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The Last Kids on Earth (2019)
Wait..it has Bruce Campbell? where?
Almost a 10...The main character spends like 15 minutes of the show fantasizing about saving a girl...he repeats himself multiple times and this takes up way too much screen time...but other than that...ITs fantastic...Ohh...Except for a few minor things...The boys in the show are beasts..taking on any zombie they see, doing extreme stunts and crazy things..but the instant they meet they girl, they all become useless morons who has to be saved by the girl...Feminism at its worst...And they killed a huge beast with a toothpick...well its a cartoon and was still a lot of fun to watch!
The Secret Life of Pets 2 (2019)
your 8 year old will think its a movie for infants.
Yikes...where the first one had emotions and drama and something...this one is just go go go its for 2 year olds, funny funny something something something funny..and Baby funny..not funny funny.
Alita: Battle Angel (2019)
I wanted to hate this movie!
From her huge eyes I wanted to hate this movie..The trailers did a bad job of making me want to see it...It was a bit rushed towards the end and didnt even end at all...unfortunately as it is very hard for movies to get a sequel these days...but i guess its better than skipping over 12 books like the Dark Tower...which also wasn't a bad movie (but i never read either book)....And her eyes definitely do look bad. They change size and shape and color from scene to scene... But the fights are really fun to watch. But the romance was lame. but luckily short lived....way better than I thouht
Doesnt line up with the movie at all!
Not a bad show...but not the dark crystal...I never loved the movie so its not like I needed it to be perfect. But it didn't line up to the movie at all...not even close.
And had I never seen the movie I probably would not have cared. But Aliens???...Aliens don't even make sense in this universe....They defy the logic of its own story. How did they arrive? Do they have a space ship? Where is it? Why will they not return to where they came from when they die..and why not Thraa?
And really my biggest issue....Okra knew the skexis were the evil halves of the mystics the entire time? Then why did she give them the crystal...and if Okra is god and made the earth...where did the rest of the universe come from.?
Men in Black: International (2019)
Best movie of the year!...that is not saying much though...
It feels like Venom...A movie that was made for adults, that was then edited to make it more kid friendly...And its a shame they did that. Like Venom, it was probably going to be an amazing movie. Why they felt they needed to include miniature aliens, Beard aliens, and a few alterations that make no sense except to make 3d animations for...Such as the subway transformation...
But you know what the most irksome part was...That the gun had the same animation for .001% as it did for 100%...same animation..same explosion size...how lame......Way way better than detective pikachu, shazam and godzilla...combined..
Its also better than MIB 2 and 3 mostly because they are super cheesy...and THis movie might not be the best, but its cheese free
This 2nd episode is where it really starts to fall apart...This whole episode is for 5 year olds...The mini puppets doing stupid things trying to make the kids laugh...its out of place....Also now we get some plot holes.
These Gelflings are psychic and can transfer memories and dreams to each other and yet..Kiran is afraid that no one will believe his story? Why? I don't understand...He can literally show them!!...Then more of the little puppet trying to garner laughs from 3 year olds....sigh...
Ooga buga lova waba
Im on episode 7 and oh man am i annoyed by the little guys. WHy does he talk so much...all he says is gibberish.....Other than that the mouths still irritate me...i just dont look at the mouths when gelflings are on screen...
But why does it still not line up with the movie....I was expecting the mystics and and the Skesis to be two halves to the same whole...it Still seems like the story is different...How could Magdra know who the mystics are but not who the skesis were? How can she be old friends with the mystic if she doesnt know who the skeis were...that makes NO SENSE...I guess i wish i never saw the movie because this one element has been hampering my expectations the entirety of the show
Its the SuperBowl!!!
Here is the formula for the movie...2 minutes of monsters on screen followed by 5 minutes of commercials...or uggh...human being drama..And that is the whole movie...sometimes its 3 minutes of monsters and 25 minutes of commercials...Lot of commercials...way way too many. And its so boring...the real shame
Dude...what was that?
