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Steel (1997)
In my top 10 worst films list
It's astounding that this was made for theatrical release. There are very few movies out there which are worse than this one. It was too violent to really be a small childrens movie, but it had drama and dialog that couldn't interest anybody over five years of age. I couldn't give this movie a "1" because a few of the props were not made of cardboard. If you liked this movie, I recommend you also watch R.O.T.O.R. and seek professional help. Action: terrible, Script: horrible, Acting: pathetic, Effects: amazingly lame, Unintended Comedy Value: medium-high
This movie will be with me in my misery for a long time to come.
R.O.T.O.R. (1987)
Definitive bad sci fi movie
This movie exemplifies the best features of bad sci fi. It starts out really bad. I mean *really* *really* bad. But where other bad sci fi movies fail, ROTOR succeeds... because IT GETS WORSE. If you graphed it, the stupidity of this movie would move up and to the right as it runs its course. That is amazing.