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My favourite films:
{in alphebetical order}
*=I own it
American Psycho (2000) *
Apocalypse Now (1979) *
Army of Darkness (1993) *
Batman (1989) *
Beautiful Mind, A (2001) *
Ben-Hur (1959)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
Bowling for Columbine (2002) *
Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (1966) *
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) *
Capricorn One (1978) *
Chinatown (1974)
Clerks. (1994) *
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Cool Hand Luke (1967) *
Copycat (1995) *
Deliberate Stranger, The (1986) (TV) *
Dirty Harry (1971) *
Donnie Darko (2001)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) *
Evil Dead II (1987) *
Evil Dead, The (1981) *
Exorcist, The (1973) *
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Fargo (1996) *
Fight Club (1999) *
First Blood (1982)
Frailty (2001) *
Full Metal Jacket (1987) *
Gettysburg (1993)
Gladiator (2000)
Godfather, The (1972) *
Goodfellas (1990) *
Groundhog Day (1993) *
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)
High Plains Drifter (1973)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Inspector General, The (1949)
Interview with the Assassin (2002) *
Jaws (1975)
JFK (1991) *
K�kaku kid�tai (1995)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) *
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) *
L�on (1994) *
L.A. Confidential (1997) *
Lawrence of Arabia (1962) *
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998
Mad Max (1979) *
Man Bites Dog {1992}
Manchurian Candidate, The (1962) *
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) *
Mulholland Dr. (2001) *
Muppet Movie, The (1979)
Natural Born Killers (1994) *
Night to Remember, A (1958) *
Nixon (1995) *
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
One Hour Photo (2002) *
Payback (1999) *
Phone Booth (2002) *
Planet of the Apes (1968) *
Platoon (1986)
Producers, The (1968) *
Psycho (1960) *
Pulp Fiction (1994) *
Quick and the Dead, The (1995
Reservoir Dogs (1992) *
Rocky (1976)
Roger & Me (1989)
Rules of Attraction, The (2002)
Saving Private Ryan (1998) *
Scream (1996) *
Shining, The (1980) *
Silence of the Lambs, The (1991) *
Sling Blade (1996) *
Spartacus (1960) *
Star Wars (1977) *
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) *
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) *
Summer of Sam (1999)
Taxi Driver (1976) *
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) *
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984) *
Toy Story (1995) *
True Romance (1993) *
Twelve Monkeys (1995) *
Unforgiven (1992) *
Untouchables, The (1987) *
View to a Kill, A (1985)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) *
Wild Bunch, The (1969) *
Young Frankenstein (1974) *
Zero Day (2003)
My favourite Video Games
1.GTA:San andreas{not even out yet but better graphics better story and you get to play in 3 diffrent cities all the size of Vice city {the citys you get to play in are Las Vegas San Franscico and Los angles} how can this not be number one?}
2.GTA:Vice City{a masterpeice of mayhem}
3.Grand Theft Auto 3{not as good as Vice but a classic in its own sense}
4.Call Of Duty{Best World war two shooter ver}
5.Max Payne{great great game that introduced bullet time}
6.Victoria an empire under the sun {a great game}
7.Hitman 2:Silent Assassin {the best stealth game ever}
9.Conkers bad fur day{the best n64 game of all time}
10.Medal of Honour fronline{one of the best shooters ever"
My Favourite Tv Shows
1.Daria{well look at my name its obvouis}
2.Family Guy{in my opinion better then the simpsons}
3.Titus{hilarouis dark sitcom cancelled by those dickheads at fox}
4.The Simpsons{was a good show but ever since season 8 its gone way done hill}
5.Duckman{very funny series}
6.Dilbert{the best comic strip to tv show adaptation ever}
7.Mission Hill {dont give me that look it was hilarouis}
8.Becker{before season 3 when they introduced that damn cheery girl}
9.The Awful truth{A mini Micheal Moore documentary a week? A fantasy come true}
10.Undergrads{a great college spoof that was killed before its time}
My Heros
1.Daria Morgendoffer{My heroine i idolize her}
2.Jefferson Davis{first and only president of the confederacy}
3.Robert E lee{the confederacys greatest general}
4.napoleon Bonaparte{Possibly the best French leader ever}
5.Groucho Marx{funny and Cynical}
6.Nicholas Tesla{great inventor and great humanitarian}
My favourite Albums
1.Resevoir Dogs Sound Track
2.Pulp Fiction Soundtrack
3.Kill Bill Volume 1 soundtrack
4.Phantom of Paradise
5.Son of Schmielisin
The Hottest {best looking} people:
1.Alicia Silverstone{in her 17-19 year old years}
2.Angelie Jolie
3.Pamela Anderson
4.Fifi le Fume{fictional biengs are hot to}
Dogs name:Magie German wire Hair pointer 14 years old.
