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1.Film Noir Actors and Actresses
2.Which sport makes for the best movies?
3.Favorite Back to the Future Character
4.'90's TV Comedy You Most Want To See Continued
5.First 35 Names on IMDB by URL Number
6.Oldest Film You've Seen
7.Breathtaking British Beauties
8.Top 10 Looney Tunes as rated by IMDb users
9.Favorite Ingrid Bergman Performance
10.Favorite Snoopy Moment
11.Favorite Number One Rated TV Series
12.A Charlie Brown Christmas or How The Grinch Stole Christmas?
13.Greatest Christmas Films of All-Time
14.Favorite TV Christmas Specials
15.Multiple Acting Oscar Nominations without Win
16.Favorite Bible Based Film
17.Do you rate a film based on your taste or to effect its rating?
18.Hollywood Biopic You Would Most Want to See
19.The Twenty Five Greatest Films in History
20.Westerns by the Duke
21.Favorite Auto Racing Movie
22.Do you watch an entire film before rating it?
23.Favorite Baseball Movie
24.Favorite Sean Connery Character
25.Favorite Game Show
26.Favorite "The Disney Afternoon" TV Series
27.IMDb Poll Board's Under the Radar TV Favorites
28.Favorite Frank Capra Film
29.Do You Ever Re-Rate a Film?
30.IMDb Poll Board's Favorite Christmas Movies
31.Documentary TV Series
32.Disney Animated Shorts (2010-Present)
33.TV Series You Would Like to See Get a Movie
34.The Chase Is On
35.My Contributions Are Mostly...
36.A Charlie Brown Christmas Soundtrack
37.Favorite Cable Christmas Movie
38.The [Insert Name] Show
39.Favorite Streaming or Digital Video Service
40.IMDb Poll Board's TV Series That Ended Too Early
41.Golden Age of Nickelodeon
42.Funniest "NewsRadio" Character
43.Joey Tribbiani's IMDb Page
44.Niagara
45.Tucson: Where Westerns Are Made
46.IMDb Poll Board's Favorite Holiday Tune
47.Actors With Multiple Christmas Movies
48.New Year, New You
49.Favorite Howard Hawks Film
50.Face-Off: Peppermint or Death Wish
51.Mile High Television
52.Favorite Michael Curtiz Film
53.Face-Off: Republican Governors of California
54.Favorite John McTiernan Movie
55.Martin Brest's Best
56.Favorite Cecil B. DeMille Film
57.IMDb Poll Board's Favorite Soundtrack
58.Tonight
59.Face-Off: The Children of John McClane
60.Favorite Travel Series
61.The Yorktown
62.Face-Off: Galaxyquest vs. The Orville
63.Mary Elizabeth Winstead in Action
64.Wyoming Westerns
65.Miami of Old
66.The Eight Eras of Television
67.Face-Off: Niles vs. Geoffrey
68.Face-Off: "Step by Step" or The Brady Bunch"
Favorite Quotes:
1.Captain Ramius: "Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please." The Hunt for Red October (1990)
2.Casey Ryback: "Nobody beats me in the kitchen." Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
3.Linus: "Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest." A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)
4.Dave: "I take the complaint box very seriously and I seem to be the only one who does."
Bill: "A complaint about the complaint box, delicious." NewsRadio (1995) episode Complaint Box (1997)
5.Various: "Reprise the theme song and roll the credits!" Roundhouse (1992)
6.Mr. James: "I am a cipher, a cipher wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce..."NewsRadio (1995) episode President (1996)
7.Homey D. Clown: "Homey don't play that!" In Living Color (1990)
8.Rick: "Here's looking at you kid."Casablanca (1942)
9.Rick: "Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that." Casablanca (1942)
10.Dark Helmet: "Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!" Spaceballs (1987)
11.Abed: "Cool. Cool cool cool." Community (2009)
12.Dave: "Don't shave the dog; but if you must, use mommy's razor." Dave's World (1993) episode Bear with Me (1995)
13.Joey: "How you doin'?" Friends (1994)
14.Gadget: "Wait a minute. Smokes signals, and they're from Monty."
