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Hold the Dark (2018)
What the heck happened?
The movie ends with Core's daughter asking him that: "What happened?". . . And that's the point. I just read a review from another guy saying that the book contains a lot of interesting things (incest and curses) that isn't even implied in the movie. So that makes the film a total failure. Shame because the story appears to be so good. Ah, by the way, it has too much running time. Director could cut half an hour at least. (The shoot out scene, Cheeon at Rambo style? Come on, he killed more people that all saga together. That doesn't suit with the movie in any way)
A screenplay without head and feet
What is the story about? Go ask to Michael Bay and the "screenwriter" 'cause they are the only who thought this movie will be interesting. Use the "King Arthur story" to try to base this flop just made it worst. And come on! Stanley Tucci already played the bad guy in another Transformers waste of time. They think people are dumb and do not realize that?
Shame this didn't got a sequel.
I'm not gonna say this movie is better than the Swedish one (and all the saga) but IT'S A FINCHER MOVIE! So you got the same story with cool improvements. Studio said it was a flop, but world-wide the movie earned almost 3 times its budget. So why they didn't really make it? Who knows! The combo Fincher-Craig-Mara was credible. The "new" sequel with Claire Foy and Sverrir Gudnasson is tasteless to the bone. Studio made big mistakes: changing lead roles actors and waiting too much long to do it. What a shame :(
Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)
Queen of my life!
When I was 10 years I found a mixtape of my cousin. It was painted and no tags. I was curious about it so I played it and I could hear a cool song (that later I know it was "Killer Queen") and I had to stole it. Years after my best friend of youth bought the VHS of "Live Killers" and for the very first time I could see the band playing and I worshiped Freddie since then. I think this movie is a very good homage to his memory and legacy. He was the best singer around the world and still is. I am agnostic but God save Queen and Freddie forever.
Point Break (2015)
Probably the worst remake ever
When will be producers understand that are movies they can't touch because are treasures. The original film is so well done, pure 90s action. This crap didn't deserve to go right to video. Bad acting, bad screenplay, lousy and cliche direction. If I could rate it 0 I will.
Roswell, New Mexico (2019)
Another unnecessary remake
Well, Hollywood strikes again with a dull remake, reboot or other stupid term they like to use. This bad copy is so lame, made for lame millennials.
Chupacabra Territory (2016)
Dumbest leftover of genre
Hey, come on. This genre of "lost and found footage" its so wasted, frayened to the very end. Do you hear about of "The Blair Witch Project"? Not only is the mother of this kind of movies,but its almost a crime to copy it with another name, a cursi name, a wannabe name... What a shame of the creators and the viewers of this piece of crap. I didn't see it. Just the trailer and I laughed, better they would do a parody instead. If I coul rate zero, I will.
This episode is not to be needed
It's cool see a flashback with the other side of the story but one hour episode to see it? Come on. It looks the story were short to complete ten episodes of the season and made this (that perfectly can be a escene or two inside another episode) cabin hiding for Ed and his wife. Besides the stabbing to Dodd and his execution for Hanzee, that's it.
Love & Coffee (2016)
I didn't know this movie was made. I watched it in Cine Latino Channel and I was WTF???? The first mistake is to put english dialogue in the mouths of colombians actors, but more awful is the spanish dubbing the same actors do. Believe it or not the spanish interpretation is worst than their english. The second mistake is mix a cup of Café Con Aroma de Mujer (The successful soap opera) with a cup of cheesy romantic comedy. I feel a deep shame of this movie more than Metastasis, and that's a long way to say.
A Quiet Place (2018)
Good Plot Awful Story
The pitch is good: You can't make a noise or a sensitive hearing carnivore monster will tear you apart. But the movie is full of noises and old cliches. The nail in the stairs WTF? If the family walk barefoot? Who puts a dangerous nail in a step? Only a stupid screenwiter. The ending is the frayened idea ever. The direction is too lame too. Krasinki is OVERRATED !
Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)
Oh, man! Hollywood and its hunger for money! If a could rate it in negative numbers it would be a -10. The screenplay is stupid and chicle. I think that's Will Smith rejected it (besides the money), everything is forced justified. And the cast is lame. Even Jeff Goldblum looks like a extra with lines.
Warmful & Vintage
As a screenwriter I merely can say "what a good story". I haven't read the original article the movie is based on but what I watched in images deserve claps aloud. If you are a millennial you can't taste the nostalgia of shooting analog, but besides of that, the drama and the humor are perfectly mixed. Ed Harris confirms his talent and Jason Sudeikis proves he can act serious movies too and Elizabeth Olsen is not only a pretty face to catch bucks. Hope Netflix release it worldwide soon.