Favourite food:Steaks
Favourite drink:Milk
mY FAVOURITE nOVEL: AMERICAN PSYCHO BY BREATON EASTON ELLIS
My favourite songs:
1.Paint it black by the rolling stones{a song about a man trying to resist his murderous impulses i sympathize with him}
2.Your standing on my neck by splendora{the theme song to my favourite show of all time}
3.Stuck in the middle with you by steelers wheel{i fell in love with this song from the movie resevoir dogs}
4.Behind Blue eyes by the who
5.I dont like mondays by the boomtown rats{the song about my favourite killer brenda spencer}
6.Miserlou by danny and the daletones
7.Numb by Pink
8.Slim anus by ICP{the only rap song i ever liked and i like because its making fun of eninem and homosexuals}
9.I ran so far away by flock of seagulls
10.Little greenbag by the george baker selction
my favourite websites:
1.www.bushflash.com{the best anti bush site there is}[i really really hate bush]
2.Imdb
3.Micheal Moores site
4.the wacky world of murder
5.http://www.justinproductions.com/
6.Paradox Plaza
7.I cynic
8.The charles manson fun page
9.Urban dictionary
10.Crime Libary
my hobbies;
1.The internet
2.Video games
3.Watching tv
4.Watching movies
5.SI ing
6.Chess
7.Reading books{especially serial killer books}
8.Going on rants
9.Shooting guns
10.Making home movies.
My politically leaning:Liberal
My sexual orientation: Hetrosexual
Race:Caucasian
Hair colour:Black
Eye colour:Green
Hieght:6 3
wieght:150
physical type:skinny
my point of view:kinda sad kinda happy
my favourite politician:Micheal Moore
least favourite politician: George Bush{i want to kill that fascist asshole}
My favourite decade:the 1990s
Imdb people i hate:
Barnyardguy 13{ i hate anyone whos pro bush}
Dubyarocks{i hate bush so i must hate him}
Pyromaniactendiicies{she called me a queer but her jab was so pathetic that she doesent deserve to be on the ignore list}
Slint70{he who is pro bush is my enemy}
People I have on the ignore list for bad mouthing my Hero {though i worship/idolize Daria more } Micheal Moore:
Syvo
bbagnall
Imdb people i like {friend like i mean not romantically}:It_EnDs_dahling {backed me up in a fight}
loz-1 {very fun to talk to}
cecelia_lisbon {she may disagree with 99% of my opinions but shes one of the nicest person i ever talked to}
SamoanAttorney {she doesent hate gays but we both hate bush. And she is very kind}
Missannethorpe an enemy of bush is a friend of mine
Favourite actor:Bruce campbell tied with Micheal Madsen
favourite actress:Abgelie jolie tied with Uma Thurman
Most attractive non celeberties {or has bins} i think are hot!
1.The Bush Twins
2.Olsen Twins
3.John Kerrys Daughter
i hate smilies!
my favourite video game: GTA:VICE CITY
my idol: Daria Morgendorffer
number of forums i belong to: 10
My favourite serial killer: The Zodiac
My favourite Mass Murder:Brenda Spence
If i could meet one criminal before they did there crimes: Brenda spencer.
My favourite quotes:
"Revolutionary:An oppressed person waiting for the chance to became an opressor" the devils dictionary
"It is well that war is so terrible lest we grow too fond of it" Robert E Lee
"Cynic:An idealist whos had his rose clored glasses removed broken in two and smashed into bits there fore improving his vision immediatley" from the Cynics dictionary
"Hell is other people"
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My Favourite serial Killers {by favourite i mean most interesting i do not want to become one.