Chip: "How can you tell, Gadget?"
Gadget: "They have an Australian accent." Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers (1988) episode Zipper Come Home (1990)
15.Mad Dog: "We're here to win, ain't we? If you're gonna be a bear, BE A GRIZZLY!" The Cannonball Run (1981)
16.Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?"
Captain Renault: " I'm shocked...shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"
Croupier: "Your winnings, sir."
Captain Renault: "Oh, thank you very much." Casablanca (1942)
17.George Washington McLintock: "I've got a touch of hangover, bureaucrat. Don't push me." McLintock! (1963)
18.Admiral Brovo: "You need a sense of humor, Teddy. Otherwise, people are gonna think you're a lawyer." JAG (1995) episode A New Life: Part 2 (1995)
19.Harry Bailey: "A toast to my big brother George: The richest man in town." It's a Wonderful Life (1946).
20.Clarence: "You see, George, you've really had a wonderful life. Don't you see what a mistake it would be to throw it away?" It's a Wonderful Life (1946).
21.Frasier Crane:"Yes, I agree with dad. Normally I’m a proponent of telling the truth, but as a man whose dealt with a pregnant spouse, I say lie, lie until your pants are on fire."Frasier (1993) episode Maris Returns (2003).
22.Winnie the Pooh:"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."Christopher Robin (2018)
23.Hank Hill:"Dang it, Bobby!"King of the Hill (1997)
24.Robin Good: "Never trust a plastic hippo." VeggieTales: Robin Good and His Not So Merry Men (2012)
25.Matt Hunter: "If you come back in, I'll hit you with so many rights you'll be begging for a left." Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
26.Kevin McCallister: "This it it, no turning back, another Christmas in the trenches." Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
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Favorite "Resident Alien" Character
Discuss your choice here!
Face-Off: The Favreauverse: "The Mandalorian" or "The Book of Boba Fett"
Which of the two is your favorite?
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Face-Off: Niles vs. Geoffrey
Which comedic butler from these legendary 90's sitcoms would you rather have in your domicile?
Fun fact: While both characters on their series are British neither actor was born in in the UK. Davis is from Arkansas and Marcell is from St. Lucia.
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Wyoming Westerns
Which of these films set (at least partially) in Wyoming featuring the old west is your favorite?
Give your routin tootin answer here!
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The Eight Eras of Television
Authors Tim Brooks and Earle Marsh went as far as dividing the 75 years of Prime Time Television into The Eight Eras of Television Programming.
Which of the Eight Eras listed below is your favorite?
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The Yorktown
After being stricken by the Navy, she found a new home at the Patriots Point Museum near Charleston, South Carolina. During the time she has been used as a a filming location. Which of the following films or series filmed aboard the retired U.S.S. Yorktown is your favorite?
Sources include a quick search on IMDb as a filming location and the following links: Here and Here
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Face-Off: "Step by Step" or "The Brady Bunch"
Which series featuring the oddly specific premise above is your favorite?
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Mary Elizabeth Winstead in Action
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Miami of Old
Which of these films set entirely or partially in Miami before the glam and glitz the city is known for now is your favorite?
Note: all films were filmed before 2000.
Discuss your sunny pick here!
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Face-Off: 'Galaxy Quest' vs. "The Orville"
Which of these two (Galaxy Quest (1999) or The Orville (2017)) most well known titles is your favorite?
