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Strays (1991 TV Movie)
3/10
I love cats but that movie as aweful
29 July 2019
The idea that lovely beautiful purry cats can be scary.

A part from Claudia Christian and Quinland both very attractive women this movie as nothing to offer, is not scary at all etc... i would pass for better animal killer movies.
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Foes (1977)
7/10
well its 1980 sci fi direct to tv what did you expect
27 July 2019
The acting is very normal there is nothing wooden about it, some people should look at today b movies for that.

The FX are basic 1980 effect reminded me of firefox with clint eastwood at some point, nothing out of this world but for the time quit normal.

All in all a good entertaining sci fi movie direct to tv from the end of the 70
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The Lion King (2019)
10/10
I am glad this movie is doing so well all the little whiners
26 July 2019
Please don't believe the bad reviews, that bash Disney and this movie, they took the Lion King 1994 and they just made it better. The story is the same but the CGI is astounding, and every character is in is place.

All i have to say is BRAVO and WOW
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1/10
I stop reading after Paris Hilton is HOT
6 July 2019
This women a part from being a turd in life as nothing hot... i never found her remotely attractive.... and can't believe she is an actress.....

This movie deserves the bad rating because its an awful plot to start with.

Paris Hilton and hot i think NOT
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5/10
They broke the mold on that one
5 July 2019
While Tom Holland is a good spider man, he is naive and the perfect simp beta male, reflect most men today, weak no spine etc.

Its quit funny that in this day and age they still push the love angle relationship thing while close to 98% of all people separate, and love is a total myth.

I had a very hard time with this love stuff in the movie, the main angle was also push too far. Far fetch i love Mysterio as a bad guy but even then.

I was more of a Andrew Garfield fan I feel he was the better spider man, still Holland is a million times better then Toby Mcguire who was even weaker then him.

This movie was a so so and i don't believe it deserve such a high rating.
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Anna (II) (2019)
4/10
watch nikita 1990 instead
26 June 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This was a poor attempt and remake of la femme nikita in 1990, the story is a bit different but also the same, and they wanted to of course add some feminine John Wick to it, which does not work.

Once more we are thrown the lesbian angle too so being hetero is seen as weird after all everyone today needs to have a different sexual orientation right.

The movie is not bad and the ending is pretty good but still wait for it on dvd for a rental.
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Child's Play (2019)
3/10
a total flop the 1988 Child's play can rest now
24 June 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This movie you would call a remake, is one of the weakest i have ever seen.

First they remove the element that made Chunky so great, a doll who is possessed by the spirit of a criminal well versed in the occult. That was fantastic and they been running the franchise on this one from the start.

So instead of going with this angle we get feeded a Japanese company to fabric the dolls, a bullying manager who bullies is employ around, one freaks out and removes all protection on this so call doll that now apparently can control all household appliances. WOW talk about a push over.

From then on the movie was pretty dead for me and i literately lost all interest. I need to point out that i love Aubrey Plaza she is hilarious in pretty much all her movies and very very easy on the eyes but in this one she just does not fit in.

There is a small amount of kills and gore, and this is well made, but for the rest this movie suffers from so many things.

Lets hope that this is the last of chunky we will see for many years cause this franchise as been ruined down to the ground.
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5/10
Chris Hemsworth side project are just awful
15 June 2019
Yes he is great as thor but other then that.... he misses the mark on pretty much everything part is marvel universe persona.

Its weird to have a men in black without the 2 main character, Smith and Jones not being present is a big mistake.

All in all if taken lightly this movie is not that bad entertaining great FX etc
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Swamp Thing (2019)
9/10
Surely gonna get picked up by another channel
15 June 2019
Its insane that Punisher had 2 seasons that where god awful with close to no action, Arrow got its dramatic crying love story like super girl and the flash,,,, and those shows never end but Swamp Thing is great special effect story, horror gore you got it all.. and its cancelled after the first episode which makes no sense James Wan is one if not the best horror director right now.
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Dark Phoenix (2019)
3/10
200 million below average movie
6 June 2019
Warning: Spoilers
I am very confused because from the marvel universe and all the X Men movies that have been made from 2000 til today some parts are very confusing.

This one bring very little to the table maybe Mystique wanted to die (Jennifer Laurence character) because she was tired of this franchise and saw it was going nowhere...

Problem is also the bad guys in recent movies where really bland no character Jessica Chastain might have been the worst bad guy ever...

Maybe this time milking the cow will have back fire on them because that are so many low rating compared to the fake reviews that give this movie a strong 8-10 and there seem to be no middle ground.....

This is a sure wait for it on DVD and if you really really have nothing better to do that day.
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9/10
deserves all th praise that its getting
4 June 2019
That was the best godzilla movie ever and i have been a fan since childhood, back in the 70.