Hell Ride (2008)
Tarantino Bad Replica
QT produces the film because is Larry Bishop's friend. Madsen, Carradine and Laura Cayoutte are too. Vinnie Jones and Dennis involved also in bad roles because they love B Movies and that's Hell Ride pretends to be... BUT the screenplay is a piece of nonsense crap. No storylines connected neither fully developed is the blade that cuts its head and makes the movie going to oblivion.
Red Sparrow (2018)
It goes well until the end.
I ever read the book. But the screenplay develops a good crime-suspense story until the finale (predictable) and that's when you say: "So much for nothing". I like soviet and russian stories because are dark, even in the real world... (the sparrows academy and the skin peel off torture is so twisted) The ending you see it coming when Jeremy Irons confess to be the mole to Jennifer "absolutely beautiful" Lawrence.
The 15:17 to Paris (2018)
Clint Eastwood isn't a good director anymore!
Let's be honest... Clint made movies for the eternity like Million Dollar Baby and The Unforgiven. But this looks like a swindle. The screenplay is awful, the lack of experience of the writer it reflects in a lousy story. Predictable and slow, it seems like a long video of holidays uploaded to Instagram. The real and heroic fact it was reduced to a direct to vhs movie alike. Clint, enjoy your old age and get some rest.
Mr. Robot (2015)
Who Is Elliot Durden?
I know... Even if Mr. Robot has (steals?) the same plot of fractured mind-doppelganger-split personality when main character's mental state went deteriorated and his mind formed a new personality as in Chuck Palahniuk & David Fincher's book and movie respectively.
It's a good show only because is well acted, produced, written, directed and produced. It's obvious Sam Esmail is a devoted watcher of TV and Movies, his show is very influenced by it as he uses the first person talking like the "Narrator" and pays some tributes to icons like Pulp Fiction as well.
Rami Malek is cool, even in Edward Norton's '99 shoes... Christian Slater as the new version of Tyler Durden is fine, he always had been a good actor anyways. And the secondary characters are a good ensemble. Hooray for Carly Chaikin (Darlene) a kind of Marla Singer, Martin Wallström is so nuts and and a personal quote if I may... I love Stephanie Corneliussen (Joanna)
Hope the quality in the second season don't came with low quality of plots and subplots.
The Messengers (2007)
The less things change, they are a repetition.
I saw this right now in Cinemax, five years later of the cinema screening. I saw it because the directors and screen-players were the same of The Ring, it was a bonus.
The intro in black and white (a flashback of the previous owners of the house) is really good, I get stuck to my TV. Scary, well done effects, music, cinematography. So far so good.
Then when the actual family moves in, well it's all the same I saw countless times in many, many, many... and I mean: many movies.
The abandoned house, the new family move in it, the noises, the visions, the ghosts, are really a cliché. You can play with clichés, but put a new dress on them. Don't trace them like using onion paper.
I'm not surprised the DVD is only $1.95 in amazon.com A bargain but with no salt and pepper for all horror fans like me.
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Why I didn't surprise McG made a Bad Movie... Again...
Let's face it... He's not a good director, his best friend or his mother (if they love him a little9 must tell him. A man who produces mostly some "jewels" like: "Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious" or... "Fastlane" Or directs: Charlie Angels I and II is not good enough to release This Sacred Cow of sci-fi, what was thinking WB???... For Christ Sake!! It's a shame about Christian Bale... but any actor in this lame role would be awful too. But, thanks McG for screw up the franchise anyway!! James Cameron must be crying to see his magnificent idea became a trash. This movie won't recover the 200 million budget not even selling DVD's and merchandising, not in a million years. I feel robbed. Gimme my money tickets back!!!
This film could be better!!!
Why I say this film could be better??? Well... it's based on a book: "Satanas" by Mario Mendoza... but the book it's based in one of the worst spree killing ever. Before Columbine, in 1987 there was a man called Campoelías Delgado who entered in a restaurant and kill the customers at the tables. The man was a former soldier in the Korea War, mentally ill and a tickin' bomb. Before kill the people in that restaurant, he burned his mother and shoot the neighbors in the building he lived... nobody knows if he kills himself with a shot in the head or died in the crossfire with the police... but it's a raw good story for a movie. But, I don't know... I haven't read the book, but the movie focuses in other minor characters whom don't worth it. The plot is in the head of Eliseo (played by the great actor Damian Alcazar, who is the only Mexican actor who can talk without that ugly accent)and his madness... I don't care about an illegitimate relationship between a priest and his fellow parishioner girl or the vengeance for a rape. It would be more like it if the movie could show HOW and WHY Eliseo hit the rock bottom.
