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Pet Sematary (2019)
Garbage.
I just saw it and i hated it. Whenever it tried to do something different it did but for the worse.
My biggest issues are :
We never saw Ellie really care about Church, so Jud suggesting to bury the cat in the Indian cemetery doesn't make sense. The parents taking Rachel and Gage doesnt make sense since we dont see the conflict between them, blaming Louis for the death of Gage. We never see Louis regret bringing Ellie back, where in the original one having Louis kill little Gage is as powerful as it can be, he has to take the life of his child with his own hands, and then just to see him commit the same mistake again with Rachel and ultimately paying with his life.
In this one what? their ultimate goal is to be ... a family of...zombies? huh? what?
Not to mention practical effects, make up on the teenager who got killed looked more like a mutant/burnt victim than an accident. Trailer crash was laughable, Ive seen youtubers pull better green screens than that. After Ellie has been killed by this huge truck all she has is.... a lazy eye? wtf... seriously? Gotta be ashamed of your movie when the original one 30 years old still looks better.
This was horrible.
The Conjuring 2 (2016)
There is nothing even resembling a horror movie here.
First of all let me start with this simple premise: Nothing ever written or said by the Warren is true. They are one of the most famous scam artists in the whole paranormal investigating field. It is been widely known that their involvement in the Amytiville case was prefabricated with the help of the Lutz family in order to cash in from the original DeFeo murders. Once you take that out of the equation the claims of this movie being "a true story" leaves us with a regular movie without anything special
One good thing i can say is that it is beautifully done, the photography is great, the color palette, camera movements, editing, it is pretty well made. So the fault is not one of technical aspects but more of a lack of substance and extremely painful cheesy moments. Acting is regular, they do their best but no one stands out, Vera Farmiga is good but her character has nothing special nor it conveys anything that draws you in. The little girl does her best but you can tell at any moment she's acting and it doesn't convince you in any way. Finally beware of the Elvis Presley scene, it will make you cringe in horror of the awfulness of that part, it is like you're watching a Steven Spielberg kid horror movie.
Stay away from this children "horror" movie.
Hit So Hard (2011)
Uninspired, Messy, Poor Editing...
where to start? I was really interested but it was almost impossible to watch. For a documentary relying on the anecdotes and insights of it's primary subject Patty Schemel, i found her and everyone around her incredibly confusing, annoying and vague to actually understand. this is where the director should have picked up the pieces and try to make something coherent of this mess. but he couldn't pull it off. Another thing that bothered me a lot was how little attention they put to Kristen Pfaff's life and death. You barely get to see her and it is definitely overshadowed by Cobain's death. And sadly at the end the only thing that kept me from turning this off was the rare clips of Kurt Cobain This is a missed opportunity into making a great documentary of a once great drummer.
Destination Truth (2007)
this is an absolute shame of a show
there are so many wrong things about this series that is hard to choose one for a start.
First of all i find the host extremely inadequate, unfunny and even racist when treating some of the people of smaller villages and different towns, you can see exactly how ignorant he really is.
And for the show itself., it is an absolute waste of time, this show as the title says its about truth, and finding the truth about some myths, legends, creatures, etc., but they do exactly nothing. Instead of refuting these myths they prefer to propagate the false idea that something is there and happening in order to gain more attention. Every show is exactly the same, they always find something but they can't confirm nor deny what it was. and with this lazy excuse they pretend to have a good show and keep trying the same formula over and over.
There's no credibility whatsoever in this show. Nothing is conducted with seriousness and a true scientific approach. Avoid at all costs.