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Reviews
JAG: A New Life: Part 1 (1995)
Alas...what could have been (An unpopular opinion)
Everytime I watch the pilot episode for JAG I can't help but wonder about the squandered potential of the series. While I'm still a fan of JAG I would have liked this series more if they had followed the plan outlined in the pilot episode. A fun, adventure of the week series with military action and sparingly used legal drama instead of overdrawn legal battles in the courtroom which permeated the eventual series. The pilot episode was fun, exciting, and action packed. It was airy and lighthearted while still managing to highlight (rather well I may add) the tension and high stakes of every situation in the episode. It well written, funny and the cast was well balanced and preformed spectacularly which brings be to the biggest what if...the cast. I know this will probably be an unpopular opinion but the dynamic of the pilot cast was better suited than when we got in the actual series. I don't know what was the excuse the network or producers put forth to not make Andrea Parker, Kevin Dunn, and W. K. Stratton part of the regular cast but in my opinion they would had better contrast to David James Elliott how was by far the right casting choice for Harm and played the part excellently in both the pilot and series (right up to the end when he just looked rather uninterested). Not to say that the eventual castings of Catherine Bell, Patrick Labyorteaux, and John M. Jackson gave bad performances, because they didn't but there was hardly any chemistry and no balance whatsoever (i.e. Look at both the Admiral and Mac trying to constantly outdo each other as the gruffest person in the room). Dunn and Stratton's Bovo and Lindsey had great contrast with each other and provided balance to Harm (Bovo's good humor and nature in contrast to the straight laced Lindsey balanced out the charming, debonair Harm). My last point is probably the least popular but Andrea Parker and her character Kate were a better love interest for Harm than Catherine Bell and Mac. At the end of the pilot episode it is heavily implied (and later confirmed) that Harm and Kate had a relationship which would have hopefully ended the tedious 'will they/won't they' trope the series struggled through from season two onward (Not to mention the horrible Mac looks like Diane plot points - did Harm love Mac for Mac or because he reminded her of Diane?) There could have been tension as a result of a fallout from their relationship but there would be closure in the sense that they would have confessed their feelings for one another and had a relationship instead of the quagmire that has never been resolved. Case in point look at Harm and Mac's cameos in NCIS:LA which still showed them as having never married despite the series finale of JAG itself. A twenty-year 'love affair' with no closure whatsoever did a great disservice to the characters and to mention the fans of the series. Also, Parker / Kate's personality was way more lighthearted, charming, and funny while still being assertive and demanding when the situation required. A stark comparison to the mostly emotionless Mac who always seemed like a statue. And I know it's choice since Mac was a Marine but the woman never looked like she was a pleasant person to be around. After all, television like movies should be escapist in nature primarily and that's what was sold in the pilot episode however, unfortunately JAG may have been one of the biggest bait and switch series in history. Like I said, the series was good and I saw every episode but when looking at the pilot I just can't help to wonder what could have been and the wasted opportunities.
It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
A True Christmas Classic
I've seen It's A Wonderful Life more times than I could possible count and each time is still just as 'wonderful' as the first (including last Christmas Eve in the movie theater; do yourself a favor and which at least once in at the theater) . The film is an inspirational treasure trove to see how one man who doesn't believe he is worth anything comes to know that the people around him see him differently and genuinely cherish his friendship. One never knows just how much one impacts the life of those around us and this movie takes a classic premise in the vein of A Christmas Carol and adds new meaning.The story of 'everyman' George Bailey (James Stewart) presented in biographical format with the beautiful, heart felt religious tones presented in the story by Frank Capra, who incidentally was the king of pulling on heart strings, in his crowning achievement are inspiring. I myself, have over the years and countless times I've seen the film come to identify myself with George and his everyday struggles. The film delivers classic moments from beginning to end as he ages and the ups and downs we all face in our daily lives. I can always count on the title to inject a bit of fresh air when life gets a little stale in that no matter how bad one thinks life gets it is always better than what we believe and that with family and friends life is quite enjoyable. The romance between George and Mary (Donna Reed) paint the portrait of loving and caring marriage that epitomizes romance and tenderness. Their marriage has to count amongst one of the best cinematic marriages in history which goes a long way in detailing what a real (true and loving) marriage is in real life. A true masterpiece that ends with one of the best third acts in film history with a heart-felt, touching climax ("To my big brother George, the richest man in town") that brings tears to most viewers; it certainly does for me - every time I watch it, I can't help but tear up. It's A Wonderful Life is a Wonderful film and a Christmas tradition every year in my home.