As I was watching this movie and trying to follow its story telling devices...i realized there wasn't one. It does not try to tell a story, it only tries to be a knockoff horror movie. It wants to scare you. But does not know how to do so. From scene to scene I kept asking myself what was the point of that scene, and how does it relate to the overall story..thats when i made the shocking discovery that everything was just random...Really the worst kind of story telling there is... When each scene means nothing then how can you call this a movie? Its just an idea...what if superman was evil..But the crazy part is this kid was so innocent...then one night he just turns completely evil with no reasons behind it
Good Omens (2019)
Brilliant!!!...and Horrible...Amazing!..and stupid!
This show has a few really clever and funny ideas...Unfortunately the story is not very long so they decided to fill it with random facts about characters that have nothing to do with anything except to waste time. Slightly more enjoyable than it is annoying so i say its worth a watch.. The ideas were also just dumb. At least a few of them. see doesnt the idea of 4 horsemen counteract the need for an antichrist? Its things like this that make no sense that bring down what would otherwise be a really good show.
Cosmos Laundromat (2015)
Strange and goes nowhere
But really good...The devil...and a sheep..Would love to see the rest of the story..or more stories if this was only a short
Murder Mystery (2019)
It would have worked only if it was a setup...
The whole movie I was so sure it was a prank set up by the husband. THat was the only excuse a decent movie could pull off. But this is not a decent movie...So your telling me all the things the husband cannot remember about his wife...all that was real? So mR spit is just the worlds worst husband? Cant remember anniversaries...doesnt remember the allergy medicice and just in general seems to know nothing about his wife...he even lies to her...this? is supposed to be a successful marriage? ?????
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
A real shock - Its bad!
Bruce campell...cant be bad...right...wrong...Movie can be summed up by the end perfectly.."Fire wont kill it" ...we're screwed...what now? how about more fire? Oh look it died...cool
God Eater (2015)
Average generic anime with copycat elements from other animes
And on top of all of that copycat sits a plain, oridinary story about boring characters....at least the motion is not robotic like other netflix animes..
The Endless (2017)
The end...the most interesting part...ruins the movie!
Okay so yes..Despite the ending kind of ruining the tone of the movie...It was still awesome and reminded me strongly of Alan Wake...But if it did not play of my love for alan wake then yes the movie just makes a 180 in the last second..."No life is worse than the one you make me live brother"..Man what a powerful line about the mediocrities of regular life. They really made a case for staying and i was not only okay with that, I was happy..Now i wanted to stay too....But as soon as the other brother agrees he pulls a bugs bunny and they leave.....
.In my head i had been tying it to that Futurama episode where Bender learns the pleasure in enjoying your tedious everyday tasks. And thats where I thought this movie was going...and i thought it worked..IT still did work..jut with a mixed ending. One that was action packed and enjoyable, yet also kind of ruined the movie's theme
What the WHAT!!!!
THis episode was the season finale? Are you kidding me. I thought we were at the mid point of season 2...The show just went from having an amazing 1st season and being one of the best animes of all time to...this pile of garbage..There are some good ideas in season 2., but they are dragged out. Not to mention the animation as like looking at a comic book..The first season had amazing fluid animation and season 2 has...Garou? Garou is cool, but had I known that they were going to basically get rid of Saitama...he was in like 3 episodes this season...Then I would not have watched it period..
Starting to get good. But why did they even go through the trouble of finding a kid if the air ducts were going to magically double in size anyways...She had a backpack on for crying out loud. Other than this "MINOR" problem it was a much better episode
The characters are not acting like real people anymore...strange
Very strange. I feel weird about these first 3 episodes..One they were boring. And 2 the characters dont act like how they used to or how real people would act. So the "girlfriend" plot was used to setup the secret code plot...But then did the show just forget about the girlfriend? Or was she not real? If she is not real that is some cruel joke. The kids spent like 8 hours setting up this thing and trying to contact the girlfriend..8 hours...it must take 12 by his self....And so let me get this straight. In order to keep L, he has to lie to her...except for when she breaks up with him he still does not tell the truth? But what is his motivation? It makes no sense.
Where is this heading?
Pointless Low class heros and their powers and their backstories and more talking...talk talk talk...No Saitama? WTF..This has been the formula for the past few episodes and I finally had to say something....It has officially turned into "My Hero Acadamia"...in all the worst ways
I Am Mother (2019)
Might not be a terrible movie, but it's terrible pacing is enough to put me off. Each scene...each step..every move that the character does has a minute long shot dedicated to it. And its really pointless. the movie may get better but like a lame youtube video i had to keep skipping forward...I was at the 1 hour mark where we saw another human before i turned it off...
