which continued to be successful for over 20 years but why ( I think they're lousy ) ? Yes Oasis for two albums and three years made a album or two and then boom was extremely successful practically from the day of formation, they were lucky the time was right. The difference is I didn't really like Oasis. And what happened to them from 1997 to 2007. Did they continue their popular success or did Brit Pop turn into The Spice Girls and pansy Brit pop boy bands and then the internet ruining everything slowly in the process. Was Oasis any good after Knebworth. Probably not cause they didn't mention it. So ok it was a three year ego trip with two LP's. Beatles ? not even close by infinity . However I did watch this entire documentary. Reminded me about those times when I was in my 20's and their hits are good but how was 1997 to 2007 did the hits fade did the popularity fade. It had to by that point they were hit with competition all around them. And I'm sure their music didn't change much just rehashing .... Again in retrospect.

Snatched (2017)

Goldie was the only reason I watched it.

[3/10 · 16 May 2017]

This movie absolutely stunk. It's typical of today's comedy trash. It's not Foul Play or Private Benjamin by a long shot. Amy Shumck face I just can't stand to look at or her. The End Thank You. This movie absolutely stunk. It's typical of today's comedy trash. It's not Foul Play or Private Benjamin by a long shot. Amy Shumck face I just can't stand to look at or her. The End Thank You.

The Void (I) (2016)

Windom Earle finally went beyond the black lodge

[1/10 · 25 April 2017]

I am with Dale Cooper in the Black Lodge... Um Windom Um.... Maharishi Eraserhead... Oh Twin Peaks... Ah ha ha ha Winddom Earle is the man. Laura I'll be seeing you. I am with Dale Cooper in the Black Lodge... Um Windom Um.... Maharishi Eraserhead... Oh Twin Peaks... Ah ha ha ha Winddom Earle is the man. Laura I'll be seeing you.

Saturday Night Live (1975– )

Lorne please STOP

[1/10 · 30 December 2016]

Why do you keep this show on the air... WHY .... Please stop the problem and just run re runs of the older older shows... More people would tune into that... Since you won't put any more seasons past 5 ... There is no point continue when you have nothing... Apparently Kate is the only thing saving it right now.... There's always one cast member that saves it from ruin.

Why do you keep this show on the air... WHY .... Please stop the problem and just run re runs of the older older shows... More people would tune into that... Since you won't put any more seasons past 5 ... There is no point continue when you have nothing... Apparently Kate is the only thing saving it right now.... There's always one cast member that saves it from ruin.

Aroused (2013)

This is Jon Anderson daughter making a film about porn

[1/10 · 10 March 2014]

At first the concept sounded interested. THEN the fact that Jon Anderson the now spiritual essence ex leader of progressive group Yes who I worship daughter was making the film. I became distraught. I hate porn with such a passion I wish I could well I'm not going to say. There's no more porn stars are you kidding. Porn is common place it's like every 10th person you see under 80 has made a porn video and it's on the internet. GIVE ME A BREAK. WAKE UP................ OK they want more review on a movie that stunk. Since when did IMDb change the rules. Why do web sites make it harder on the average user. It was fine before they make me write 10 lines of crap.

Compliance (2012)

This is why I am on disability a recluse and alone

[8/10 · 27 May 2013]

I am 43 man never in a relationship and have basically gave up on life. In 2013 I'm terrified of humanity and the world. I don't like to go out. Everything terrifies me and when I do go out and basically can't stand it and drive home. I live in a psychological horror who never moved out still lives with my parents and a loser but one with a reason. I was younger and had my fears but was less tense. Now I sit with death over my head even dreading that. This movie put me in that all humanity is evil state and that's why I am writing this. I feel violated that humanity sucks with the idealism joke of helping people. I don't trust anybody why the FUK should I trust them even though I go anyway and pay 130 bucks. Earth is a weird place and I say 3 out of 10 would agree with what I am writing because they just know. Life is floating in infinite space and I feel I'm doing that in a 15 mile radius on earth. And what's funny all I do is use this computer everyday freaking me out more because this is a infinite place to. And technology is another horror.... we are doomed I believe or I am THE END