NewsRadio (1995)
Simply Put...The Single Greatest Show Ever Made!
The title to my review might seem like hyperbole but it's simply fact to anyone that has ever seen NewsRadio. I have been a fan of this series since it first aired and the only thing I can say to someone that has never seen this show is to give it a chance and you will not be disappointed. It's the prime example of both comedy and a sitcom (and yes, those are two separate categories) with an extremely talented cast and some of the best writing ever to grace the airwaves. Writing, that while absurdist at times (which only made you laugh harder) was comedic gold. The series' writing was also smart and clever; a prime example is how it could be funny in an in your face kind of way and yet at the same time make you laugh with subtly timed jokes. Some of the series jokes took a while to set up but you could be sure the payoff was going to be worth it (Just look at the "Complaint Box" episode; To quote Bill McNeil, "A complaint about the complaint box, delicious.") The series was indeed delicious and the cast made the writing sparkle. Dave Foley's Dave was the prototypical straight man with plenty of laugh out loud moments (like when he overhears his staff vent their frustrations with him from under his desk only to take the heat for being an eavesdropper) and his (secret) relationship with Lisa (Maura Tierney) which provides many of the series memorable moments early on (when they go buy Lisa's first TV, and the dating with a dorky hat from "Smoking", etc). The station's owner Jimmy James (portrayed by Stephen Root) was the best boss on television during the '90s and the most eccentric billionaire in history which only served to make you laugh harder (Look no further than "Super Karate Monkey Death Car" when he reads his autobiography which has been translated back into English from Japanese). The rest of the cast shines on their own merits, Joe (Joe Rogan) the prototypical man's man and a prime example of a dude, Beth, the secretary (played Vicki Lewis) and Matthew Brock (Andy Dick) provided some of the series most absurd moments while not appearing abrasive or tiresome as other zany characters typical do on other sitcoms. It was a shame that Khandi Alexander's Katherine Duke was underused because she was most certainly the series' most underrated character, a beautiful black woman that doled it out with expert levels of sass while simultaneously taking none of it from all those around her. Last, but certainly not least was the late great Phil Hartman's portrayal of bombastic Bill McNeil. The character had so many memorable lines and stories that they would be too many to name here. Some of the best moments included him trying to quit smoking and his subsequent OD on nicotine patches, buying Joe's homemade taser to ward of a stalker, and his constant obsession with well...Bill McNeal. By far though his best moments were inside the radio booth (Seriously take a look at the "Smoking" episode) as well as the "Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor" ads from "Office Feud" and the prerecorded tapes for his show "The Real Deal with Bill McNeal" from the episode "Real Deal" which he continued to magically produce much to the chagrin of Lisa. Classic in every sense of the word. Unfortunately, Hartman's death (which introduced Jon Lovitz's Max) coupled with the spite and lack of support from NBC doomed the series before a proper finale but luckily we will always have the series available for prosperity and many, many memorable laughs.