1.The Zodiac Killer{7-34 victims 45 letters to the papers in code and still not caught? An evil genuis}
2.DAvid Berkowitz aka "the son of sam"{ Postal worker at day Serial killer by Night Gunned down 15 people [7 killed 8 wounded] during the summer of 1977 currently resideing in prison}
3.Edward Gien{ Only 3 victims fell to this 50 year old necrophile taking commands from his dead mother he died in a Mental hospital at the age of 82 in 1984 he was the Insparation for Norman Bates and Leatherface}
4.Ted Bundy{32-300 victims[all female]. Ted was clean shaven, well spoken, handsome,College Student, and A rising Star in the Republican party. Ted was the epitome of success exept for one flaw: he lacked a soul. Two prison escapes, him bieng against the profile of normal killers,and his hsere body count make him a legend.
5.Kristen Gilbert {this fem fatale poisined over 50 men to death at the veterans ward she worked in the 90s. And her punishement? 50 years in Prison.
6.Peter Kurten{17 victims. Born 26th May 1883 this Monster in human shape murdered 17 people in the 20s. His modus oprandi was the breaking of his victims neck then sampling a bit of there blood. His lat words on the way to the guillitine were"Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be the pleasure to end all pleasures"
7.Belle Guiness{ this 300 puond housewife would display lonley heart adds for men with cash. Once at her house she would slip them some clorefurm and then dismember them with an axe. * men fell to her and she faked her death and was never caught}
9.Paul John Knowles{ this American psycho shot,stabbed,strangle,bludgeon,drowned 24 people in 1974.While bieng esecorted to prison the day after his capture[after he tried to break through a police blockade followed by a choactic foot chase for 1600 meters] he lunged forward to a cops revolver and was shot dead by him}
10. H.H. Holmes{A body count of 200 and he owned his own mansion}
My Favourite Mass Murders{ again i find them interesting i do not want to become one}
1.Brenda Spencer{She Shot at her school from her house killing two people and wounding 10. When asked why she responded"I dont like mondays. This livens up the up the day. It was a lot of fun seeing those people die" she suffered serve depression and dislexy before her shooting spree and was often spotted torturing stray dogs. She recieved 25 life term prison sentces with chance of parole. A song is based on her by the Boomtown rats called "i dont like mondays".
2.Charles Whitman{every feel like just saying to hell with it? Well this college professer did. First he stabbed his mother to death and strangled his mother leaving a reason i the note that he did not want them forced to live with the guilt over what he was about to do.He bought a used 30 MA1 carbine a revolverand a shotgun. He then drove to the University of texas and climbed the tower of the university[37 flights] and killed 3 people in the reception lobby and barred the doors to the observation level. After taking cover under a balcony parapet he opened fire on the college goers below. After a half an hour of shooting and 11 people dead the cops finally broke throgh his barcade and they promptly shot and killed him}
3.Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold{i dont even need to say what these two did}
4.Eric Borel {On september 24th 1994 Eric Borel woke up with murder on the brain.So he picked up a baseball bat and beat his Mother,Stepfather, and little brother to death with it. Thn he picked up his .22 caliber hunting rifle and headed to the town of Cuers. There he shot at random passerbyers until he reached the town center he climbed atop a statue and continued shooting for about 5 minutes. Satisfied with his rampage{13 dead} he then put the barrel of the gun in his head and pulled the trigger.
4.James huberty{James was fed up with his life. He was broke had no friends his wife hated him so he slept with his wife put on a black commando shirt grabbed his semi automatic and his .44 calibre magnum and walked out the door when his wife asked where he was going he responded"Hunting humans" He then walked up to a suberb macdonalds and opened fire. Killing 21 and wounding many more James just kept on shooting until a swat sniper put a shell into his black heart.
5.Martin Bryant{This tasmania weirdo walked into port author and just started shooting {AR 15 automitic rifle} wounding 25 and killing 35 then like most mass murders he put one in his head.
6.Marc Lepine{Marc was a really loony obsessed with war and violence. In fact the nieghbours would constantly complain about the constant war films playing in his house.He did his best to attract women but they hated women so his rage against them growed. Fortuanetly for Marc he found a women who liked him and he got her pregant. To marc this was a god send according to his way of thinking a women couldnt leave him if they had a child together. But she didnt want a kid she had an abortion this was just too much for Marc to handle. He vowed from that day forward all women would die.
