Honestly, from the opening scene I couldn't help thinking that the cinematographers had been holidaying in tellytubby land. Half expected tinky winky to pop up out of the neon green hills highlighting the neon yellow paths and, genuinely, neon brown trees.
Now, it's quite possible that someone decided to slyly slip an LSD tab into something I ate, but I think it would have been preferable to watch my own hand fall off or a herd of pink elephants trample a unicycling pennywise into a field of singing tulips than to watch more than ten minutes of this utter drivel.
You would think people would learn that there needs to be something hooking people into a series. If you're going to film people having a fire, hire a fire safety crew and use fire rather than CGI that's almost as good as the graphics on an Amstrad 464 Plus. Honestly, burn some stuff!
'Acting' - poor. 'CGI' - terrible. Colour - over the top. 'Story' - unsure; couldn't bear to sit through anymore to find out why someone was apparently a witch yet not burned at the stake or drowned, given the time period.
Not surprised they dropped it after the first season.
Now, it's quite possible that someone decided to slyly slip an LSD tab into something I ate, but I think it would have been preferable to watch my own hand fall off or a herd of pink elephants trample a unicycling pennywise into a field of singing tulips than to watch more than ten minutes of this utter drivel.
You would think people would learn that there needs to be something hooking people into a series. If you're going to film people having a fire, hire a fire safety crew and use fire rather than CGI that's almost as good as the graphics on an Amstrad 464 Plus. Honestly, burn some stuff!
'Acting' - poor. 'CGI' - terrible. Colour - over the top. 'Story' - unsure; couldn't bear to sit through anymore to find out why someone was apparently a witch yet not burned at the stake or drowned, given the time period.
Not surprised they dropped it after the first season.
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