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wow 8 votes
saw this movie 2 nights ago. AMAZINGly sucky. damn. DAMN This movie makes the deathstalker movies look good by comparison. This is instantly going into my 'worst movies of all time' file.
avoid at all costs unless you have a free movie coupon & a desire to be bored to tears. waste of time. The lame fights & 3 stooges stuff was astoundingly terrible.
crap-stick barbarian/tarzan garbage. your average bugs bunny cartoon has WAY more entertainment value. YUCK. BARF ICK. GAG! the budget was about 5 lires. they milked the cave location. the white capes & plastic gold rock were so poor its sad. if you like this, your sense of taste is really warped.
Campfire Stories (2001)
worst. movie. ever.
and by ever I mean of the last 10-12 years. this movie makes jack frost look good. Believe the nay sayers. but then, if you actually are browsing these reviews to consider this movie, you probably have some semblance of what makes a good movie.
Don't rent it- you will be compelled to demand another free rental in lieu of the time & $$$ you wasted. just don't watch it. ok it says I gotta write more. ON that skull thing at the beginning: I can make better computer animations with MS paint. Go evesdrop on a random neighbor's conversation- it will provide more interesting dialouge than is in this movie.
This movie has the fake-est southern accent I have ever had the sheer chalkboard-against-fingernails repulsion to experience. The villians in the 2nd story I could have beat up in my sleep. those 3 were about as evil as marshmellow peeps.
Alferd Packer: The Musical (1993)
Everyone is wrong.
HUGE southpark fan. PRETTY big Trauma fan. People, this movie sucked eggs. Yes, it had its moments but its FEW and lackluster moments didn't warrant the nodding off through this borefest. Prolly the best produced of any Trauma film & Trey Parker's music was good & songwriting OK but this film was damn uneventful, awkward, meandering, cheesy(unintentionally), its BAD. the acting is bad, the lines are bad. it was shot bad.
the sets bad. the clothes & props pretty damn bad. WATCH ORGAZMO , AVOID THIS !!!!!!
Hokuto no Ken (1986)
Pist on the North Star
As a fan of violence/bad gore/action, post-apocalyptic stuff and even bad kung-fu I can say this movie was hair-pullingly, eye-meltingly, painfully tedious banal CRAP. My knowlege of anime is minimal so I won't pose - but this sucked. Perhaps some pioneering shots and some laughable outfits/blood/character-size-ratios... but nothing is redeeming about this movie. The story was WELL below anime-par. The characters were so lame . I couldn't even finish this one. the 2 kids in dune buggy w/ flower. . . they hurt my brain they were so annoying. The gore in this movie was
so-so; more killing/slashing than real blood N guts and it doesn't carry the movie. The background was badly-drawn sky scrapers in the nuclear-nevada-like desert. That was it. I liked Akira, G.I.T.S., Ninja Scroll, Grave of Fireflies, Princess Mononokke, even Project A-KO and Warriors of the Wind. This movie was suprisingly bad Japanese animation.