Black Mirror: Striking Vipers (2019)
Starts and ends on the same shock value.
This episode was only shock value and nothing more. The characters start off experimenting with sexuality in VR. And then the show ends with the characters experimenting with sex in vr.. The characters never experiment more or evolve or change in any way as people. They stay the same stagnant characters from start to finish. I was shocked at first...but then nothing else happened. And in the end the only redeeming part was the acting. I felt like all the actors were really in that situation..
If only we had an explanation for why the sex was better with his friend than it was with his wife or with other people... Why did the wife not play the game with her husband? If the friends had such a strong connection why was it never shown at all? I think i would have ended it with the married couple breaking up and the two guys getting married...even though they are straight in the game they can get their sexual needs fulfilled completely.
Legends of Tomorrow: Hey, World! (2019)
What just happened?
I cant even put into words what i just witnessed. What was that?
Okay...so there goal is to build hey-world so that people can see magical creatures play nice...but then they make it about superheroes instead and at no point do they actually bring in magical creatures...That black guy was a way more intimidating Demon than Ray palmer...yikes...The season took a huge downfall when the character change happened..even though I love Ray...
look at that ratings curve...my gosh...I'm glad i rated each episode...it allowed me to see my ratings curve and the first few episodes were amazing...the middle episodes were decent and the last of the episodes are horrible.
The weakest link!
How are people rating this movie high? Its merely a mis mash of the first two movies thrown in with a lot of sub plots that make no sense.
This movie makes no sense at all. .
The father is dead and yet in order to have him in the movie we have these long and pointless flashbacks.
A man-child has a crush on his friend's mother, whom is 30 years his senior...And this is a kids movie?
We are supposed to believe that one man killed all the night furries in the whole world?
They abandon their island and rebuild on the first island they see even though their plan was to fly and fly and fly possibly die because they don't know if their destination really exists? uh huh...
Toothless becomes alpha of all of the Hidden world in a matter of hours, with no disputes or other alpha dragons around? And this is where all the dragons are supposed to have spawned from?
The bad guy's plan relies on toothless understanding that he has a crossbow pointed at his mate and if he does not tell all the other dragons not to attack, he will fire....Really? toothless is smarter than most of the humans? This is news to me...
Even though their plan was to move in with the dragons, at the end they let the dragons go without them even though they wanted to set an example that dragons and humans can live in peace? WHy?
Dragons are still scattered throughout the world...giving up your dragons does not mean all the other dragons also disappear.
At the end of the movie they do give up their dragons, but Toothless is reunited with ...the main character mere seconds later making the whole seperation both pointless and so short lived it didnt even matter
Couldnt watch past 10 minutes
1 star for the amazing battle on their home planet..So awesome..that lasts for 2 minutes. After that the movie makes no sense and is completely boring.
...Also can I talk about all the plot holes in the first 10 minutes....1 The girl and her parents know nothing about each other...including ages, tastes, and gender...
Bumblebee reproduces the volkswagen engine of the 1980s exactly without ever having seen what it looks like.....
...The enemies can change forms near instantly including a jet and fly away at a moments notice....Bumblebee on the other hand has a falling scene where he falls a long distance and crashes against the ground...this happens twice. Once as he is crashing to earth and one as he is fighting the other robot.. And man was it a boring cliche movie about a teen girl who does not fit in...
Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019)
This is what they think the fans want? Really?
Dog poor writing and a story that is both boring to watch and makes little sense?. The only thing good here is the pokemon...but enjoy it when you can because you will not bee seeing a whole lot of them.
There are probably hundreds of pokemon in the movie but only about 20 types of pokemon? Did this seem strange to anyone else? Even ditto transform into previously seen pokemon.
The story...makes no sense at all...There is this great guy who built a whole city for pokemon to live freely with people...He is the bad guy and he wants to ..."walk" again...How horrible? yes but after he achieves his ultimate goal he decides to throw all logic out the window and turn people into pokemon...for some reason. This will allow them to...to...I have no idea..To give the movie a bad guy? maybe..Also...How was pikachu both in the car accident and back at the lab freeing mewtwo?