On december 6 1989 he walked into a egineering class in the university of montreal he then ordered for the women to go on the left and the men on the right then he opened up on the women. Reloading he left the classroo0m and shot at random female passerbyers. He then stopped in room 311 killed 3 women and finished one off with a hunting knife. He then blew off his head
7.kip Kinkel{this 14 year old started off My 12 with knifing his mother to death and doing the same to is father. He then planted bombs in the house and headed to school.There he pulled the fire alarm causing everyone to ruch outside. He then starrted shooting at the crowd with a shotgun killing 2 and wounding 15 he currently resides in prison.
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9.BOM-KON WOO{this south korean police officer got drunk and grabbed his pistol and a bag of gernades and hit the streets on April 26 1982. He proceeded to shoot/blow up 53 people{those were the ones killed hunderds were wounded} over a peroid of 8 hours {it was nightime} he then held onto a grenade too long.
10.Ronald Gene Simmons {This father killed his 6 member family and then drove into town killing nmerous aquantices. He was killed by lethal injection in 1990.
Reviews
American Psycho (2000)
Not very faithful to the book.....but good nonetheless
American psycho {im talking about the novel}was released in 1991 under great controversy the pitch black comedy/social satire/yuppie slasher was condemned by feminists and was equally panned and praised by the critics.
In 2000 Marry Harron {i shot Andy Warhol} directed American psycho with Christian Bale as Patrick bateman.
And who is Patrick Bateman? Well hes 26 he lives in manhattan hes rich is handsome and has a very healthy physique hes materliastic and hes also a psychotic serial killer. But is the violence real or all in his head {i believe its real but form your own opinion}
Not as gory as the book it does have some good murders {paul allen comes to mind} interlaced with the killings is a hilarious satire of the late 80s, yuppies, materialism with also batemans day to day activities and batemans critique of his favourite bands {huey lewis and the news,genisis, and whitney houston}
It has some genuinely funny moments {in a very black comedy sort of way} but in the end of the film you come out with a sense of confusion. The movie also has a killer soundtarack {it has the songs "hip to be square" "simply irrestible""psycho killer""you spin me right round" and about 7 others}
Though it does differ from the book in many key areas {there missing about 60% of the killings many good scenes and chapters are romoved {such as "a glimpse of thursday afternoon""dinner with envy""workout in gym""killing child at zoo""valentines day"} It does however capture the tone and feel the book and Bale gives a dead on performance as Bateman.
So in conclusion
The ups
-good soundtrack -good performance by bale as batmean -good story -good atmosphere -good style and dialogue
the downs
-not very faithful to the book -other actors wasted
The bottom line
-Though it does have its flaws its a masterpiece nonetheless and a pretty good adaptation of my favourite novel
rating 9/10
Max Payne (2001)
Genius
The year is 2001 the world trade centers are attacked and diney releases some crappy movies but what caught the eye of every video gamer was a small company called Remedy interactive that had just released Max Payne. Go ahead 2 years and my oddesy begins. After getting my Xbox and 2 two games to go with {among other things} for Christmas one of these games was Max Payne. When i first looked at the cover i thought hmmm... looks like your basic shoot em up tps. I was dead wrong. From the first moment of comic noir to every last bloody body MAx Payne is a modern masterpiece. With its sharp graphics Noir storyline and Graphic novel comic to advance the story, and it is the very first game to implement bullet time. And before you say "heh they stole that from the matrix" The Matrix was released in 1999 Max payne was in development since 1996.{for a side note John Woo is the man who invented bullet time} Now for the story: Max Payne the average Nypd cop is having the time of his life hes young Married has a beautiful baby girl and has a well paying and fairly easy job. But dreams have a nasty habit of turning into nightmares when you're not looking. Max comes home one night to find his family murdered by Valkyre addicts the new street drug. Thrown into deep depression he vows to never let this happen again. He joins the DEA as an undercover agent joining the Punchenello mob. Then just as Max gets closer to shutting down the V trade he is framed for the murder of his fellow agent Alex. And to make things worse the mob now knows hes an undercover cop. So fighting both the Cops the Mafia and an evil corparation to boot he has his worked cut out for him..... There is also many great one liners in hear examples: "Vinnie Gotti the man I've bin killing to see" "I put a few more bullets in his head to make sure he stayed that way" The body count in the game though is ridiculously high not that it makes it worse {it makes it better} but i estimate that you kill over 500 people in this. So in closing if you like Third Person Shooters,Noir Films,Violence,Bullet time and one hell of a story check out Max Payne you wont regret it. {ps: cant get enough Payne? There a sequel out now called Max Payne 2: The fall of Max Payne check it out}