Perro come perro (2008)
I've seen this movie with others titles before!!
Whoa, whoa!!! Stop the horses... Saying that "Perro Come Perro" is kind of Tarantino's or Ritchie's work might have, it's the biggest lie on earth. I'm from Colombia too, but... sincerely: leave aside the stupid patriotism. I've seen this movie with other titles before... it's nothing new, but it's not bad at all... The only point it's worth to enhance is the direction of Carlos Moreno... it's methodical and creative. The screenplay has a lot of clichés and flaws, the worst one is the Adela situation... that's a popular joke turn into a movie... the violence it's free of charge and I'm not talking about the chainsaw scene... this is not so graphic like the one in Scarface, man... the actors, I don't know... either of them don't bring it out for a nomination of anything. Anyone could have done that parts the same way and nobody sees the difference. The music is good, Superlitio sounds strong and cool in the soundtrack... At the end, with Perro Come Perro, you can go to the movies to hang out and eat some popcorn.
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Is this movie funny?
WELL, First of all... I waste one hour and 45 minutes watching this "Comedy". I didn't find funny at all... Instead, is REALLY BORING!!! Is a slooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww movie. When you'll watch it... you'll feel like swimming in a jelly pool for one hour and forty five minutes and you don't advance an inch. The character of Napoleon could be more... could be funny, but is another stereotype of the dork and nerd that don't make laugh. I don't now in the name of God, how the director shot "The Wedding of Pedro" What was he thinking??? That Mexican actor deserves the Razzie Award for Worst Worst World Wide Actor... The only thing I know is, I don't wanna spend another one hour and forty five minutes watching "Nacho Libre" I'm afraid not.
Batman Begins (2005)
Nolan's New Franchise Rules
It's not a secret: Nolan kicks Shumacher ass and shows him how to make and direct a Batman movie. The reinvented franchise of the best dark superhero of Gotham is simply AMAZING. I enjoy it from the beginning to the end... all cast fits exactly in the characters. The only "BUT" is for Cillian Murphy as Crane. He looks such a baby face, he is too young for play Scarecrow... He's only saved by the mask and the cgi effects for his toxin. By the way, everybody's expecting the new Joker... Replacing Jack Nicholson is a hard challenge. I'd like to see someone younger. How about Johnny Knoxville? Think about it, Mr. Nolan and Mr. Goyer.
Te busco (2002)
A Tropical Music Love Story!
I have to say this movie is funny... I've been read the screenplay before the film-making and I could say they made it!! Although Dago (the producer and the writer) changed the final for best, he wrote a nice and good screenplay about love from the point of view of a child that tells the story. The actors good as always: Robinson Diaz (in the lead role) Alvaro Rodriguez And Diego Vazquez are in the spotlights. The photography recreates perfectly the weather of the geographical location and the color of the time: the eighties. The Art Direction is also retro, so cool... but I can't say the same about the director Ricardo Coral... I think there will be so many others directors that could make the movie better... One shot for scene I think is so Lazy and Oldie.
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
ALMOST WACHOSKY DID IT
Be honest... The reloaded leaves a bitter taste in the mouth. I was waiting for the film for so long and I watched the first one about ten times for no missing anything, but I don't know... The special FX are awesome but that's a trouble too, the film looks now like a video game for play station or something. The sex scene between Neo and trinity goes to trash can for better the montage with the tribal techno dance with the people for Zion too... Those two scenes can be erased and the movie doesn't change... The dream of Neo as the first sequence is so the same old thing... It's predictable... The movie must begun in the meeting on the captains of the ships, when neo fight three agents in the alley and then flies away, that would be a good initial sequence... So I love the Wachoskys but, I hope the revolutions continues for the good way for the first one Matrix...
After Party (2002)
Oh, my god... Why this film is so very bad?
Let's be simple... Don't see this picture, don´t waste your time. Awfully, this is the worst film made in my country: Bad acting, bad directing, bad screenplay... After Party tastes like vomit. If you find some VHS cassette with it... Burn it!!! Contribute to clean Good Name's of Cinema, for God's Sake!