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The View (1997– )
toilet television
5 December 2005
My mom is a big fan of this show. Every time its on she has to watch it. Every once in a while I catch a glimpse of it and it disgusts me every time I catch it. 4 women all sit around and talk about the stupid and most pointless things I've ever heard. They don't cover (well, at least not anymore) the smart or important issues. All they discuss about are stupid jokes and sexual innuendo that makes you want to shoot the T.V. Not to mention every time it is on, it seems like one of the women always has to mention something about the male part (you know). You don't have to go to prison to suffer. Hell, just watch this show. I ran out of things to say so I'm going to name names for this show. Not important; mindless; pointless; annoying; stupid;
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Maniac (1980)
makes you think
10 January 2004
This movie is extremely gory. I don't know if i rented the unrated version or not. But gore fans should check it out. The lead characters problem is women in general. He kills them for his satisfaction and cuts their scalp off. Pretty interesting stuff. Creative death scenes. It makes you think of what really goes on inside of a psycho paths mind.
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Hard Boiled (1992)
bullet city 2
6 December 2003
This movie is just like woo's previous films "the killer" and "a better tomorrow". Just as much action. The movie is violent as they can get. They don't stop until the end as usual. This one has the most impressive shootout I've ever seen in a movie (Chinese and America combined). This movie is like a bomb under your toilet. It will blow your s(%t away!
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The Killer (1989)
bullet city
6 December 2003
This is one hell of an action movie. They don't even let up a second in this. This is relentless of all action movies combined. China are so much better at making action movies. America has to cut and censor their stuff that it's dull and boring. But China doesn't give a s%^t. This movie isn't for the weak hearted.
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Good Day L.A. (1993– )
headachemania
5 December 2003
This show is absolutley obnoxious and annoying. I get a headache within the first 10 minutes into the show. If that's when I accidentally stumble on to it because there's nothing else to watch. The host is pretty cool though. The hostess's are utterly jackhammer annoying.
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John Q (2002)
fairly good
28 November 2003
This movie is very uneven, but powerful. I believe everything said in this movie is pure truth. I mean not the taking of the hostages in the hospital. I mean is, is about insurance and hospital policies. It's so harsh about the concept, and it makes people sad that they can't get health needs because they don't have insurance in the first place. HELLO!!!!!!! PEOPLE ARE SICK THEY NEED HELP, NOT INSURANCE COVERAGE WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT!!!. But the movie could've been overall better than what it is. It just seemed so uneven or inconsistent or something. But I don't think the makers didn't care about that. They wanted to cover the main issue and nothing else
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one of the best movies ever
28 November 2003
This movie is spectacular every which way you look at it. The acting will blow you away. Not to mention the plot is excellent and nobody is who they seem, that makes the mystery of the movie. Pure excitement and not to slow either for being a movie up for best picture.
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Dreamcatcher (2003)
errrrr. hard to say
15 November 2003
I was disappointed when I saw this. Too many storylines to follow and too little information to follow the storylines. The movie was scary and intense in some scenes, but they could've cut back on some of the story. Some scenes I just didn't downright get at all. When Morgan Freeman was trying to kill Tom Sizemore in the helicopter. What was that all about? I think they just did it for action.
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the stupid and the furious
15 November 2003
Why did they make a movie of this? Your'e probably saying to yourself: to entertain people. I can understand that, but the movie has no plot no interesting charcaters or anything, its all about racing. Understandable. At least they should've had more American muscle in it besides the Charger. If you want to make a racing movie, make a documentary instead.
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Motel Hell (1980)
Weird, weird, weird
8 August 2003
This is one of the weirdest horror movies I've ever commented on. I don't know if it's trying to be funny or trying to be scary. Overall, it's not worth the time to watch. Blood Salvage is hell of lot better movie than this.
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excellent for being a 2nd sequel
5 August 2003
T3 is an excellent movie to watch. It's just as good as the first 2. It has a powerful ending that surprised me. Plenty of action as usual. I think there might even be a fourth one the way arnold was talking in one scene (he said he killed john conner in one scene) unless i didn't understand at all. Highly recommended.
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The Outsiders (1983)
could have been more
5 August 2003
This movie is really good to watch. I personally thought it was overrated because there wasn't all that much to it. Yeah, it's about growing up and choosing sides, but there could have been more to this movie. Performances are excellent and everything else. However, there are a lot better movies out there. This movie is just a slice of the pie.
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The Last Slumber Party (1988 Video)
what the f#@k is this?