The Cars That Made America (2017)
Another History Channel Inaccuracy
This past week History Channel held "Car Week". A week dedicated to history specials and shows about cars. At first I was excited to see an actual history program on the "History Channel" (instead of Pawn Stars, American Pickers, etc-which all deal loosely with history and since you know...the name should actually reflect what is on the network), however I was soon disappointed. (Side note: It's a shame that with all the real history related programming History Channel has in their library they failed to air any of it during an entire week. I could think of at least four or five car related episodes of "Modern marvels" alone. But I digress.) This mini-series, just as pointed out by reviewers, is riddled with inaccuracies and full of nothing but half truths that were written and arranged in a way to satisfy their (mostly liberal) narrative. Case in point, like mostly everyone else, the series goes out of it's way to show how Henry Ford 'invented' the assembly line. Utterly false since it was invented and patented by Ransom Olds (of Oldsmobile fame) in 1901 before Ford had even been removed from his second car company. Speaking of Ransom Olds; why was he only essentially mentioned in passing at a time when he had the largest American car company (if not the world)? Ford did adopt the assembly line and was able to improve it for greater efficiency and success but it is clearly misleading. Speaking of topics only mentioned in passing, how can a series called "The Cars That Made America" not feature more than a blurb about the ultimate American car: The Corvette? For that matter, it is beyond me how a series that features the (partial) biographies of some of the world's greatest car engineers and designers not mention the Corvette's creator (and ultimate concept car designer) Harley Earl even once. It looks like this series was commissioned by people with a serious agenda against some of the greatest American Classics ever (I didn't hear the word Thunderbird once either). Instead we got a devoted story line to the DeLorean, which wasn't even an American car. I know it was necessary to end the DeLorean story line, but that couldn't have been in passing and devote some time to the issues I listed above. All in all, if you are interested in early American car history you'd be better served by reading up on it or finding other programming that might be less flashy but more accurate. The series turned into nothing more than a failed attempt at history (or at least their revisionist version of history) and a prime example of how much the History Channel has changed (for the worse) in the past few years.
Gaslight (1944)
Ingrid Bergman's Finest Work
I came across "Gaslight" while cruising through TCM's Video on Demand selection the other night. It was a title I had always wanted to see because it checked off two of my movie vices: Film-Noir and Ingrid Bergman (who I consider one of the greatest actress of all- time, if not the best). I sat down and prepared for what I was really hoping was going to be a good cinematic experience. The start of movie takes place a few years before the main story and leads to the introduction of the movie's main plot device (the jewels). I must confess I found the beginning of the movie (to about the Tower of London scene) to be rather boring and somewhat tedious. I persevered through, mainly because after reading other reviews and synopsis it felt like the ending was really going to pay off. Did it ever! Once I powered through the first half of the film or so, the story really picked up and as the story progressed Ingrid shown through more and more. Her performance was by far the most redeeming aspect of the film and through out the movie the story really keeps you guessing as to weather she was really disturbed or her husband (Charles Boyer) was driving her mad. The story in the second half really picks up (aided rather heavily by the detective which is strongly reminiscent of the John Williams detective character from "Dial M for Murder" in that he is a real know it all, when he shouldn't) and delivers with a tense, climactic ending which really nailed home Ingrid's win for Best Actress in the following Academy Awards. I must admit that after watching "Double Indemnity" multiple times I had always had trouble reconciling how Barbara Stanwyck didn't win the Oscar that year, but after seeing this film there is no doubt that Ingrid Bergman truly deserved it. A very, very strong film that highlights Ingrid Bergman's finest work and is a true (but underrated) classic.
Roundhouse (1992)
Reprise the Themesong and Roll the Credits...at the Roundhouse
Nickelodeon's first foray into the variety series genre was "Roundhouse". Each episode of the series tackled a subject familiar to most kids and teens with originality and imagination. The multi- talented cast was stellar, ranging from their signing abilities (Shawn Daywalt and Crystal Lewis)to their hip-hop, dancing in the streets style of dance (Seymour Willis Green, Alfred Carr, Dominic Lucero, Micki Duran, Julene Renee, and lead choreographer Ivan Dudynsky), and the comedic talents (Jon Crane, Mark David, and David Sidoni) of the cast were superb. All the topics (some which would be considered taboo in the modern PC culture) were done in good taste topped with enough immaturity to make it appealing to younger kids. The series signature wit, timing, and elaborate use of the scarce sets and props (most of which was cardboard boxes made to look TVs, etc) showed why one point Nickelodeon was a cable leader. Sure the series looks dated complete with the grunge elements of the early 90's but the series doesn't loose its charm when you remove your nostalgia goggles. Roundhouse was truly one of the greatest shows on TV in the 1990's.