Lots of action, the human factor takes a back seat all good there, the FX are insane... i love it... bring on Godzilla 3
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4/10
Nothing new to see here honest
28 May 2019
If you have already seen the conjuring, the last Annabelle movie, even the very bad The Nun then this movie brings nothing new to the gender that is being exploited same as the zombie gender right now.

A part from its setting which takes place in 1973, the movie some times drags along, nothing happens and when it does its the usual scar and jump that we are all used to, in the end very predictable.

Best wait for the dvd for a rent.
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Assimilate (2019)
3/10
Invasion of the body snatcher another rip off
24 May 2019
Cam Gigandet i used to really like this guy, never back down, Priest, but now is acting career is over, how can he sink so low doing b grade low budget movie is beyond me.

There is even the open mouth scream you see in Invasion of the body snatchers in 1978 in this movie, and the CG for this one looks horrible........
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7/10
An okey way to spend 2 hours
23 May 2019
This movie is not going to win any Oscars but its not as bad as lots of review say it is.

The FX are quit good, the story is nothing out of this world, the acting is good some jokes are funny.

We still had to witness the big strong man being gay, i am quit tired of this being pushed in our faces all the time in all we watch but i guess this is how low society as sunk today.
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Aladdin (2019)
2/10
they put in all the money to produce this
23 May 2019
Honestly stick with the animation, it was a zillion time better then the real life movie.

Will Smith as the genie did not cut it at all, everything fell out of place, after watching this movie i popped in the Aladdin 1992 blue ray and enjoyed it even more..... what a great anime what a terrible movie this ones is.
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Us (2019)
5/10
One weird movie
23 May 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Its not bad, but its a bit too much, story wise, they should have explained the cloning a lot better then this.

How the hell did so many clones get loose, how where they generated, for what purpose those questions are unanswered in the movie and i feel would have been very important.

So the movie did feel rushed.......
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Headhunter (1988)
2/10
Kay Lenz is one beautiful women but for the rest
13 May 2019
Nothing happens until the last 10 minutes of the movie, for the rest it just drags on and on and on......... skip this one the demon at the end was pretty cool but you see so little of it.
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Brightburn (2019)
8/10
If superman was evil
12 May 2019
Man that was a great turn of events, this movie was quit good and another take of a sub superman but this time instead of defending humanity he is pure evil....

I hope this movie gets is due credits because its pretty good, some great gore too at some point and great twist at the end.
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Assassin's Creed: Syndicate (2015 Video Game)
2/10
Worst of the series so far
4 May 2019
Well what can i say i am a fan of the AC games, but this one was boring.

I enjoyed being a real assassin in Unity then i shifted to this one, first i hated the 2 protagonist, i just could not get into the game playing a women assassin.

The grappling hook was also clunky, when running away i wanted to use it, and lots of time to no avail....

So far this game was the worst of the gang bough digital on PS4 played for 20h and decided i was too bored to continue just deleted it.
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1/10
Well at least they tried haahha
29 April 2019
Man just looking at the trailer was enough for me, this movie was made with no budget and a old batman suit i guess.

All those actors if you read the bio are all in the same bad movies its like they follow each other onto other bad bad projects.
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5/10
Very over rated ending
25 April 2019
Warning: Spoilers
The movie does have lots of people in it, but Thor is a real joke, and under used, and Hulk too, what where they thinking, also Captain America uses Thor hammer.....

The movies lacks what all other movies had action, lots of it, now its replace by useless long and boring chats, the action is missing in most part of the movie.... Also the fact that the movie is 3 plus hours long........

Very over rated movie.
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Battle Planet (2008)
3/10
very bad acting
19 April 2019
Looks more like a very bad sci fi movie with bad cg and worst acting, how can you be more wooden then that Asian general.

30 minutes in and i shut it down.
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Hellboy (2019)
9/10
Always been a Neil Marshal fan
19 April 2019
From Dog Soldiers to, Doomsday..... not sure why there are so many bad reviews for hellboy.

The movie rocks, its amazing and i loved it. The first trailer was scary i really though the movie would be that bad... i just could not get into it, but after the final trailer it looked better.

With a lower budget then the first 2 movies, they pulled it off, the fx are top notch.... anyways great movie.
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Pet Sematary (2019)
6/10
They did not go for the full remake
7 April 2019
Warning: Spoilers
The story was quit good for a remake, they changed a few things which was also very good.

Funny how some people survive that died in the first one, also the ending is not the same.....

I would recommend a rental on this one.
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Escape Room (I) (2019)
7/10
Pretty good movie
6 April 2019
Considering that most movie that come out these days are awful. This one delivers.

Its not cube i seen lots of people compare it to cube, or a bit of other movies....

It really is not, it stand on its own, its quit unique. Highly recommended.
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