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Tall Girl (2019)
2/10
Garbage
8 October 2019
A 6'1", wealthy class, blonde, pretty girl is just so down. The coaches at this school must have been smoking crack. They would've hounded her to be on the basketball or volley ball teams. Did she go to a school full of mini people? Those shorter guys would've been drooling over her(look up rule 34 giantess). If you really want to see a messed up high school girl, the pay attention to the chubby girl in Euphoria.
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1/10
Better acting on pornhub.
10 September 2019
I have no clue why this turd was even made, but it's a pile of hot garbage. Not one of these people could even act. Home video on pornhub have better actors. The church guy wouldn't shut up about church. Like one reviewer said this looks like it was made in Florida. Nothing worthwhile happen till the last 20 minutes. The sound is all over the place. My 11 year old Lil cousins can make a better horror movie than this using action figures.
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Another Life (2019– )
3/10
Garbage drama
25 July 2019
Just finished the 1st episode:The show is highly predictable. It even copies BSG camera movement . Almost everyone on the crew to save the planet is under 27. I know Netflix want to keep the younger crowd watching(because Disney + iis on the way), most of these young people don't pay for Netflix anyway, their more conservative parents do. I'm waiting on the random gay sex out of nowhere that has nothing what so ever to do with the plot in the next few episodes. This show even copied a TV movie called Epoch.
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The Culling (2015)
1/10
Garbage
18 July 2019
The lead girl(Mother Teresa) gets all her friends killed because well she's pretty stupid. The guy that they wanted you to think was a ahole was the smartest one of them all.
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Bad Blood (2017– )
5/10
Season 2 ending was rushed and out of character
3 June 2019
After being pretty smart for most episodes, the turn the main guy into a idiot. It's no way he would've stayed in one spot after all that happened.
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Captive State (2019)
4/10
Next time study the different regions of US slang.
30 May 2019
The black guy is straight from NYC or the East Coast. His white friend was using West Coast slang. Now both of these guys live in Chicago. We sound nothing like these two.
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Black Rain (2009 TV Movie)
1/10
Try to make it 15 minutes into this hot mess.
18 May 2019
I wanted that couple to die immediately. Somehow these morons want to get to know a hermit living in the woods. The guy James is a moron who is supposed to know about wild but sets up camp directly across the river from someone else.
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Jurassic City (2015)
1/10
Prison?
4 May 2019
Warning: Spoilers
The cops arrest all 3 women for a DUI. Some how they skip sitting in a station's jail, going to court, and sent to a county jail, all the way to a prison which houses men.
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2/10
No way the cops would've acted like that
2 May 2019
Bulgarians wouldn't want a massive incident of rape and cover up with a US citizen.
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Don't Kill It (2016)
2/10
Real title: Dolph get 90% of a town killed
25 April 2019
Warning: Spoilers
At the town hall meeting he was so slow in deploying his net gun that the monster slaughters almost everyone making matters even worst. A 16 year old working at BK could've did a better job. The director of this garbage must have a Weinstien fetish, when the male hero gets shipped hard on a female while he's older than lead female's father.
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2/10
Stupid
25 April 2019
They must have never heard of a Fire Alarm. They walked pass a bunch of them.
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Black Summer: Alone (2019)
Season 1, Episode 4
1/10
It just keeps getting worse
11 April 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This moron had a entire grocery store to himself and didn't even tire to lock or block the doors. I wish the zombies hurry up and kill these clowns
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Peppermint (2018)
2/10
Stop it Hollywood
9 April 2019
Stop casting soccer mom for these types of movies. Gina Carano, Ronda Rousey, or Hope Solo would be more believable. This goes for casting old washed up men also.
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Bird Box (2018)
3/10
No more stupidier then A Quiet Place
31 March 2019
This could've been a short much like A Quiet Place. People being stupid for no dang reason at all.
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Santa Clarita Diet (2017–2019)
5/10
The men in this are neutered.
30 March 2019
Ever guy is evil, feminine, or just a running joke. They amp it up to 11 in season 3.
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Summer of 84 (2018)
4/10
You can really tell the people that didn't watch this or are just naive
24 March 2019
Blah blah Stranger Things. Just because a movie is with kids in it from the 80's doesn't make it a wannabe Stranger Things. If that was the case then Stranger Things was a wannabe Super 8, and Super 8 was a wannabe copy of a ton of throwback shows and movies based on the 80's.
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2/10
Lisa's acting killed this movie.
8 March 2019
It's no way she got hired for her acting skills. She has to have dirt on somebody, someone owes her a favor, or you know(wink). Her type would've never stayed in that town and dated the cop guy that looked 10 years older than the people he supposed to went to school with
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1/10
The world stupiest woman
2 March 2019
I wanted to punch my screen watching this hot garbage.
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Mars (2016– )
2/10
In Elon we trust
23 February 2019
Did SpaceX pay for this crap. One company is NOT going to make Mars happen. Many Governments will make it happen. Getting people there to live will cost TRILLIONS.
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Replicas (2018)
5/10
It's bad but, it's not like the other crap movies
22 February 2019
You can read read my other reviews and I DGAF I will rate a movie a 1. This one is bad, but it's kinda laughable, because it's so silly. When he mentioned his wife that his wife was a doctor, I immediately thought about Dennis Richards in one of those Bond movies. His boss is also funny.
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Totem (I) (2017)
2/10
Would've gave it a one
21 February 2019
But I liked the silly twist ending. A 50 year old man moves his 29 year old girlfriend(who knows jack about kids or being a family) in with him, his 17 year old daughter,and 5-7 year old kid. I have no clue why he just couldn't wait for the 17 y/o to go off to college. You know what happens when you put two females together(one who wants to be grown and one that wants to just party before she hit 30). This never will end well.
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Bordertown: Kissan kehto 2/2 (2018)
Season 2, Episode 6
2/10
The worst one yet
20 February 2019
It got really stupid. He couldn't figure out that the victims were all around the same age.
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Leprechaun Returns (2018 TV Movie)
2/10
They could've kept this hot garbage
11 February 2019
Warning: Spoilers
The dumbest most unbelievable collage kids ever. I wanted to die in the most brutal way after 20 minutes in. They chose to live in a house without the internet, but 10 minutes later a girl snaps a picture of another to post on Instgram. A huge waste of time.
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2/10
Didn't like this one at all.
6 February 2019
Warning: Spoilers
If the chancellor was so smart, why he didn't just use the beast as a biological weapon. Why even tell the Senate or bring it to your home world? Why even take a chance on losing you chancellorship, by taking a chance on the beast getting lose.
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The Nursery (2018)
1/10
This is a Must Sleep Movie
31 January 2019
Boring and badly acted. Whomever made this, and the cast that starred in this hot garbage, should be sent to the dark side on the moon in a rocket made by Yugo.
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