3 August 2003
I seen this at a local video store. I am a big fan of slasher movies so I was wondering what this was. I watched it and the movie says it all why you never heard of it. EXTREMELY AWFUL!!!!! and that's and underrated statement. The death scenes were horribal and so unoriginal. The characters sucked even more. They must have been on drugs when they made this low budget cheap heap of crap. If I was them, I wouldn't show my face for at least 20 years. Nuff said 2/10
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excellent emotional rescue
3 August 2003
This movie is excellent in every way you look at it. Even the ways you don't know about it is excellent. Every time I think about this movie it makes me want to watch it again. Morgan Freeman and Tim Robbins give one heck of a performance. A brilliant masterpiece to show how cruel the system was and how they can take away your freedom with flimsy evidence. (It was back in the 30's, it's probably the best justice system they had). And how cruel the prison system was back in the day. 2nd all time favorite move. (1st being Platoon).
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Carnosaur (1993)
run for your life if you see this movie.
3 August 2003
My all time 2nd worst movie that I've seen ( the 1st being freddy got fingered) I couldn't even get through this movie it was so bad. The death scenes with the dinos. The special effects made me blind for life. Then when you thought the movie from going from AWFUL TO EXTREMELY AWFUL, it goes a little bit further to HORRIBLY WRONG I'M DAMAGED FOR LIFE AWFUL, with a stupid sub-plot about a deadly virus. NO NO NO NO NO, I can't believe my eyes.
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Blood Salvage (1990)
pure entertainment
3 August 2003
This movie is one of the best horror's I've seen in awhile. It rips off the texas chainsaw massacre and motel hell all throughout the movie. But it takes the same material and puts it in to something way better. The acting is good and the bad guys actually have a motive for doing what their doing. It's very logical too. It makes you think. If you see this somewhere do rent it.
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excellent
3 August 2003
This is an underrated horror slasher movie. I think every video store should carry this one. Don't get fooled by the cover. The acting is good and the death scenes are written just right. Plenty of gore in this one. If you see this one do rent it. It's highly worth your time. 8/10
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Platoon (1986)
Mesmerizing
3 August 2003
What can I say. This movie is the best movie I have ever seen in my life. So gripping, so mesmerizing. This movie does what it does best. To show that war is fu@$^&g hell. It's about the platoon taking sides. Either go out and kill everything or keep your cool until the more serious situation comes. I bet this does happen in the military or the army. Every part of this movie comes together. Every performance is an oscar. I'm so glad this movie won best picture of '86.
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Night School (1981)
I went to night school and it was better
3 August 2003
This movie is not actually a slasher movie. It's more of a suspense but it's not worth the time to watch. The killer is sooooooooooooooooooo obvious. Don't waste your time. Little gore. Little everything else too.
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Hell Night (1981)
Definitely overlooked
3 August 2003
I rented this and I was surprised on how good it was. I figured it was going to be stupid like the previous one I watched (the last slumber party). If you want to know it scared the hell out of me. It was scary. The ending is worth waiting for. Do rent this one if you see it.
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this movie graduates with a D-
3 August 2003
This is one of the worst slasher movies that i have seen for a while. It's not all that bad, but it is so slowwwww and boringggggg. That's what makes it bad. Little gore. The last 20 min. turns in more to be an action movie than a horror movie. 3/10
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The Burning (1981)
good but not great
3 August 2003
The Burning is an average slasher flick. There's been better and there's been worse. Not much to say. Get the unrated for better gore. Early movies for Jason Alexander and Holly Hunter. It's your choice to rent this or not rent this.
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don't go out of your way to find this
3 August 2003
I really don't know what to say about this movie. Is it good or bad or awful? I disagree with people who say this movie is about turning women upside down and burning them. I only seen that once or twice in the entire movie. It does well showing psychological breakdowns. But the end just doesn't make no sense to me. Rent this but don't have a fuss if you can't find it.
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The Meateater (1979)
where can you find this movie? (besides ebay)
3 August 2003
I seen the cover to this movie when I was a tyke. Ever since it stuck in my head and had to find it. I don't know how many people ever heard of this movie but it's bad, but not awful. This movie could have had a lot more potential. Horrible direction and acting. Although, I have seen a lot worse ones by far. By the way, this movie was one of the most hardest movies that I found.
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6/10
Underrated movie
29 July 2003
This is a very strange and tough movie to watch. It would be very entertaining to the die hard gore fans. Hardly no plot, but it is worth the time to check out. I thought the writing could have been better. The rape scenes went a little too far.
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