The Peanuts Movie (2015)
An excellent movie for everyone
Released in time to celebrate the 65th anniversary of The Peanuts comic strip and the 50th anniversary of A Charlie Brown Christmas, The Peanuts Movie is the first attempt at a Peanuts animated feature since the passing of Charles Schultz. The movie relives in bright and colorful detail the best Peanuts gags. Although it lacks a certain charm that hand drawn animation possess the CGI animators did an excellent job highlighting the characters looks and (in Snoopy's case) texture to the point where Snoopy's fur looked dare I say, realistic. The Peanuts Movie contains many memorable moments from laugh out loud funny to profoundly sweet and touching moments reminiscent of many of Schultz's TV specials. The moral of the story is also well done, teaching children that being honest and having integrity are more important than being cool and fitting in, though I would have liked to have seen a true meaning of Christmas speech (like Linus' speech in A Charlie Brown Christmas) included. Overall a wonderful movie that anyone of any age can truly enjoy and that I highly recommend. It is definitely my choice for movie of the year.
Drive (2011)
One of the worst movies I'v ever seen
I honestly do not see why this movie has received so much hype. It was quite possibly one of the worst movie experiences I've ever had and I regret spending the money I did on renting it. The movie was long, tiresome, and dull. The cast was mediocre at best and the story was truly pointless. The only small exception were the few scenes in which there was actual driving involved (forgive me for thinking a movie titled "Drive" would actually have some driving in it). You see most of this movie is just Ryan Gosling and Carey Mulligan looking at one another without saying a word. I know women like Mr. Gosling, which leads me to believe they thought it would be a good idea if he just sat there looking 'cute.' The most entertaining thing you could do if your are going to watch this movie is to watch it with a stop watch. That way you can see how much time the characters spend not talking while they are on screen. Instead they just stare (rather longingly I might add) at one another in complete silence. The movie was cheesy, cheeky, and needlessly gory complete with a scene of excessive nudity that served no purpose. The soundtrack was straight out of the 1980's, or rather a 1980's soundtrack that couldn't afford the rights to popular music and thus had to create their own non-copyrighted music. Overall, this was a poor excuse of an 'action' movie that turned out to be an unwatchable love story. To sum it all up, it's a movie with no redeeming value whatsoever and easily one of the top 20 worst movies of all time.
Caught (1949)
Skip it....
As a fan of film noir I was excited to find another movie to watch. Little did I know what I was in store for. The lead character was a prime example of a gold digger. I know that looking at a movie through the lens of the present day will distort the original work however I find it hard to believe that a normal woman in the 1940's could be that obsessed with 'bagging a rich one'. The main character spends the entire film whining about wanting to be rich all the while hating herself for being a gold digger (You can't have your cake and eat it too). I know they wanted to make her seem naive but it completely backfired. She is just a horrible woman and has no redeeming value whatsoever as a character. The performances seem dry and forced; absolutely no chemistry between Leonore and the doctor. There is even less chemistry between her and Smith. I find it hard to believe she could have ever fooled herself into loving him (as she claims in the film). Smith is also the prime example of a terrible man and is quite possible a worse human than her. Marrying her just to spite his doctor and then ruling her life at every turn. He is however more believable at being a cad then she is as a gold digger. In a movie full of garbage the most insulting thing to contemplate is that a 'happy ending' (complete with an uplifting score) is the woman's child being still born. After pleading with her husband not to take her baby away from him she is relieved to have the baby die so she can be free to marry the doctor she loves, a doctor (pediatrician) which is just as happy to have the baby and husband out of the picture so he can finally have his one true love. Mindless dribble at its finest. All in all the film is an early example of tawdry soap opera complete with terrible acting and a crummy plot.