TheRealAru Reviews

Tekken (2010)

Garbage,

[1/10 · 8 August 2010]

This movie for any true Tekken fan, is a slap in the face. The storyline is all messed up, the characters just do not fit, Cung Le as Marshall Law? Hell no and Jin sounds British. The acting was horrible, Heihachi looked nothing like Heihachi, and Kazuya and Jin both had more honor and respect than Heihachi ever did. Heihachi with a heart? Kazuya A rapist? Just uncalled for.

As far as anyone saying that they were entertained with these fights, you are probably a fan of the WWE. Even though fake, at least a lot of movies go the extra mile to showcase some sort of realism to the strikes, whereas in this movie the kicks, punches, and insanity done are miles from the areas that had been struck.

Save yourself the time people, as far as video game movies are concerned, I would rather watch Bloodrayne or Far Cry. (Both of which were horrible.)

Crazy on the Outside (2010)

Man goes to jail for fraud and piracy? Tim Allen Directing? Sign me up! lol

[7/10 · 2 April 2010]

I do not know what movies some of the reviewers here watched, talking about killings etc. But this is NOT the movie that appears on this IMDb listing.. The movie that is here is directed by Tim Allen, starring Tim Allen about a man who goes to jail for fraud and video piracy.

As far as the movie itself, it has a healthy cast of characters, a long list of good actors, a pretty good script, some nice editing, some good punchlines and an all around entertaining story to it.

Flaws of course are present, such as no insanely hilarious material, no crazy confusing story that jerks you around. But for what it lacks it definitely was a surprise. A light hearted, entertaining, interesting comedy, with its little mix of drama / romance into it.

I have definitely seen worse and for this to come from Tim Allen, it definitely shows. His simple yet funny one liners, his actions, his situations, all simple in nature but keep you watching for some reason. I enjoyed this movie and its definitely perfect to watch to pass the time or with your wife / husband / girlfriend / fiancé.